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Would you date a cute autistic girl but shes really weird and uncomfortably awkward?
how autistic we talking here?
theres autistic I can ignore and then intrusive autistic
>>27434763
>Would you date a cute
yes
>>27434763
I would say yes but I almost dated a girl that was weird and uncomfortably awkward without as much cuteness
I feel like you need to strike a real good balance between looks and personality before considering
Does cyberbullying cause brain damage? I'm worried i won't be able to go through with my maths degree now that I've been cyberbullied
No, cyberbullying doesn't cause brain damage. What kind of math degree are you going for with this question OP? I hope it's an associates desu
>>27434697
The subtle bullying in that question gave me brain damage, please apologise. I'm stage 1 atm so idk buddyboyo i got an A- in linear algebra so that's pretty good right
>>27434642
>People actually care about him enough to acknowledge his existence and interact with him
normies leave NOW
Post your 10/10s.
>>27401858
You already posted her. Saw her in that In Bruges and had to go fap like twice in a row. And I normally do like twice a week.
The one and only desu
i dont know what it is about this man that makes him so irresistible
>make thread
>no one responds
>just delete it because I am embarrassed
What was your thread about anon ?
>>27434629
I'm here to say
me too thanks
good luck with this one anon, hang in there!
>>27434650
About how sad I became after masturbation because I realized the girl in the picture is not happy with what has just taken place even though I switched to a picture of her smiling after cumming, and that I was still just a skinnyfat loser on the edge of his chair who just came all over the floor while telling myself she loves me.
Have anyone used Effexor XR in here? It's been almost a month since I started using it and never had serious side effects until this morning, I woke up with a severe diarrhea and weak/aching muscles, I feel so weak and all muscles and joints in my body aches. Anyone had this happened to them while using this one?
I was on it for a month, couldn't sleep almost at all and felt on edge all the time. No diarrhea or weak/arching muscles though.
>>27434635
>arching
Lol sorry, meant to write aching.
>>27434635
It actually cured my insomnia and I have a good 7-8 hours of sleep every night, never had a side effect other than sleepiness since now..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpJIqfRhkYk
So, are you desperate enough to date her?
>has a husband
No
>>27434495
I would date Fred Willard before I'd date her.
>>27434552
>>27434571
Shes your only salvation from loneliness though
How do I overcome view of myself as worthless?
take an online iq test then brag about the results like the other neckbeards here
>>27434480
Do something you consider that is an achievement.
If you can't do shit at all, just doing something, the minimal useful thing, is an achievement. You don't have to win the nobel prize or even finish college. Just try and get a job and maintain it, then survive. After you have done this you can then try and improve your life.
>>27434531
Achievements are not your own. They are a product genetics and luck.
Are there any math geniuses up right now?
I really really really need to ask you something.
Could I post in my own thread?
Give me permission.
It's important.
Please please respond.
>>27434438
How bout you just kill yourself instead
Nobody likes you and nobody ever will
>>27434438
>Are there any math geniuses up right now?
Yeah OP ask away
And you never considered to go to /sci/?
>that username
And you fucker, I remember you
>almost april
>summer is only two months away
>sweaty nights and days where you can't get comfortable are coming closer
>>27434408
Long summer nights hanging out with my friends, Breaking into the water park after it closes and going skinny dipping with my girlfriend. Having a beer with my dad on the front porch and just talking about nothing.
Working on my car with my best friend during the day and getting milkshakes from the corner store... That's how things used to be for me. My girlfriend was killed by a drunk driver and my dad died of a heat attack. I had to sell my car to pay rent. My friends all went off to collage and I just stayed here in my town. each day just slips by faster and faster I have been this way now for 4 years and there isn't any sign of light at the end of this tunnel... Anon all the joy I have left in my life is in my memories. It won't be long now before I end my pain.
>>27434663
just go to college
Get an air conditioner anon. I don't know these feels you speak of.
