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>talking to women
>having women friends
Go away, you bragging normie faggot.
>>27450564
this is embarrassing and gay, and you're embarrassing and gay you numale wannabe nigger cuck
Kek, I remember the early days of having a gf. All this circlejerking about you guys both being attractive, soon you'll realize everything out of her mouth is a "white lie".
>during prehistory everyone fucks everyone else like monkeys
>early humans finally develop enough brainpower to form functional societies
>society helps dictate which man gets which woman (or women)
>usually there is a reason beyond it, like increased intelligence that led to greater wealth
>feminism happens
>hypergamy erupts
>women are now free to fuck as many men as they want
>their men are usually chosen by only a few but universal factors
>other men go without at best and end up caring for Chadspawn at worst
Why is nobody acting like this is a problem? We have given women reproductive rights and the key to the future of humanity, and they are hellbent on using it to fuel the destruction of the human species.
Going by the way women choose their mates soon humanity will be reduced to a population of 8 foot tall unintelligent degenerates with penises that drag on the ground and selfie sticks for arms. How long until people wake up and we do something about the female problem for good?
>during prehistory everyone fucks everyone else like monkeys
Probably not, try again
>>27450530
>>early humans finally develop enough brainpower to form functional societies
They had the same "brainpower" as we do. The difference is we have education. They learned through tradition and culture.
The problem is that you're a blue-pilled cuck, OP.
You're falling for the game of believing that women were 'different' elsewhere or in the past, and you're falling for the lie of male power and assuming that "men" "collectively" established some sort of reasoned distribution over sex at one point in the past.
The reality is that women have always been hypergamous, but in the past some women and men came to a sort of 'cuck agreement' whereby males were brainwashed into becoming disposable worker drones, and in the process they got married to a woman who in THEORY shouldn't cuck him but probably did. The 'marriage system' wouldn't be helping you with sex, when marriage is the norm, then you find yourself being pressured by everyone to get married to a fatty\ugly\bitch\femicunt woman or face discrimination and possibly death. The woman is in no serious way obligated to you, she can and will cuck you and can and will dispose of you or turn people against you the moment she desires.
It's also a failure to think that "men" in general have ever or will ever work in the interests of men collectively - the reality is that most men work for their own interests by working against other male interests. In the marriage system for example, you would be furiously competing AGAINST other males, and odds are you'd be one of those males who stomps on and exploits other males to enrich his own hotwife and children.
Why does everyone hate America so much? What did they do that's so bad?
Everyone is just butthurt after getting cucked.
>>27450471
They've spread their shit media across the western world. They've also nuked Japan and still whine about 9/11.
>>27450527
this
also they are annoying as fuck irl
You guys need to stop focusing on women. Women are something that just tags along. You should focus on yourselves or doing things with other men (non-gay stuff)
You will be happier and maybe even find purpose.
Women are only for breeding
>>27450441
Married 11 years, 10 year old boy. The marriage is great because we have lives outside of each other. I play golf and poker with my boys (really we just get drunk and talk shit), she has book clubs with house wives (really they just get drunk and talk shit
>>27450441
>only for breeding
Spotted the virgin
Sex is uncomfortable, disgusting and overrated.
Women are basically the biggest resource drain aside from California.
>>27451505
>He says this before being divorce and half of his assets being taken away from a roastie that fucked over 50 men before being married
just kidding, im actually a male
i hate myself
i dont have any friends
somebody kill me please
Hey dude its ok. It gets better. What's got you down this evening? Where you from?
>>27450437
hey anon things aren't so bad man
if you want a friend im always here for you
>>27450480
just kidding again, this was me samefagging i dont want to be friends with myself
>>27450468
nothing in particular got me down im just wallowing like the sad shit i am
humans are purpose driven, i have no purpose, therefore i am a sadcunt
how do i approach a girl on a dating app??
>pic very related
be assertive but nonthreatening
playful and a little manipulative but still lighthearted
you don't want anything from her, she wants something from you
that's it
>clear acne
>fat arms
>hideous tita
5.3 RUN OP
that's a nice little slut
Is this the most robot band ever?
built to spill is also good
>>27450338
They have a lot of good songs about drugs too. That album is one of my favorites and Bankrupt on Selling is one of my fav songs. Moon and Antartica is also one of my favorite albums by them
No. Lots of roasties like Modest Mouse.
How do you overcome a fear of failure and disappointing others?
scorn
>>27450288
Bump. I'd like to know this too.
>>27450288
By realising that its not really a real thing.
Fag
Female friend and I discussing food over snapchat.
>"So are the breadsticks good?"
>"OMG YES. THEY ARE LIKE AN ORGASM"
How respond?
>>27450278
>so extremely bloody and painful?
>>27450278
Offer her your bread stick for more orgasms
You don't. Ever again.
Hey anon, I'm just cooking our meal for Easter
>>27450203
Where's my wife, Taco Belle? What have you done to her you whore?
>>27450203
WTF bitch, who are you? I don't have a gf? How did you get in here?
