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I'm 6'3 220lbs surfer dude sort of looking dude and I always catch the asian ladies looking at me. They don't even try to look away when I catch them in the act and they maintain eye contact with me.
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I'm a 6'0 140 lb. skeleton and i always catch the asian ladies avoiding eye contact with me. when i do make eye contact with them they get a look of disgust on their face and look away.
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>>27438849
So you're an attractive man and women are attracted to you? What a fucking revelation mind=blown. Such an original and useful thought you have expressed here, I for one am blown away by your insight.
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>>27438861

Sucks to be you I guess...

I think opposites attract...I don't get much attention from white women...they either feign disinterest or just dont care about me. But the women that dig me the most are asian ladies...rice queens or shy nerd ivy league types...don't matter...I always catch them staring at me.

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If Asians are so smart, why do they still write in hieroglyphics?
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To keep the niggers out.
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>>27438808
Because hieroglyphics are for smart peeps.
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>>27438835

I'm a nigger, I can confirm this

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>tfw i actually want a gf with mental issues

why do you guys don't like them? am i wrong for actually wanting one?
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what kind of mental issues?
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>>27438662

Schizophrenia obviously
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>>27438632
Because you have any experience with actual mental illness and have no idea what you're in for

>accidentally revealed my autism power level
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>>27438549
What the hell is wrong with you?

Get castrated.
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>>27438549
You sound like a fucking tryhard edgy retard
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>Green texting outside of 4chan
my nigga what are you doing

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Has anyone tried to start life from zero. I mean moving to another place, looking for a new job, new friends, new hobbies, etc...

If you tried, please share your experiences
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>>27438468
wherever you go, there you are..

original comment
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Just moved to a new city for a new job not too long ago. It's always the same, strange and lonely at first but you get used to it.
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>>27438468
I too am interested in hearing about this. I know you can't escape yourself, but things might be different somewhere else.

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was private pyle a robot?
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>>27438418
He reminded me more of a /b/tard
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No just a dumbass
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shut up or i'll make a coiled pile on your mother's face while she sleeps

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>too reddit for 4chan
>too 4chan for reddit
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Goldilocks board when
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>>27438229
I know what you mean. I don't think saying nigger or faggot is a huge deal and I hate SJW types. But people on 4chan are really mean and pretty delusional. Where can I go where people won't flip out over dumb shit but also won't be mercilessly mean?
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Too black for the white kids, too white for the black kids

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red flags for guys

>under 6
>dicklet (<8 inches)
>no job
>plays video games (LOL, DOTA, MC)
>earns under 40k a year
>doesn't go to the gym
>less than ten close friends
>lives at home
>Is over or under weight
>glasses/contacts = bad genetics
>doesnt have a facebook or tinder account
>has had sex with less ppl than i have

like did i miss any other ones fembots? eww. gross. the boys on here are so gross
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>under 6
5'10

>dicklet (<8 inches)
7.5"

>no job
Yeah well, I could get one..

>plays video games (LOL, DOTA, MC)
Uh, whoops?

>earns under 40k a year
Last financial year was $35k

>doesn't go to the gym
Sometimes I jog outside...

>less than ten close friends
They all got gfs and we dont hang out anymore

>lives at home
Thank god, I moved out ten years ago

>Is over or under weight
Fuck yes, healthy weight here.

>glasses/contacts = bad genetics
FUCK I jsut had two green flags ina row...

>doesnt have a facebook or tinder account
Phew, Facebook game is strong here

>has had sex with less ppl than i have
Shit.. how many people have you had sex with? Please be less than 4
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>>27438272
Gross, don't even fucking reply to my thread.
Srsly if I was you I'd delete taht out of embarrassment and then delete yourself..
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>>27438216
What are you going to accomplish with such a blatant and terrible troll thread? People who actually interact with women on a regular basis are going to immediately notice that you're just regurgitating MRA cliches and if you wanted to have a misogyny thread you can just say so - why bother with the role-playing at all?

