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>tfw you're on over 1000 mg of caffeine
Who /neurotic/ here?
>>27445103
Jesus christ dude, go drink some booze
>>27445124
No...!
origonalla
>>27445103
Snort adderall/mix redbull with adderall. Just do it.
23 year old here with no drivers license.
What's the best way to study for the test? I really need to start driving.
I can't let my 15 year old sister drive before me or I'll probably kill myself
Please bros I need some advice, I haven't studied for anything in years...
>>27444966
Just get your sister to drive you around.
i passed the written test on intuition and i passed my drivers test by intuition as well. probably only drove five hours before the test.
Look up online tests for your state/country
or
kill your sister. you won't get your license but neither will she
Is there any subculture, community or interest that actually accepts manlets? I feel like nothing will ever take me in, am I doomed to be eternally alone?
Just drink milk OP, You will get bigger.
yeah there's a place for people like you its called asia. Now go out there and get some gook pussah.
>>27445378
I'm tired of hearing this, because Asia hates manlets too. I've been there and my experience was awful, if you don't know shit about manlets and asia then don't talk about it like you know it.
What is this thing /r9k/ ?
>>27444673
My son, stop posting him pls
Google tells me that's a deformed piglet born with a penis on his head.
>>27444722
my life doesnt sound too bad in comparison with this piglet now
>Scarcity: "Bro, WHY are you in an LTR?"
>>Abundance: "Why not?"
>>Scarcity: "Don't you know that women are awful!"
>>Abundance: "The one I am with isn't awful."
>>Scarcity: "Yeah, you say that now. How will you feel when she DUMPS YOU!"
>>Abundance: "I will feel that we had a good time together, but now it's time to move on. There are millions of women in the world. Now that I'm single I get to have fun meeting and sleeping with someone new. It feels like I've got a great opportunity to have some fun!"
>>Scarcity: "If you feel that way, why are you even in a relationship?"
>>Abundance: "I enjoy sex, but it isn't my life purpose. Being in a relationship is simpler, and it offers better companionship and intimacy. It takes care of my sexual needs and allows me to focus on other things I care about more, like my work, hobbies, and friends."
>>Scarcity: "Well, how would you feel if she cheated on you?"
>>Abundance: "I'd feel the same way. It's a chance to meet someone new and have some fun with them. Shit happens, no point in feeling sorry for yourself. Just move on and find someone new."
>>Scarcity: "Don't you have any self respect?"
>>Abundance: "Of course I have self respect, it just isn't dependent on the actions of a woman."
>>Scarcity: "Are you nuts? I said she's going to CHEAT ON YOU BRO! "
>>Abundance: "If it happens it happens. It's not that big of a deal. Life goes on. Plenty of fish in the sea."
>It's not a big deal but he'll unravel like a ball of yarn without a relationship.
Sounds like a clingy faggot.
>>Scarcity: "Wtf do you mean it's not a big deal? You invested all this time and effort into her!"
>>Abundance: "It wasn't an investment... I was with her because I enjoyed being with her, and she enjoyed being with me. Why would I be in a relationship with someone if it felt like work? That doesn't make much sense."
>>Scarcity: "Yeah but you spend YEARS with her and now it's all gone to NOTHING!"
>>Abundance: "What exactly was it supposed to lead to? Your attitude doesn't really make sense. Should I stop playing sports because one day I will be too old to play? Of course not. I am enjoying myself in the moment, not investing for the future. Relationships are meant to be enjoyed in the same way as any other activity."
>>Scarcity: "Bullshit. I know you've done things with her you didn't want to do. I know you've spent money on her. That's investment."
>>Abundance: "Well, for the most part we did activities together that we both enjoy. We both like to eat out. We both like to go on vacations. We both like the outdoors. Sure, sometimes I did things that only she wanted to do, but by the same token she sometimes did activities that only I wanted to do. That's a fair exchange that all friends make, not a long-term investment."
