Eggman Conspiracy
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So some poster posted in the Vocaroo thread (that just got deleted) a story about how Eggman is actually a CIA/FBI/NSA/Reptilian plant who is solely here to make people depressed so they do more school shootings, leading to gun control.
Thoughts?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1raB05Vqeq1
Pic related: Eggman dressed far too well for his supposed $10,000 a year income
>>24854501
HAHAHHAHA i fucking love this place.
>>24854501
I bought that sweater with him. It cost like 29 dollars on sale. His wardrobe was a bit frumpy and I think he feels better in nicer clothes so I'm trying to help him out.
>>24854501
Eggy confirmed for reptilian plant senpai
>>24854501
I can't wait for this eggmeme to die
>>24854518
>it gets weirder
>>24854501
I'm depressed for other reasons. Like my shitty job and the thought that I will never succeed at life. That I feel like something is literally wrong with my biological heart and one day soon I might slip away in my sleep. It scares me and makes me rather sad.
>>24854537
I'm the girl egg man lives with.
KILL THE EGG
>>24854551
were u the tranny we doxxed along with eggies family? cant imagine the raging autist have any more friends than that.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AvpgCTe4O3boop
>Eggman just admitted he was retarded this entire time
Why is he so hard on himself? Maybe trying to teach himself programming didn't work out
>>24854501
>mfw this probably is the robots' actual idea of "dressing well"
>>24854604
No. I've been posted my share of times on here, though.
>>24854645
Rome wasn't built in a day...
>>24854518
>sweater
It's a cardigan you retarded fuck
>>24854704
Don't bully me pls. I'm tired and I can't sleep. You're right though.
>>24854747
>pls
Okay anon, I won't again. But you better watch your posting habits when you're tired.
>>24854501
wow that is fucking creepy
i was talking to him on snapchat the other day too.
he was taking to me about his "shitty life" and made me feel bad for him
FUCK im scared now..
>>24854989
If what eggman is saying is true, he's not going to stick around much longer.
Though it's more likely he'll just land another dead end job and shuffle along futility.
>>24854501
>>24854501
>FBI
>Reptillian
I know who is behind this post
I have that cardigan
It's kinda making me double think wearing it.
could this be a pic of eggys CIA colleague?
did anyone see that comment he left on his video? pic related
that's some deep web torture port shit right there.
anyone have any clues of his motives behind this?
can someone redpill me on this eggman haven't been on here in so long
>>24855368
>port
porn*
also correct me if I'm wrong but when someone dies doesn't their debt go away?
http://money.howstuffworks.com/personal-finance/debt-management/debt-when-you-die.htm
>>24854501
He's probably getting help from different sources financially
Maybe his parents are loaded? Maybe he gets help from friends? There's a ton of ways to explain this.
eggman is too stupid to be a CIA agent
remember this? eggy is just a lonely guy that makes these youtube videos as an outlet for his shitty life.
>>24854501
I wake up every morning thanking god I don't look like Eggman.
THE EGG HAS BEEN CRACKED
CRACKED
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>>24855088
>Double think wearing it
>DOUBLETHINK
>gets 88 dubs
Someone is behind this!!! Watch your back!!No, seriously.
>>24854645
oh dear
we've detected a butthurt roastie/fag
konichiwa senpai desu xD
Why isn't there posts about this in the /x/ archive?
Just shilling your video eh OP?
>>24854501
how the fuck is he dressed well? looks like a charity shop rejects..
>>24854844
ANIMES DON'T BULLY OTHER ANIMES
SPREAD THE WORD
PEACE & LOVE
NOT HATE & FEAR
>thinking eggman has anything to do with anything
>when interracial kuk threads are spammed all day every day
doesn't he drive a 2006 grand prix? not a fucking lexus?
>>24858523
What videos?
