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I tried to kill myself a while ago.
I dont know how long it's been
I already gave everyone my goodbyes
I tied the belt around my neck and knelt down
I passed out. I was finally free.
And then I woke up on the floor with a snapped belt lying next to me
>pic related
There is a god, and he wants me to suffer
>>24857583
fuck god outsmart that mother fucker dont let him win
Op is as big of an attention whore as that tripfag tranny.
>>24857601
this was attempt #2
Same method
Same outcome
I'm buying an industrial helium tank for christmas
>tried hard to fit in with different people in highschool
>no one liked me no matter what attempts I made
Now Im 22 and still have no friends.
>>24857562
Same here. I've also been through college, and still made no friends, despite my college being full of the lowest tier of nerds.
>>24857562
figure out where you fucked up and fix it
www.selfstairway.com/wp-content/uploads/First-Impressions.pdf
>>24857600
>>24857562
maximum overfeel
Anyone else dress punk in highschool?
Shit makes me cringe now just thinking about it. I couldve been hanging out with normies and getting invited to parties and getting laid.
Anglo bro here, I went out of my way to dress like a metalhead for 4 years from college to Uni.
For fuck's sake. The amount of qts I could have easily got with.
>LOOK, BAND T-SHIRT AND LONG HAIR >:DDD
Used to dress like this.
got laid by those nasty punk chicks who did crazy shit. and got invited to parties with bad beer and drugs.
I mean, the drugs left me mentally retarded and alone. but 10/10 would do again
I had an acquaintance in high school who dressed like that, he also got a bullring piercing.
The two hardest things about dating are 1) the work before dating (being nice, making her feel special, courting her) and 2) not cheating
Everything else is easy; robots make way too much out of dating, and women in general
You forgot the part where you have to be attractive
>>24857451
You do not have to be attractive to get a girlfriend.
>>24857466
>t.attractive person
>be me
>19 yo NEET with depression and social anxiety
>eating with mother and bro
>bro ain't even 10 yo yet
>calls me an asshole
>mother laughs at me
>bro is proud to have called me that
>tfw can't even kick his ass cause my mom is home today
>be me, later
>mother thinks I'm a lazy ass who's faking being sick
>mom asks what I want for christmas
>tfw you didn't even know you'd have one
>tfw happy
>tfw you think your mother still loves you
>I ask for a monitor with a pivot
>mom asks the point
>I say it's for my Homeschooled "Introductory courses in arts" that I'll start next year
>she makes fun of me, again
>tfw even your mother sees you as a failure
you should rape her. that'll show her who's boss.
>>24857399
Maybe you should embrace your independence. Get a shitty job at an auto repair shop and live on your own. And never speak to her again.
>>24857399
She just wants you to be a man and stand up to her.
Can fat people be normies? They are shunned by women just as much as robots.
>>24857377
Alot of normies get fat so yes ofcourse they can.
They're just fallen normies. Most of them are married and out of the game anyway.
>>24857377
Fat women are the most normie you can get pretty much.
>>24857377
of course they can
Watching this movie for the first time people on here said it's the perfect movie for robots.
So far I don't see how...
He asked out the cute blonde girl he's Alpha as fuck how do you all relate to this?
>>24857351
>he didn't get it
>>24857351
You'll see, you'll see...
>>24857351
check back in once you're finished
What makes this board the worst on 4chan?
It's average iq is so low it didn't make it on the 4chan iq chart.
/b/ might be smarter
>>24856892
nonsense, everyone here is a genius, they are just "lazy and bored by school"
>>24856892
This minus the apostrophe in its.
>go to the doctor
>get diagnosed with a mental illness called "OCD"
>doctor suggests experimental treatment
>every time I have an obsessive thought, I write it down on a post-it note and stick it to my face or body
>do it for a few days
>post-it notes start falling off
>doctor suggests stapling them to my body with an actual fucking stapler
>hurts like fucking hell, I hate mutilating my body like this
>start getting loads of weird looks, people start openly laughing at me
>of course they will, I look comical
>refuse to admit that to myself though
>obsessive thoughts keep happening, begin to get worse
>doctor and I agree to start tattooing my obsessive thoughts to my face or body instead of using post-it notes
(cont.)
