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Can we just have a You'll Never thread?
I was thinking about all the stuff I'll never get to do/experience and it was fucking me up
>you'll never get to go on a life changing adventure with friends
>>24850291
>You'll never get to see your son score a game winning goal/touchdown etc
>you'll never experience what it feels like to be truly happy
You'll never have sex (likely)
>tfw ran over a skink while mowing the lawn
>tfw it kept twitching and was all chopped up so i had to put it out of its misery
god damn it lizard-san, why couldn't you just get out of the way?? i never meant for this to happen.
>>24850282
iktf breh and it's not good
Not good at all.
>>24850282
Did this to a toad once. Poor little guy ;_;
>>24850301
>>24850323
it doesnt help that lizards, and skinks in particular, are probably my favourite animals
ive managed to avoid getting any to my knowledge before this, why did i have to start today ;_;
>mfw I haven't seen this meme in years
Post your best spurdo memes :D
Bump-o :D
What the hell? :D does nobody like spurdo anymore?
>>24850676
Here is your le reddit meme
who /anotherchristmasalone/ here?
fembot here
not rly going out with my bf.
>alcoholic trying to stop drinking
>estranged from my family
>autistic as fuck with no friends
>job is stressful
>no gf ever
>4th Christmas alone
Resisting the urge to kill myself is probably my biggest daily challenge.
>>24850277
>robot
>bf
hear me out weebs. One punch man is literally the pinnacle of annie mae. The artist One was literally nice enough to have the 1st arime protagonist with cancer. CANCER! Not only that but he has a robosexual sidekick. Truly forward thinking.
Hes also literally the strong human alive, literally stronger than than all the animus characters you nerds can muster up.
not only that theres no "waifus" for you virgin faggot because its full of TESTOSTERONE
I know you guys think its for "normies" like dbz and attack on titus but it not the same at all grow up man children.
>>24850242
>theres no "waifus"
tornado
>>24850531
Fubuki is better waifu
>theres no "waifus" for you virgin faggot because its full of TESTOSTERONE
yes yes only cute boys
Better get to sleep wagekeks bosses dick isn't going to suck itself tomorrow morning
>>24850119
thats what the new people are for, they are cuter than i am.
i just focus on raking in the dosh.
>>24850119
Has anything from people who actually make a living gotten into that thick skull yet?
>>24850119
Are you still mad? It's okay you don't have to cry NEET pal.
has /r9k/ ever been to jail?
>>24850095
Just that jail
>the cop's dick just out like that
Made me giggle. I'm an autist.
>>24850095
Yep, 3 years, although it was juvenile lockup.
Probably the reason I turned into a robot, never got to have a normal teen life and now I'm a perpetual child stuck in the body of an adult.
Oh, and I also really hate niggers now.
vending machine: what kind of gf you want senpai?
e) chicken tendies please
>flat costing negative points
FUck off redditor
>>24850090
>not getting the tendie subscription
What do normies even talk about?
If a cute girl starts talking to me what am I supposed to tell her?
What about normie guys?
Having a job is hard.
>>24849840
>What do normies even talk about?
Metal Gear Solid, mostly
Tell her about what your big circle of friends did
Tell her about how you went to that big party last night and had fun
Tell her about how you go gym and lift big weights
Tell her about your new BMW car etc.. you know the average stuff.
if a qt starts talking to me i can never hold the conversation and end up talking to guys instead, i dont know what to say, do, and i dont know how to flirt either. it sucks man but i live in hopes of one day ill be able to talk to qts like chad does
>literally incapable of flirting
>even online
>women get interested but I always disappoint
Is this natures way of saying I shouldn't reproduce?
What is flirting to you and what is it about flirting that makes it difficult?
>>24849665
the man who can provide food, security, and education for his children reproduces
>>24849665
What's your method of flirting, OP?
Come on. Arouse me. Chat me up.
Which of these are you robots?
>explorer
>tfw probably my only purpose in life is wander about and contribute nothing to mankind
Jester, I found out a long time ago that nobody takes me seriously, so I just went with it.
A lot of these easily overlap. I'm probably a rebel though. Without a cause, too.
Help a niqqa choose by including the chart
this man asked me on the bus today if he could take my virginity. i'm straight, 21 years old, from sweden, and i have no idea how he knows im a virgin. he gave me his instagram and i went on there and found these weird collages of himself half naked and feet. i think he might try and kill me.
amazingreee fuck robot
>>24849279
that's gay as shit bro
post more of his pictures
>you're such the school shooter type
Not only is this offensive to me, but to those who have died in shootings.
Anyone else hear this one?
Not those exact words but yes.
Fucking normies.
Also
>tfw no view of the traffic from my place
>>24849183
nope you sound like a school shooter type to be told that anon
>>24849183
>Not replying "You're the such the school-shooting victim type."
Summarize how your life is going right now with a song. Pic unrelated.
http://youtu.be/KZQdrKGETyc
A-anyone? Please?
>>24849156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQXmvtY9xo
>>24849156
>>24849232
Don't you have exams to be studying for, OP?
Who /hungry skeleton/ here?
Who tired of feeling like a twig that can easily be destroyed by stronger man?
I feel so disgusted at my skinny body (however being skinny is way better than being fat)
>>24848676
/skinny skele/ reporting in
I'm working on it though, I'm really fucking trying
I'm 6' on the dot and currently 137 pounds. Back in March of this year I was 115. I was probably eating about 400-600 calories a day, because if I eat like my body tells me too I barely ever will. I'm finally to the point where I can manage to cram in about 2500-3000 on a good day, and I'm gaining muscle too. I'm probably around the strength of an average 14 year old at this point, but at least I'm making progress. I'm hoping to be around 150 or 160 by May.
>>24848770
Are you in the gym?
I tried going to the gym but i couldn't make it... It's too easy to hurt yourself there so i went back to sports... At least i know there's a professional saying what's the best exercises for me
>>24848812
Yea. I've been going to the gym for probably 2 to 3 months now, and before that I was doing bodyweight routines. I still bodyweight, but the gym is a big boost. Also, it's not easy to hurt yourself if you start with machines. Trust me, the gym is fun as fuck. Maybe it's just me, but I've enjoyed every moment of it except for when I fucked up my back when I was dumb and tried to deadlift more than I could handle. I got it up, but as I was going back down I did something weird with my back and it hurt for like three days afterwards.
