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Who here /4chan if your life/
>Wake up
>Plan to do something
>Spend the whole day reading threads about things you don't care about
>Get into bed, realize you've wasted the entire day
>Do the same the next day.
That is my life. There is nothing else. Execute me.
>>27437464
>Play vidya and enjoy it whole day
>Feel like I still missed out by not being here in 4chan
I can't be the only one
>avoid 4chan for a few days or week
>come back
>there are a whole new bunch of memes
>can't understand any of them
What was your loving nickname Chads used to refer to you in school?
Mine was "retarded pizzaface"
>>27437367
Snakeboy.
>>27437367
Seabiscuit because I had a long nose but still a small face in middle school. Apparently I looked like a horse? Idk it went from 8th grade to maybe the beginning of 9th grade so it didn't last long.
The principal stood up for me pretty good saying to him "If you EVER say that kind of stuff to guys in high school they will mop the floor with your shaggy hair!!" Now he's 22 and had a baby last year kek
The other one ended up being super gay and a high class fashion designer for Hollywood. Oh well
>>27437367
Waterboy
I have a feeling many of us have undiagnosed ADHD. To the diagnosed robos, have the drugs helped?
>>27437162
i thought so too...why do you think you have adhd?
>>27437162
my friend had severe adhd
He hanged himself in his parents garage
a friend of mine posted shitty anime pics on the internet
We hanged him in the town square
Hey fellas figured those of us alone on this night should have each other and share a drink. So come on in, order a drink, and tell your friendly bartender and robots your feels
I haven't had a drink or seen any of my friends in months. Give me something strong bartender.
Give me something that will make me forget that I have no direction in life and that I don't have a dream
>>27404436
It's been a while, thought you guys mighta shut down! I'm drinkin tonight. Any specials? I'm feelin kinda nostalgic and melancholy tonight. Wish I could go back ya know!
Do you ever feel that life is worth it? A ray of hope, maybe? When does that happen?
When there's a girl in your life
The mornings, or the first few hours of being awake. After that, it's all downhill.
>>27437189
Really? I wake up at the bottom of a pit and dig deeper throughout the day
>go to work
>see your coworker drinking from pic related
what do
I would be that coworker desu senpai. Memes are my life
>not even sMUG pepe
normies can't even meme
>>27437122
I have a co-worker with a rage comics mug, including custom captions he came up with himself.
What mental issues are you guys suffering?
I heard that if you take enough stimulates you can induce psychosis.. I wanna do it naturally tho, any tips?
The worse part is questioning whats real. Like what if my dad died a long time ago and the person I'm living with now is some sadistic old man who drugs, beats and rapes me but who I think is my dad?
>>27437116
minor social anxiety and a massive superiority/inferiority complex
For me it's controlling my anger, I destroyed a skiing helmet and a flower pot yesterday because I thought my dad threw out some of my tools from the workshop.
I found them half an hour later in the closet where I put them and forgot about.
My life
>Birthday, no one calls or messages besides my parents
>Christmas, exchange gifts (with parents again)
>Have accident, am in Hospital for two days with a slight amnesia (nobody cared except parents)
I don't even like them that much, but literally no one cares about me except them.
>Last easter break before graduating (soon 19 years old)
>depressed, spend time with animu and mango, sometimes vidya
>dimly lit room
>sleep occasionally because that's the only way I can forget about my live for a second
>I do have "friends" but I guess it's pretty one sided and they just don't want to be rude and break of the relationship completely
>average/below average at everything, shy, introvert, average looks, average money, average skills at vidya
Not even motivated to change anything, what good would that do anyways. I kinda enjoy being alone but hate it at the same time.
>inb4 stop whining fgt, kys failure
I don't want to whine about how the world is shit and how I deserve better. I just want to talk about my life for a bit. Without offending someone hopefully
Welcome to the club, bud.
Go on mate, feel free to talk, get it all out of your chest.
>>27437098
You're among kindred spirits here, anon. Many of us are downtrodden or have fallen upon hard times.
What's on your mind?
>I can't get a gf so therefore I hate women
Don't you realize you're exactly like the fat, ugly sjw feminists who hate society and men because they were rejected for being fat and ugly? It's sour grapes, and it just makes you look pathetic.