>CNN is on in living room, mom asks, "anon who are you going to vote for"
>"I don't know"
>Are you voting for Trump?
>"maybe"
>"Anon don't you know he's against women and doesn't care about the "gender gap'!?!"
>"B-but I just like his economic policies."
>Never reveal your power level robots
I will tell anyone to their face including my mom and hillary's death squads that the gender pay gap is a myth
Why should people be paid more or less based on the jobs they choose? Who chooses how much a job is worth?
>>27434323
Maybe I'm too naive but I just don't understand how "liberal" people are actually supporting someone who is a literal stalinist who openly hates democracy and supports wars in the mid-east.
I just sent a cringey as fuck message to someone on normiekikebook
Can one of you robots just kill me please?
>>27434288
What was the message
oregano
Calm down and realize cringey shit for you is fine because they're normies
>>27434288
Don't worry I've done the exact same thing, just prepare your unstretched anus it's going to be a rough couple of days.
Post:
1. Tips
2. Success stories
3. Helpful links
4. Flaming/trolling (optional)
5. Negativity/pessimism (optional)
I picture beating the shit out of people I'm talking to and it makes me feel in control and gives off an air of aggression normies respect
it probably takes going to a doctor to get some crutch (pills)
I started working again and I'm able to get myself to do some stuff like go into the gas station or into a store, but the things I really need to do are still extremely intimidating.
I haven't done it but it seems like the logical answer is getting to a psychiatrist ASAP.
Useful links
Podcasts:
http://overcomingsocialanxiety.com/feed/the-confident-mind-podcast
http://socialanxietysolutions.libsyn.com/rss
CBT worksheets:
http://psychology.tools/social-anxiety-disorder-social-phobia.html
http://psychology.tools/repetitive-thought.html
http://psychology.tools/shame-and-self-criticism.html
http://psychology.tools/avoidance.html
http://psychology.tools/mindfulness.html
http://psychology.tools/motivational-interviewing.html
http://psychology.tools/depression.html (often comorbid with SA)
http://www.cci.health.wa.gov.au/resources/infopax_doc.cfm?Mini_ID=38
Social skills tips:
http://www.succeedsocially.com
http://www.spreeder.com/ (useful for reading longer articles faster or if you have bad eyesight)
What obligation do any of us have to being good people? Should we not direct all of our hatred and other extremely suppressed feelings, outwards to the world? Why do you even bother trying to keep it all to yourself and not spread it like a disease? What's stopping you from drowning the world in your despair?
For me it's the fact that I would go to jail if I broke the law. Also, my belief in god.
I believe in a vague sort of way that we are connected, and that I might wind up as someone else once I die. That keeps me from harming other people. OTOH, it doesn't stop me from littering and vandalizing property like crazy.
>>27434232
Don't shit where you eat, friend. And the longer you think about it, the more you realize that everyone and everything is ultimately what you 'eat.' Not in any grand, cosmic sense, but just in that the world is nothing more than communities of individuals that depend on a certain degree of trust and responsibility to operate.
what else do you think I'm doing on 4chan?
>Also, my belief in god.
but you're still miserable lmao
The only thing worth anything is how much you suffer. This is why I am worthless and doesn't deserve this life. Is this true? This is what I have been taught.
no, your parents are just especially shitty people
^
answer to every thread on /r9k/
>>27434095
Dusko once implied my life was easy, so I don't think my parents are shitty people.
>>27434065
There is a term for that: Just world fallacy.
And it's called fallacy for a reason.
Who's an r9k-approved comedian? I'm in the mood for some standup and all the shit I'm finding is Louis CK or Carlos Mencia-tier shit.
I'm looking for a thoughtless, redpilled guy who shits on liberal cucks and doesn't care about PC culture. Not looking for stupid, drunk hicks like Ron White, either.
Redpil?
Patrice Oneill, Bill Burr, George Carlin are the usual.
>>27434063
Bill burr
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGp0GAd1d1s
>>27434063
Jim Jeffries
