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Choose your anime adventure.
>>27432408
God damn I hate my dad
Do you hate your dad as well?
Why doesn't my dad like anime?
>be me 15 kissless virgin
>some 7/10 gives me her number
>she is sorta annoying but has daddy issues so i knew I could probably fuck her
>we don't actually ever go on a date but we talk a lot
>one day she asks if i'll ever kiss her
>next day at school i give her a quick peck
>reevaluate my choices
do i really want to bone a 7/10 who is sorta fucked in the head?
>break up with her
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Get the fuck out you underage little shit
>>27432333
If a 7/10 is what you got, a 7/10 is what you should fuck in the head. It is not for men to be picky eaters, OP. Godspeed, hope you don't get your dick bit off.
>>27432333
>15
>kisses virgin
Oh wow that must be so hard
ITT: Instant No
>gummy smile
>if they browses 4chan
>died hair
>>27432288
holy shit why is the food so fucking big in america?
I did it somehow. I've got a gf with zero mental health issues she's attached to me like glue. Nothing really wrong with her. BUT THERES A PROBLEM. I actually miss the loneliness and the isolation. I miss browsing r9k at 2 am with tfw no gf and fantasizing about the perfect one. I miss crying myself to sleep over a girl who'd never love me. Relating to other robots helped me fit in. I've always been that quiet kid with no friends his whole life. Being with other robots made me feel like I belonged for once. It gave me a sense of community and brotherhood, us few vs the world.
But now, I just feel like a fucking normie. Being "happy" all the time and spending time with an actual girl just doesnt feel as good as it should. I even feel like being sad made me happier because I could imagine a perfect future and that gave me hope.
I don't even know what to feel now. I've become a normie but it feels awful. I miss you guys. Am I destined to be a robot forever? Is that my true purpose?
Just give it some time. Youll find some horrible things out about her eventually and then eventually shell do those horrible things to you
Just give it time
The material world is nothing but suffering. There is no way out.
>>27431473
Let's
>transcend
And go back to tanasinn memes.
Say something you wish you'd do.
fuck a gardevoir
Have sex at least once before I die
>>27431398
I wish I felt comfortable whoring myself on youtube. Among other forms of whoring myself on social media. I also wish I wouldn't be such a faggot and just start building my clickbait empireshit is so fucking easy, goddamn it.
ITT its 2002and your mom just took you to the video rental store.
you get to choose
>one movie
>one vidya
>one candy
>movie AND video game
>candy even a possibility
Oh, I didn't know I was sharing this board with lifestyles of the rich and famous over here.
>>27431310
>one vidya
probably some tony hawk shit
>>27431310
I usually rented N64 games and would dick around with other peoples saves. Didn't care about the movies they offered.
>be me
>live with parents
>spend last year being a miserable NEET with my only social contact being 4chan
>suddenly want to get job to pay for needed root canals
>send resumes
>get interview for McDonalds
what do /r9k/? I don't want to be a robot forever but I'm freaking out I even have trouble maintaining eye contact. I don't care if the daily wagecuck threads anymore I need out.
bumping with comfy pics
It's pretty hard to fuck up a interview at Mcdonalds.
You should be fine m8. Don't stress too much.
I got a job there when I was a teenager but I quit after 2 days.
Just really hated it. Hopefully you'll fair better.
*chuckles* couldnt stand the heat? that's fine.
see you in mcdonalds. "my" (your) money will be put to good use, dont worry.
ITT, post what your dream life would be - bonus points if it's realistic, like an alternate reality.
Everyone else would always be as happy as I am right now.
>Win the lottery
>Live in a penthouse in LA
>Fuck a 15 year old dancer/model
>Spend the majority of my time playing video games and eating junk food
>Make a lot of money in a surge, maybe through lottery, stock trade, etc.
>Live off it for the rest of my life
>invest a portion of it
>Own a decent house 100k-200k, used car with great MPG
>live off of the interest
>Use my freetime at the library, gym and pool
>Use money sparingly (like a yearly allowance on home upgrades and personal stuff)
>Have a couple of kids and send them through college
>spend the rest of the days painting and doing whatever I please, knowing that I am financially secure.
everytime I think about it, I also wonder why I wasted so much money going through college for a job I don't want.
