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So does anyone here legitimately have a despise females?
My hate has been growing towards them as the days passes, lots of it i contribute to 4chan and mainly r9k. I'm at that point where i cant even stand my mother or sister and go ape shit and get pissed off just when they look at me or just ask a question, or if they smile or laugh around me. I had them come into my room a few days ago asking me how i was etc.. and i just fucking cracked it and told them to get the fuck right out and don't come again and slammed the door so hard i nearly broke the lock.
Knowing they are whores deep down just like the ones on 4chan. Knowing how easy people like my dumb snotty bitched sister is living life.
I cant fucking stand women anymore r9k.
>another rejectee boo-hooing
Maybe it is yourself you are truly mad at :^)
>>24856474
>>24856530
Did tumblr do another raid or something?
>had thick as fuck curly hair
>lose half of my hair at top in two months
>go to doctor today hoping it's telogen effluvium or somethingbecause I have an extremely stressful life
>comes out it's MBP
My dad still has hair at 55, thought uncle got the balding genes from grandpa but of course with my shitty luck they also got passed to me. Fuck my life ten fold, balding at a young age is literally the worst fuck you from nature ever. To other young balding bros, how do deal with this? I feel like crying and breaking stuff.
Don't you mean MPB? But yeah, I don't know that feel. You'll just have to learn to embrace it, I suppose. Start working out if you aren't already. You can either be a good looking bald guy or a creep, there's no option 3.
>>24856422
Are you white Op?
Usually this is a white person problem
I had a friend that went bald at like 17 he was also a 5'4" manlet. He ended joining the army and killing a 12 year old jihadist. He got discharged a little later because it made him suicidal. See there's always hope for success as a bald man.
>2015
>still depressed
whats your excuse?
absence of god
inb4 reeeeeeeeee
>>24856340
My GF lives too far awaykill me
>>24856376
At least you habe one
Why do people live in fucking filth? I mean adult people living together in a house, why do they leave their fucking dishes and pans dying around until they grow fucking mold on them?
Why do they piss all over the floor and just leave it there?
Have their entire room full of garbage and clothes on the ground smelling like shit and generally being disgusting.
How do you live in a disgusting, smelly, dirty pile of filth and call it home?
I need a fucking one person apartment before I kill some people.
>>24856283
>Why do they piss all over the floor and just leave it there?
what the fuck kind of people are you living with?
Yea I have a spotless environment around me at all times, fuck dirty shit, it feels like nature creeping on me
>>24856283
Who the fuck pisses on the floor aside from drunk normies? That's what bottles are for. Get with the program OP.
Daily reminder to start working out if you want to look good for the summer
So my life has become:
7am wake up
8am go for an hour walk
9 am to 11 am go to the gym
11 am to 12 pm have a shower and eat a healthy protine rich meal
12pm till 9pm shitpost on 4chan
rinse and repeat
on and off days for the gym btw, some days i go gym some days i do running. but everyday I walk
why dont other robots do this? it is practicly free, its fun, its great exercise, you can still sit behind your computer for almost 10 hours a day
why wouldnt you do this? what do you got to lose?
You got nothing to lose, you will feel great and start looking great
>mfw was a fat skinnyfat fag a year ago
>start having that weird ass V on my stomach now
I just need to lose some more bellyfat so my sixpack is really visible but the muscles are all there
this is gonna be my summer guys
What if you used a different method of looking good?
>tfw applied to some programming jobs
>tfw recruiters are calling me on my phone
>tfw have to talk about skills and work experience
>tfw heavily embellished both on my resume
>>24855869
Just lie, not like they can find out
this isn't always the case with recruiters, but often (and almost always with HR) they don't have the faintest idea about programming. they are probably going off some checklist, and they will have no way to verify whether you know or not because they don't know the appropriate questions to ask
>>24855951
I think they'll find out when he has no idea what he'd doing lol.
Two buttons.
One destroys all religion. The other destroys all science.
You must press one. Which is it?
>>24855851
Can we press both?
what happens if I push the no science one? can we no longer put sharp rocks onto sticks?