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What's it like to have your beloved girlfriend bake fresh pastries for you in the morning?

inb4 she can't cook worth shit and just goes to dunken donuts
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>looked at the pastries before her chest
confirmed fat boy
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>2016
>women being able to cook let alone microwave5
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>like to bake
>moved to tiny studio and didn't have room for it
>never bake anymore
feels bad family although I mostly made cakes and not pastries

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Can a girl truly love having sex with you even though you don't have a cock like this?

I just find it really hard to believe that a girl will crave a guy sexually if his cock isn't this thick and meaty and shoots cum very strong.
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It doesn't really matter to me anymore
I'm a 5x5 dicklet
If she isn't happy with it, I'll just keep moving on until I connect with someone sexually.

I'm glad I'm ok with being alone.
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>>27438165
You'll never know cus you're not the one having vagina. Unless you like it in the ass
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>>27438165
I have a pretty big dick OP, I'm honestly not worried.

REAL WHITE MAN HOURS

PLEASE ENGAGE THAT LIKE BUTTON IF YOU'RE AWAKE.
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i'm white i don't deny it
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>>27438157
>tfw white men get the good hours

Feels good man
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>>27438157
HELLO FAMILY

I AM CURRENTLY AWAKE AND WILL PRESS THAT BUTTON WITH EXTREME FORCE

>There are nonwhites on /r9k/ right now
back to worldstarhiphop and asianmasculinity, normies
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Shitskins are the reason this board has fon5e to shit.
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>>27438097
Does anyone else find it funny that in a mere two centuries "white warriors" have gone from ruling the world to more or less whining on the internet full time? Get fucked, Stormfront, no one is afraid of you.
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>>27438160
Times are chaining shitskin. The white revolution will erupt in a couple of years.

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>Be me
>Recive a shitton of money every month
>I never have to work in my life
>I can buy what i want and travel were i want

I don't care about having friends or a gf. Why should I care being a friendless 23yo virgin while i am rich? I have money and money is everything! Anyone telling me otherwise is a dirty poorfag hobo whit shit living standards. Stay jelly faggots
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>>27438084
>>Recive a shitton of money every month
Define "a shitton" and country if not in the US
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>tfw you get 80% of what wagecucks earn for doing nothing
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So you're the faggot advertising those "earn 20k from home" bullshit ads aren't ya?

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When did you stop believing in God and why?

What do you think about the word atheist, and the fact that there is an atheist community centred around their disbelief in a few gods among many other things they disbelieve?

Personally, Dawkins is the only 'atheist celeb/figure' that I can listen to, mostly because he isn't just an atheist but a biologist too. And I don't even agree with him all the time

Christians are also welcome to the discussion
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>>27438014
Being an atheist is stupid desu, agnostic and or deist is where its at a lot of people say shit like
>Agnostics are indecisive retards
But really until you yourself die you can't say there is a 100% chance of god existing nor can you say there is a 100% chance of him not existing.
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Don't think there are any christians on this board.
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Bastard child reporting. Sin in the eyes of the almighty. Therefore Atheist. Why believe in something that doesn't want me around in the first place?

First thing I think of when I hear "Atheist" is fedoras. The memes consume me. Atheists, like every other subculture, is fine until you find the vocal minority. Let the sheep believe in their sky daddy. If it helps them, so be it.

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Look at AIDS skrillex's gf

and AIDS in an almost 30 year old manchild without a college degree who lives with his mom and sings in a screamo nu metal band

you call all these crazy leftists 'cucks' but they were fucking cute girls the entire time

right wing people are too alpha, and we know you can't compete with chad, you need to hang around the leftwing betas to get a qtgf
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>>27438005
>and AIDS in an almost 30 year old manchild without a college degree who lives with his mom and sings in a screamo nu metal band

pretty sure he's 20
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>>27438013
nah he's in his late 20s
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Has it actually been confirmed that she's dating him? I know their Facebook profiles confirm their relationship status, but some people have said he's simply her best friend with that status set as a joke.

Also, on another note, I can't fucking wait to play the Hotline Miami 2 user-created level where you play as the bearded Trump supporter shooting up those cuckold SJWs, pic related.

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