>>Scarcity: "Still, you are doing all this work when it would be so much easier to be single."
>>Abundance: "I already explained it isn't work. But seeking sex while single definitely is work, to me. You have to go out, make yourself look good, socialize with tons of people, many of whom you don't really like, have to maintain frame, deal with shit-tests, have to deal with dozens of flaking women... I understand a lot of guys enjoy that, and I say go for it. Personally, that feels like much more work than spending time with someone I like and getting sex any time I like."
>>Scarcity: "You know what's even easier? MGTOW. I've given up women completely, they aren't worth the effort!"
>>Abundance: "Really? I'm sorry you feel that way. Women and sex are a lot of fun. I don't see what is so terrible."
>>Scarcity: "Nah bro, they really are horrible creatures! You can't see it because you are so thirsty for sex."
>>Abundance: "I think it's only natural for men to desire sex, and only natural for them to seek to fulfill that desire. I think you are making the wrong decision."
>>Scarcity: "WOW BRO. Going MGTOW is my personal choice! Why do you care? Why are you trying to enforce your lifestyle on me? Are you some kind of sperg?"
>>Abundance: "Weren't you just trying to persuade me not to be in an LTR?"
>>Scarcity: "Yeah but that's different... Women are clearly not worth the effort and you are making a huge mistake. You will realize it one day."
>>Abundance: "I have a feeling you might have some emotional issues that are clouding your judgement..."
>>Scarcity: "Oh yeah? Like what.
Fat women whats your excuse?
Kinda preferred her "before" look desu
why do women think getting ripped looks good? when people tell women to lose weight it doesn't mean get ripped, it means lose some fucking weight
>>27444594
>spaghettti legs
>flat ass
Send that bitch to the nearest squat rack.
I hate my life and the urge to do something drastic is growing by the day.
I want to get fucked by a shemale with a huge cock. Has anyone done it? Did you regret it? Please greentext plox
Cutest fem male ever
Post more tranny gifs anons.
>>27444509
big willy
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What's it gonna be, robots?
>>27444504
if you don't want desu wa to protect you, your taste is shit and you should be ashamed
>>27444504
I don't know who the characters on the top and middle left are but Mako's brother seems to be the toughest of those remaining so him.
>>27444504
>anime
Please grow up, loose weight and move out of your parents basement
>fuck an escort today
How's your sex life, robots?
I fuck one every month or so. I have for 3 or 4 years
how does it feel to fuck a prostie
>>27444665
No strings attached, just business.
alright robots, post any OC you've made, no matter how shitty
>Original comment required.
Fuck
tried making a black twitter meme
I'm SU trash, so sue me
what would you want to wish for?
To make America great again.
Peaceful nonexistance.
To fight along side cute 2d magic girls duh.
why haven't you settled for a fat, ugly, non virgin girl, robots?
Soon enough anon. Soon enough.
There is no reason to settle when we are better off alone.
I would, but I'm afraid that she would settle on me and crush me.
ITT: Chads you wish you looked like and or make your penis hard
this man
original comment
>>27445674
Why does his jaw look so uneven?
>>27444282
>>27445674
these guys are -barely- normies.
this is a real chad.
Anyone else here throw their life away to post on 4chan? Not even joking, it was 2008 and I was at university and one day I just decided to never go back because I was missing out on epic 4chan threads by attending classes. I've spent the last 8 years posting on 4chan and I regret it.
i hope this isnt happening to me also
but it is
How about just lurking and hardly ever posting,
or writing and editing paragraphs of texts for hours, only to not post it bc low sense of self worth
One cant throw life away if one never had life
Reminder that women truly believe they can experience loneliness
>>27444008
>guy says he feels lonely
>robots: tfw
>girl says she feels lonely
>robots: GTFO lying whore!
>>27444008
>radiohead
ugh UGH
She should listen to some REAL isolationcore like Batlord and Darkthrone!
>>27444008
Only if they're fat and ugly.