>>24855851
religion
I hate muslims
>Smoked out of a bong for the first time 8 hours ago
>Still kinda high
Shit was too dank
Help
NIGGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
WHY DO THE COPS HATE NIGGAS
MATE POT HAHAHA
It can never be too dank
>you will never eat out a girls vagina
I don't know, I think it's pretty early to write off
>>24855715
If it hasn't happened by the time you're 21 why would you have any hope?
>>24855701
Damn. That girl has some beautiful thighs.
Best head to bed, wagekek. Don't want to be all tired and out ofsorts tomorrow, do you? Gotta bust your ass so your boss can afford that new boat.
>going to bed at 9:40am
Yo, I'm a comfy poster, a straight up N.E.E.T, the no NEET life is the life for me!
I have worked 2 consecutive 14 hour days. I'm going to be exhausted tomorrow regardless.
>can get shitty breakfast food any time
>can't get a glorious burger or mcrib in the morning
What the fuck is this shit?
I never understood the hype for Mcdonalds. I'm not saying I don't like fast food, I fucking love it. But even as a kid, I never got into Mcdonalds. Why do you rike it, OP? I just feel like Carl's Jr. and Whataburger give you more bang for your buck
>>24855549
I noticed that too this morning when I went.
>current year
>participating in the meat meme
No wonder you have no gf stop eating animal carcasses you freak
Coming to new country. family poor as dirt in the beginning. parents always working to feed us children. no time (and probably no interest) in getting to know us.
>be me (youngest sibling)
>mom constantly yelling with older sisters/brothers
>sometimes drag the whole family in arguments
>fondest memory: her yelling and screaming at me through the door while in bed crying
>also both yelling at me when I got glasses
>father passive also cheating on mom
>also steals money from family
>til this day parents don't know anything about me
>never been on vacation with family
>parents never took me to doctors when sick
>mom never cooked for any of us
>father doesn't even know what I'm studying
>never taught me anything about life
>never speak with them more than a few sentences in the morning
>not even speaking to father anymore
>parents now 70 and 80
>don't even care anymore if they die
Also my parents never really integrated with society so they never made any real friends or contacts. Don't get me wrong. I'm grateful for the sacrifices that they made to give us better opportunities. But it came at a cost. They never showed me how it feels like to have a real family. It pretty much fucked me up.
Share your stories fellow robots.
I'm a Slav who moved to Australia when i was 1 years old. Mother was single. So i lived in a shitty area and didn't get anything. Anyway one day we came home to find out the place was completely robbed. Started square one again.
Felt pretty bad. All my cousins and school kids had game-boys and everything else.
I grew up with a lot less then the other kids, I could be mistaken but I think that's why they hated me.
>>24855545
Oh yeah, i also grew up in a domestic house-hole. And always woke up to screaming.
>You post a picture of your face in a post your face thread
>tfw you were the only one who was rated either rated a 4 or 5 and everyone else was getting 7-8
Damn, at least i know where i stand now. What does this mean now r9k? Since females are entitled how low do i have to go? I suspect ill have to go after women who are 1-2/10
thats my fav pepe by far kek
Being a sub 5 male is about the same level as a circus freak, OP.
1-2/10 women, single moms ( maybe, if you money) and maybe obese women.
>>24855542
I don't have any women, but i always knew i was sort of ugly and wanted to see what people would think. Even women rated me 4. While i see them rating other men and giving them 8-9's.
Hit me right in the feels so i left the thread.
Is it okay to fap 3 times in one day?
I've never done it before.
Pic unrelated.
Youll chaff your dick
>>24855208
fucking casual
>3 times a day
>a lot
k
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MDMA is a robot drug. It will make you feel happier than you've ever felt before. If you're sensible with it the comedown won't be bad either.
You guys should try it.
Fuck off normie it's literally a "let's go to the club" drug
>>24854875
It has that reputation, yes. But that's not its best use.it makes you happier and the effects last after the drug wears off.
>>24854934
Use ketamine instead
