ITT: people who annoy you
>people who get a dog to use as a practice baby and treat it as such
>>27441442
Why does that annoy you? Being able to take the dog out on walks and clean up after it and making sure it stays alive and healthy without hating it shows they're at least somewhat competent at taking care of a child.
>>27441579
Not OP, but you treat a dog like a dog, not a baby.
>>27441959
It teaches responsibility of keeping something alive and caring for it.
who /broken family/ here?
onIy me?
Just turend 21
Only child
Mom is very OCD to the point of she refuses to work because cleaning the house is her job.
>dad refuses to stand up to her and is fiancially and mentally tied to her.
>he'll just go to work and hand her the keys to the car and she will go to the store every night because thats her job and smoke weed along the way.
>im an only child and have done the best I can with trying to live an adult life, I guess im a failed normie.
>will...
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Well there you go OP I just shared some with you so you're not completely alone
>walk into room
>see this on bed
>>27441320
i would be very concerned if i had a desk on my bed
Why did my bed turn into a desk?
180 out of the room cause it has no penis.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna pay for sex.
Have fun and be safe, dear anon.
how do you make enough money for that?
>>27441225
Its worth it family. Once you get laid you can start focusing on yourself again.
Who else is addicted to laxatives? I know this will kill me, but I don't care.
>>27441006
How tf do u get addicted to laxatives
It will not kill you.
>>27441032
People with eating disorders like the feeling of being empty and it helps lose weight.
>be me
>minding my own business whacking my dick off in front of the computer as normal
>parents yelling in kitchen
>few minutes go by
>footsteps approaching
>oh my god no
>gotta get this nut first so close
>they're still coming
>I need this nut like I've never needed one in my lifeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>be me
>27
>live at home with mom
>she has a party and invites our friends and families
>big pot luck but all I want is chicken tendies
>go to freezer pull out tendies
>throw some in the microwave
>come out of the kitchen with my chicken tendies and ketchup
>everyone looks at me as I go back to my fap fortress
>mom comes in and tells me, "Anon, will you please be social for our family and friends? Please do it for me!"
>Go back to the living room
>so anon I hear you like those chinese cartoons like the dragon balls and naroootoe
>starting to get pissed
>giggle and just say yeah
>then some faggot pulls out a Macbook to show off his faggot families vacation
>rage ensues
>run to my room screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>grab piss bottle
>throw it at macfag
>hits him everyone goes silent
>Then I scream "Filthy fucking casual!"
>Apple is for fags
>mom grabs me
>Back hand her
>faggot white knight steps in and tells me to calm down
>start to scream and helicopter
>shit my self in the process
>everyone pulls out their iPhones to take a video
>more rage
>run back into room and grab my katana
>here them talking and asking what they should do
>run out and chop at the macbook
>the guy tries to tackle me but my ninjitsu skills are second to none
>he trips and bust his head open on the coffee table
>everyone runs out
>someone calls the cops
>go hid in my room
>clutch my Rei body-pillow and pray to my framed picture of Gabe Newell above my bed
>set up trap using my jizz bottles
>cops knock on door and tell me to open up
>They bust in
>first cop gets a bucket of jizz I proped over my door
>second one trips over a dragon dildo
>cops throw me to the ground and hand cuff me
>mom's crying
>go to jail
>missing warm tendies and comfy animes
>>27441087
more of these stories
>>27440998
screencapped and posted to r/4chan
hello there fellow robots! im quite new to 4chan but i really enjoy peopls opinions ,jokes and other stuff in here :)
to the resaon im wirting this: in a week or so im going on a trip for 4 days in europe and i wantd to know if you have any albums recommendetions for me to here along the trip and in the airplane
i really like the black keys, arctic monkeys,cake,foster the people,gnarls barkely,the gorillaz,milkey chance,tame impala,tartan and allsorts of vaporwave music
I'm taking this thread over - GOD TIER ALBUMS THREAD
Hotline Miami OST
>>27440873
We got similar taste, take a chance and try this. It's really good for creating an atmosphere and roping the listen in.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-K2_pzqNrYgo fuck yourself tumblr faggot sage
>>27441074
Muh nigga
What your favurite song? I quite like Technoir, future club, both the sun araw songs and voyager best, but I have both OSTs on my pc.
>wake up
>still not living in the 2D world
>wake up
>didn't die in my sleep
>wake up
>wake up
[Original]
>>27440798
>wake up
>not one of the yuyus, gochiusas, not one of the kinmozas, not a sailor scout, not a amagi brilliant park employee, not a gundam pilot, not a pivotal member of the rebellion, not akarin, not chinatsu, not yui senpai
>i'm a human living in the 3d world
Who here /killsthreads/ ?
Every time I post the thread 404s with no more posts, it's amazing.
Am I really that autistic that even robots immediately leave?
you just have a tendency to post in threads nearing the end of their lifespan
it's not your fault the thread dies, it would have anyway, it ran out of juice, exhausted it's merit, lost it's edge
a single post has very little impact
>post in active thread with like 60 replies
>no one post anything after me anymore
why
>>27440880
this is my r9k life tbqh. Maybe I should just stop posting
I started masturbating everyday since april of 2015 and never had a hard time release semen but all of a sudden i ran out the juice inside me and cant even fell good. Its like i hit climax way too early even before the video am watching reaches halfway. Sometimes i even sweat so hard to get myself to feel the pleasure but its still no good.
>hentai doesn't work
>enf nude videos dont work
>commerical nude videos dont work
>softcore porn fails
I...
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>>27440720
This is good
When you do the sex you will last forever and make her cum
she will only want to fuck you because you are the only guy that makes her cum
instant gf
>>27440720
circumcision, everyone.
>>27440720
Have you tried not masturbating for a week?
What should I say?
No memes please.
Other askers welcomed.
Before this goes anywhere I need to ask, have you given yourself to our Lord and savior Macho Man Randy Savage?
>"wanna fuck"
original comento
>>27440654
She seems like a feminist.
Anyway, if you want to be successful, you have to get to the conversation of sex AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
You both know why you're there, petty small talk just makes you look like a beta.
If you want her to think you are a confident, dominant alpha who is used to this, you have to immediately mention sex.
How you do that is up to you.
It also depends on how attractive you are unfortunately. If you are very attractive, you can open on sex immediately, but...
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I just followed a girl I like on instagram and she hasn't followed me back AMAA
still hasn't followed me
kill me!
>>27440592
not everybody follows their followers.
You got what you deserve normie scum
>m-muh dick mofugga
Start at 2:28
http://porndoe.com/video/249136/anikka-albrite-will-sit-on-mandingo-s-huge-black-rod?utm_campaign=nudevista&utm_medium=trafficbuy&utm_source=nudevista
>>27440807
holy shit it fucking breaks and the guy keeps pumping like nothing
if that was real he would be in the floor writhing in pain
>>27440807
is this a fake dick or what?
Does anyone still unironically have yellow fever?
Have you ever seen an asian irl without photoshop pre-surgery, ppre-skin-bleaching and without 5 layers of makeup?
>>27440397
Im black and dating an non qt asian chick so yea im dating one. I don't have yellow fever I just don't care about race.
>>27440665
>Black thinking that he has any right to judge the attractiveness of a girl of any other race
>>27440698
Heres a (you) I don't wanna make this thread about race war /pol/ shit
>tfw black
>tfw own my own business
>tfw white men are under MY payroll
Did I win life?
>>27440206
>Did I win life?
No, you're black
>>27440224
and? I dont see your point
>>27440206
>it's a "black person making a living in america episode