>months later, I look completely different
>people think I look really strange, now it starts affecting my career options and I lose some friends
>my mental illness doesn't go away, in fact it keeps getting worse and worse
>begin to believe that it's not just a mental illness
>OCD is who I really am
>at the same time, doctor can't figure out why I'm struggling so much with all this
>we agree that "obsessive" isn't a very pleasant term, we agree to start calling them "different thoughts"
>get angry at my mom when she says to her friend that I have OCD, instead of calling me a "differently minded individual"
>family starts getting really bitter with the way I'm behaving
>start chatting with a cute girl that I met in college, she's clearly put off by all my tattoos
>explain to her that I'm a Differently Minded Individual, and I'm visibly insulted that she doesn't know what that is
>Explain it to her
>>"Oh right, you mean OCD? Yeah, my brother has that. It's a really tough mental illness to deal with"
>Mental illness?
>MENTAL ILLNESS?
>WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS CALLING ME MENTALLY ILL THIS IS WHO I AM, I AM A PROUD DIFFERENTLY MINDED INDIVIDUAL WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I LOOK WEIRD- NO I MEAN I LOOK UNIQUE BECAUSE THIS IS WHO I AM ON THE INSIDE ITS NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS
And that's why transgender people have a higher suicide rate than the rest of us
I feel this story. That's really what it's like - no matter how comical, mental or retarded it looks to you, that is that person's reality just as yours is your own. The problem comes in when society tries to force the mentally ill to conform (BEE NORMAL LOL) or shame them into submission. Society itself has provided us with all this luxury but there are giant cracks starting to appear in what I have coined the "great wall of society". Some people can't see it but this society has and is continuing to create some monsters. Just as I can't see the forest for the trees, some can't see the trees for the forest.
>>24856841
I have ocd BAD
One of my quirks if pretending to be my ex girlfriend online and sending nudes to strangers while jacking off
My other quirk is if I do drugs a voice in my head keeps telling me to do all of my shit and won't stop
Just ignore ocd its all you can do I smoke weed for mine
Are any of you actual NEETs?
If you are, what exactly is it like? Did you have to drop out of school?
Its okay if your family is doing well. If not, they believe you are useless. College kicked me out temporarily for low grades, sure I coulda gone back... but screw that.
>>24856825
>graduated uni
>got a job
>worked a few years
>quit
>lived off savings
>became NEET
It sucks.
I want to work but no one will hire me. I want to go to school but my parents make too much (but they won't give me a dime because they disowned me for dating outside my race).
I graduated high school and have held various jobs, none lasting more than three months. That looks shitty on a resume so that's why I don't have a job.
Who here /depression/ but don't take meds for it? I won't see a psychologist or what ever the fuck either and I've been like this for 7 years.
Don't want to be on no list and have my guns taken away. Get fucked government.
>who here /self diagnosed based on some test i took online/
>>24856880
Yes, because going to the doctor and filling out some paperwork only for you to be then sent to a psychologist where you tick some boxes (Do u feel dis and dis?) is any better then those online tests, you Gigantic drama queen faggot.
>>24856925
What makes you think you're depressed?
Anybody else have no facial hair? I'm 19 and I've never shaved before in my life, the most I have is a thin mustache.
I can grow a mustache and a goatee, none of my cheeks or neck yet and i'm 21 years old.
>>24856791
this plus i only need to shave every other week. and if i don't shave i don't get a magnificent manbeard but some shitty weak hair
My facial hair is a mixture between 1, 2 and 5. I can grow mad chops, but that's all I can do along with a pedostache and a luscious neckbeard.
Sup guys?
I'm a failure, what drug do I take to fix myself and get on track before it's too late?
>>24856637
Citalopram
test-e and dbol
If only there were a normie pill
Stupid shit your parents made you believe thread?
>inb4 the obvious (Santa Claus, religion, etc.)
>Pee on your wounds and they'll heal faster
>Don't sleep facing up because that's how the dead sleep in their coffin and you'll die
>It's okay to see your mom in her bra and underwear
>I was a planned baby
*Stupid shit your parents made you believe as a kid
>>24856523
>you can hear the ocean if you put your ear up to a seashell
>don't shave your mustache, it'll grow back thick and ugly
>went the entirety of middle school with a thick mustache
Thanks mom and dad
So, why do you want to work here anon? Why this job specifically?
I heard on-the-clock shitposting was tolerated at this company.
>>24856587
I'm not sure what you mean by shitposting, but i'm not sure if you would be a right fit for our culture.
Well that concludes the end of the interview. We'll make sure to get back to you.
>>24856499
So I can put a bullet hole in each of your heads you corporate shams. Also it pays good.
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