I enjoy downloading the /comfy/ thread gifs and pics y'all contribute, so I'm uploading lots of my own pics from past travels in the hopes some of y'all will enjoy them on a Saturday night.
>>27430363
Near Tonopah, Nevada
>>27430363
Near Fremont, Ohio (my hometown)
>>27430363
I don't remember where I took this in China
TRUE ROBOT THREAD
You can only post in this thread if
>virgin
>never seen real girl naked
>never had gf
>kissless
>handholdless
just reply anything, let us know you're out there. WE'LL HOLD HANDS ONE DAY
does accidental hand touch count as holding hands?
I'm such a loser that even Weezer, Have a Nice Life, and Xiu Xiu don't resonate on the same level as me.
Music for this feel?
>>27429966
i exist (i think)
how long would you last?
few seconds
100 seconds most likely.
>>27429299
I haven't bathed in 2 weeks, she would gag and throw up at my penis after she tasted it.
What is your ethnic makeup anon?
>>27428946
>white people think America is an ethnicity
>>27428946
Template. Here it is in case you ask.
>>27428970
>Flag is for nationality.
>You assume its about ethnicity.
That being said what is the person's ethnicity if they are are mixed into so many ethnicitys. Like I have an extremely varied ethnic background. How the fuck am I suppose to know my ethnicity? Like my paternal grandfather is 1/4 english, 1/4 swedish, 1/4 scottish, and 1/4 danish. My paternal grandmother is 1/4 german, 1/4 swiss(lots of french/italian ethnicites mixed to gether for this line.), 1/4 norwegian, and 1/4 irish. Maternal granfather is 1/4 gypsy, 1/4 navajo, 1/4 spanish, and 1/4 russian. Maternal grandmother is 1/4 polish, 1/4 hungarian, 1/4 welsh, and 1/4 greek. So what the fuck would I be considered?
Why aren't you gay yet robots?
I am, started crossdressing recently desu.
>tfw someone tells you they fapped to you
>tfw you can't wait to show your best friend your new thigh highs and pantsu
>>27428490
I'm not enough of a slut to post them on 4chan.Being fawned over like this is quite nice desu
>tfw no bf to turn me all the way gay
I suppose many of you come to the bot to complain about your lives, if you can call them that. I give you this thread. Give it your grievances and I will read them without advice or judgement. Let me be the ear you tell your stories to, I honestly want to know them.
I wish in my life people would just let me sit down and talk without trying to fix my life. I know you must feel the same way.
I am graduating college with no prospects
I guess I will be moving back home
Here comes the life-crippling depression
>>27428362
I actually don't want to tell my story at the moment, because shit is kinda fucked to the point where I'm almost never thinking about and just blocking it out like I've never done before so...
Let's hear yours, friendo
>>27428487
I hope you don't mind, but my story is of the opposite persuasion; I'm gay. I used to be a prostitute when I was younger, and it really messed me up. (Im almost 19, but I sold myself to older men when I was 13-15)
So I have a boyfriend, really nice guy, but a bit of a layabout. His used-to-be best friend and I hooked up a few times, and now I'm hung up on him while I'm still with my boyfriend. The friend is a bisexual and has a girlfriend and it was over for us, but he came around a few days ago, saying he had blue balls and how he grew an inch (he's 9", from what I remember) but reminded me I cant have any. He fucked with my head because I'm honestly in love with him. When I first met him, I instantly wanted to date him, but couldn't. Before he left that night, we were talking about my boyfriend and said that I deserve better, then looked at me and said, "I'm better." I have no idea what to do. I suppose nothing, he has a girlfriend who doesn't give any. I fear dating him because he's so solitary and I fear being alone. He disappears for days, weeks, and I cab"t stand it as it is when he does that. I am an active boyfriend, I want to at least get a smiley face or a heart or something once a day, just something to show you're there, and I don't think he could. I'm a basketcase. I'm afraid that if we date, he would hate being with me because I would complain and leave me for a girl.
And just today he told me I'm a creep because I messaged him on snapchat.
Trans women and robots are a perfect match. Trans women find bfs in this thread and robots find gfs in this thread.
Any transbians ITT?
>>27428214
Is this trap faggot serous about supporting Trump?
>>27428214
I was looking for a qt tranny gf for an online relationship and two trannies from this board cucked me.
explain that
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