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Why are the average/ common people so obsessed w sex? Is it something only the media is feeding us or is it real
>>24747074
its really simple i think.
we are biologically designed to have sex to procreate
this has made for all kinds of weird permutations
also, it simply feels good. its a shallow feelgood.
but combined with love its one of the best things ever
You have a low libido or are asexual or are schizoid
>>24747074
legalize nationwide mary-juana and people will calm down.
I guess it's time to kill myself roaches
Trips decides method
>>24747060
Fuck off to /b/ with your suicide threads.
Don't kill yourself, senpai
shoot up a nightclub and get killed by a cop
How old were you when you realized objects don't actually all fall at the same rate, and your physics teachers have just been parroting outdated theories from the middle ages?
>>24746985
Are you OK, OP?original comment
It can be mathematically calculated by the theory of gravity. Don't know what you're on about
12ish, I read maddox's "Operation Penny Drop" post and learned from it that surface area to mass ratio matters a lot
>tfw dads rapping Eminem lyrics with sister again
Sounds like your family is having fun, anon.
>>24746956
eminem is awesome you faggot even if other people like him
OMFG this deserves a fucking medal holy shit
+1 buddy
Lving the dream?
heroes of the storm is pretty fun tbqh
Seems bothersome, wouldn't it be hard to focus on the game?
>>24746537
nah, the dream would be more like a hot chick using your face as her chair
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449004078357.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449009819800.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449009881053.webm
>Be me, 20yo hopeless romantic shithead
>Desperately in love with my 21yo cousin
>Redhead(pic related), dancer, perfect body perfect mind
>Oneitis so fucking bad since I was like 11
>Been flirting with her all through Thanksgiving break
>"Your feet hurt? Let me massage them, I'm really good at it"(I am)
>Transparent as fuck
>Stay up all night talking with her, she crashes on the couch at grandma's, I sleep on the floor next to her like a fucking dog instead of going back to my own apartment.
>I keep mentioning Arrested Development to her "who would you ship?" You know damn well who I would ship you god damn beautiful witch
>She starts flirting back, leaning up against me, brushing up next to me, holding hands underneath blankets so we aren't seen
>Diamonds
>Driving around one night, spill my heart out to her, really bare my soul
>Tell her every memory I have of us, skiing when we were little, watching the Wizard of Oz and listening to The Dark Side of the Moon.
>She looks at me, like i don't even know how to describe it, conflicted, but also like "What are you Retarded?"
>"It can never happen Anon"
>Damn those feels
Cont soon
THAT FUCKING NIGHT!
>Black friday
>She is leaning up against me, 2AM, no one else awake.
>I am petting her hair, I am stroking her cheek, I am playing the greatest foreplay game of my LIFE!
>Hand on boob, sweet baby Jesus I am doing it
>As I am going in for the kill, hand sliding up her stomach, feeling her oh so sweet skin under my fingers...
>She pulls away, she is crying, "Anon, it can NEVER happen"
>Feel dead
>She goes and showers, like I fucking RAPED her or something
>Next morning she won't even meet my eye
>Now I get sexts from her about how her ex used to choke her and how good it felt, how many guys she has fucked today
I want to kill myself so bad you guys, I swear that she felt something too.
>
>>24746471
>>24746603
Why would you do that? You damn well knew it would either end up like that or you'd end up societal outcasts.
You will never be happy unless you MOVE ON
>>24746707
I would be ok with being a social outcast, not much different from now really.
You are in GameStop and this guy slaps your ass and asks who you're voting for, what do?
>>24746434
tell him trump unless somehow he pulls a ron paul and can make anime real
I'm not registered to vote and have no intention of changing that.
>>24746434
>"i voted Trudeau, w-what are you doing in Canada?"
Made this thread on /b/ but they deleted it for no reason so maybe you guys will appreciate it more
Yesterday afternoon I watched as my little sister lost her virginity on our living room couch
Ask me anything
Green text the events with as many details as possible
>>24746432
What do you get out of lying on the internet?
>>24746455
Quick synopsis
>have living room where you can see down into it from upstairs
>hear front door open
>go to look
>see sister and guy making out on couch
>already shocked
>it gets really hot and heavy
>clothes come off
>he has his mouth all over her body
>she blows him for a little bit
>he lays her down and fucks her
>>24746506
Never tried it. Can I get stuff that way? I want a porsche.
Sup guys Chad here.
Need advice? AMA
I live in the UK, have zero social life at all, live with my parents, have finished university, and have only ever had escorts.
How do I get girls? Would the situation be more salvageable if I moved out? I live in a university city so its infuriating seeing so many hot girls that I'll never talk to.
I'm smart, tall and /fit/ and have hobbies, though they're solitary ones (gym, literature). Though I dont have chad facial aesthetics so internet dating is probably out of the question
>>24746418
>Justin Bieber
>Chad
he's a fucking manlet, if he wasn't good looking and rich nobody would want him.
>>24746418
>I'm smart, tall and /fit/ and have hobbies
Where is your problem wit getting girls?
>2015 so far
saw this on normiebook and burst a blood vessel. something about normie memes fucking infuriates me.
>>24746414
Yeah, you're right, anon
Literally cancer
>>24746414
normie memes are shallow just like normies themselfs
>>24746414
probably because their sense of humour is pure cancer, and they abuse Pepe by placing 'relatable' quotes above him all the time rather than enjoying him for what he is.
>tfw your friend starts sending you nudes
It upsets me.
I dont understand people sending unsolicited nudes.
>>24746422
why are you complaining
it's the best thing tbqh
>having friends
OUT! GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw dad's raping my sister again
>>24746093
why does this thread make me laugh so much?
>>24746093
Whelp, I'm feeling a lot of feels but this isn't one of them.
>>24746116
because rape is funny
ITS MURDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
>>24746046
>tfw blasting this and see ja rule thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha-_SEwO3Rk
M U R D A I N C
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>>24746133
He was the Drake before Drake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCkB4BcnzFE
I SHOW NO LOVE TO HOMO THUGS
*Dashing through the snow, with Wagekeks pushing sleigh, over the hill NEETS go, laughing all the way! Ha, ha, ha!*
Us NEETS have the time and mental energy to be able to celebrate, unlike Wagekeks. We also can get any gift we want from our mummies. Wagekeks on suicide watch
>>24746007
I love you, you britbong S.O.B.
Please keep these threads up.
>>24746037
rip the original NEET
What were your thoughts when you first saw/heard humans having sex?
>>24745910
insta-boner
>>24745910
How could they possibly get enjoyment from that?
Why are they naked?
Why is he hurting her?
How is he hurting her?
Why is he putting so much energy into it to the point of sweating?
I thought women didn't like having their hair all messed up.
Sex Ed bonus: Sperm goes through the same hole for piss.
Today when I set aside my emotions and look at it objectively, my thoughts are no different. Which helps me ignore women.