>>27450203
What is this shit Fucking chef boyardee or sometHing I told you I wanted a FUCKING TURKEY
Hey robots,
I was thinking about what connects us and the shared experiences and failures we all have. I have also come to a conclusion about how to fix this.
It's fair to say that the majority of us have never experienced success with girls. I believe the reason for this lies in our late teenage years during the time we were in high school. At this time, we were allowed the rights and abilities of an adult but lacked the development of one. We were molded by our experiences in high school. Everyone entered high school lacking any experience with the opposite sex, but for some reason some people succeeded and gained the vital knowledge of how to talk to women. We watched as they had girlfriends, dates, and sexual flings. After high school, they continued forward while we had nothing. The robot is just like the freshman in high school, completely lacking in knowledge or experience about how to accurately communicate with girls. No matter how old you are now, you are the same as when you were 14 in this respect. Lacking this knowledge, we have entered our adult lives permanently crippled.
This also explains why so many of us are neet or under achievers. Civilization was built by men who were providing for their families. Without a girlfriend and the promise of a family, we do not feel the need to advance. Our needs are paid for by a combination of government assistance, our parents, and mediocre jobs. We have no motivation to advance and become successful career wise because there is no expectation that our income need will expand as would otherwise happen with a wife and children in our lives.
To be continued
>>27450176
We try to compensate by saying women are dirty, vapid, stupid whores who exist to have sex with successful men and leach from them. To an extent that is true but we as men also have a need for their companionship because it drives us to the ultimate biological imperative, the need to reproduce. We cannot replace the biological need for reproduction and a human female companion with waifus, hobbies, or drugs. All it takes is for us to see a happy couple in public or in media to be reminded of that fact.
I believe the only way to overcome this is to somehow find a fembot in real life that is not deformed or so ugly that we are repulsed. That is to say a decently attractive girl without any experience with relationships or men. The robot would then learn about women at the same time as the girl herself is learning, effectively replicating the high school experiences we are all lacking. Either that or somehow artificially gain years of social experience and knowledge, make social contacts and capitalize on them. Both seem like nothing short of a miracle.
Good luck robots. I know we face an ugly situation but there is always hope. The odds are stacked against us but it is not impossible for us to get a girlfriend and eventually become happy. If it doesn't work out there is always r9k, a community of similar people who can find comfort in their mutual suffering.
I felt compelled to write this out and feel slightly better. I feel like I at least recognize the situation for what it is.
>>27450176
Fuck this is getting buried really fast. I was really hoping someone would read it. Took be the better part of an hour to type it.
>>27450508
I did. I think you are right in some regards, but I don't think majority of problems come from "tfw no gf." Idk tho, but I think that it is blamed Most oten because it is the problem that hurts the most.
>you missed out on teenage love
>even if you get a girl now she'll be experienced and older expecting you to know how to have sex
I had it and lost it.
>>27450171
Take comfort in knowing it would end anyways. She would find some Chad, then leave you and break your heart. All women are soulless whores, the teen ones just haven't fully learned manipulation yet.
sometimes I feel like I missed out on it, but I technically had it with my first gf, she was 18 and I was 19, and even though she wasn't a virgin were both pretty inexperienced and had a good time figuring stuff out together. the truth is though sex is way better later on when both people have some experience and confidence about what they're doing.
>walk into boyfriends room
>see this
wat do?
>be furious that he used our bedroom as a porn set without my consent
>>27450053
We finally reached the end.
Now it's gay cucking.
Good job anon, you literally ran out of women and traps taking bbc.
Join my nigga in fucking this white boi.
Help me out, /r9k/.
I feel replaced.
My best and only friend has gotten a new best friend. We're still good friends but the thought of him not considering me his best friend anymore is really annoying and saddens me. Is this normal or am I just overly obsessive? I mean, I didn't care who his best friend was when we were just good friends, but as soon as he told me I was his best friend, then suddenly I started caring.
>tfw best friend dumps you
>tfw nothing in common anyway
>tfw he bitches to you about how he doesn't have a partner in crime and how no one understands him (like I give a shit, bitch)
>tfw has the audacity to call you "moody" even though you were completely shitfaced that one time and what you needed was understanding instead of teenage girl levels of bitchy narcissim
Fuck that guy.
Sorry OP for using your thread like this.
All friendships die. Find someone else or no one else. In the end it doesn't matter.
>>27449899
it's devastating anon, far worse than losing some roastie, Male bonds are stronger
its absolutely normal
your friend probably sees this too but he doesn't let his emotions get in the way of personal development/more friends or whatever.
most people are like this, you can be good friends with someone for 6 years and one day he cuts you off completely for something better without never looking back, this is why i decided to cut off all communication with people on my day to day life
adapt or die
>tfw raining outside
>tfw afraid lightning might strike through my wallas and kill
Anyone else know this feel?
>tfw lightning strike literally a foot from the nearest window and you jump out of your seat
>>27449885
what the fuck is a "wallas"
>>27450225
you should ask ur mom she knows all about wallas if you know what I mean lol :^)