>>27437020
The difference is that even a fat sjw can get dicked she just has to open her legs to one of her self hating orbiters
>>27437032
You probably don't even realize that when you offer that rationalization that the tl;dr you just told OP he's right and you're more pathetic than a fat, ugly SJW.
Like you're so caught up in pitying yourself it doesn't even register.
>>27437020
>one of the first arc of berserk
mai nigga
>tfw i dident get any likes on my lastest photo on instagram
>tfw yeast infection.
>tfw i asked a guy on a date he rejected me
>tfw hair on my arms started getting darker and I don't know how to shave
Who /moped/ here?
Reminder that if you have a car you cannot be considered a robot.
>>27436849
What if my mom paid for it and i'm way over 30?
>>27436876
For a car? Then you are a normie and need to leave. RIGHT NOW.
@OP
What if you live in your car?
this is our board now.
gonna finish some memeing with my breakfast, work out, have sex with my gf, let her tell me how much she adores me, put on a nice outfit, and go out with my friends (my parents live too far away for an Easter visit).
What are y'all doing?
Pretending to be a normie on /r9k/.
>>27436817
I also pretend to be a normie to piss off the basement dwellers sometimes.
>>27436817
reeee or whatever
Beer, music, parks and rec
there's a very specific subspecies of girl, the Parks and Rec/Arrested Developement fan
>>27436883
Where do I find perfection like this
Those two are my faves famalamadingdong
She is too prwttty squeeeeeee eeek
Does any robots had paid for a GFE (girlfriend experience)?.
I've never felt love or a crush, I can't feel anykind of attraction to anyone so I was wondering to pay an escort just to experience once what's suppose to be when someone it's "attracted" to you, what a date is like and what intimacy feels like. Even knowing that's a lie and she's only there for the money, fuck it, I'll eat that illusion just for once.
So, any experiences with GFE?
>>27436774
I have. It is something you should try to see if you might enjoy it. Like, when I cum, I lose all interest in women. I just want to get back to programming and seeing an escort sort of works because I can't like not be socially unanxious enough to talk to women.
Depending on where you live, go look up agency that seem reputable, they would have decent websites and you can tell if the photos are real. Avoid backpages. Also, sometimes they orgasm, so you might be surprised. You can tell she isn't faking if she turns flush red. It's really freaky seeing a woman have redness around her neck, cheeks and upper chest area.
Granted, it won't make become any better at getting laid, but at least you get to see some real pussy. THe big danger, and I know this dearly, since I lost my virginity to one, is that you never learn how to hit women. I had sex ONLY in a long term relationship almost 6 years ago. Ever since that, I had paid for it. I cannot talk to women.
Also, they are their for your pleasure, and you will get some really good service, and it will make fapping to porn feel so much better, more richer than viewing 2d images and not knowing how it feels.
Also, it helps to fap to their pictures and to create a to do list of possible escorts to like fap to so you can like really want to fuck her shit out when you get there.
also, also, GFE just means services like blowjob, kissing, or eating her out/digits. PSE is porn star experience, that is anal, cum in mouth, stuff like that.
>>27436774
Also, STD risks:
>keep it wrapped up.
also if you are located in canada, and in toronto. i can give you some recommendations.
Honestly, don't bother.
I had a gf for a month or so, it was overrated.
Now of course normies will tell yout that it wasn't mindblowing or even that fun because she was 4/10, I wasn't fit enough or whatever, but the reality is that just "having sex" is no more awesome than "eating food" is. Sure having sex with some prime teen 8/10 or some shit is probably amazing but so is having wayguu beefsteak or visiting the Taj Mahal.
Bottom line is "having sex" is a massively underwhelming experience, and you'd be better off just putting your effort into becoming as great a person as you can. That way, everything in your life will be better - and you may even attract a higher quality of woman, which will make having sex better too.
So I have this super duper 10 in my class
face 10/10
body 10/10
I want to fuck her before I kill myself but I don't know how to go about it
How do I tell her I wanna pay her a thousand dollars for a date?
Maybe get some cancer sympathy
Where cancer is just a euphemism for me killing myself.
I am willing to offer her $1000.
Fembots tell me in what case would you accept a thousand dollars for sex?
>Pic: the only famous person who's a 10/10
You're a dumb fucking retard if you think this will work.
Your better opti9on would be to stalk her patterns and social media then rape her for a higher success chance
>>27436702
this
but you're probably a pussy OP
rape
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