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Daily reminder that r9ks favorite movie autist dies
>>27431230
nah he's good
>>27431230
fairly certain he survives in the end desu
>>27431230
>r9ks fav movie
You sure?
>He doesn't fit the 7 rule
>>27431104
What is the 7 rule?
>>27431117
7 inch dick
7 feet tall
7 figure salary
>>27431134
>7 feet
kek
>Be me, 21 years old
>Mom takes me to the mall to get some new clothes
>Trying some on in the fitting room, and she makes me walk outside to show her like it's a fashion show
>Normies in the store see this and laugh
>"Oh anon, they're just jealous that they're not as handsome as you
Kill me
Everyone knows this feel. For me it's one of the only times my mother and I can bond so I go with her sometimes. I'm 27.
Start donating all your old shit clothes and go and buy clothes yourself.
maybe this scene will make you feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkKTY_ZljyU
Why doesn't she just give you money so you can buy things for yourself lmao
>mum mentions that she always imagined me having an Asian wife
Even my mum thinks I'm too beta to get a white woman.
she knows it's fucking 2016 and nobody sane dates white women anymore
My mother said explicity that she actually wants me to marry an asian
Though, I expect that is because all the asians in my area are universally roman catholics
>>27431151
She's been saying this since I was a kid. She encouraged me to try and date this Korean girl at primary school (elementary school). She's a huge leftist though so she might just want it for that reason.
>have an amazing romantic dream
>brain cucks itself and it ends
>having really good dream
>subconsciously remember is too good to be true
>wake up
Love dreams make me more suicidal than anything. God damnit, I can't even succeed in a DREAM
>tfw you don't even dream anymore
thinking of buying some melatonin so I can have crazy ass dreams again
HOW THE FUCK DOES AN 18 YEAR OLD KV GET A GF IN 2016
>>27431010
If you're not ugly use apps like MeetMe, Tinder, Meow..etc
IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE BY NOW ITS TOO LATE
>>27431053
18 isn't too late you cancer
Given 10 randomly selected people from this board, what do you think the demographics are?probably 1 girl, 1 gay guy, 1 minority then the last 7 are college aged white guys
>not adding in at least 2 underage
Let's be realistic here OP
>>27430995
1. gay, college
2. trans, college
3. fem, college
4. minorty, u18
5. minority, college dropout
6. minority, college
7. minority, , college grad
8. white, u18
9. white, college
10. white, college
something like this.
Half underage white males, half young adult white males.
All autistic except for the two chads who stop by for a giggle.
Also the couple minorities and occasional /soc/ stacy that hang out within the margin of error.
Happy moments thread?
>be me, 17 at the time
>never ask for much growing up
>sister fucked my parents financially so got short end of the stick all the time
>birthday coming up
>don't mention it
>hope it just passes over
>go to a church thing (Closet non-religious but liked youth stuff)
>a few guys convince me to join them for dinner
>go to restaurant
>parents set up a surprise birthday party
>first party since I was six
>all these cool church people there
>had a great night
I even still hang out with some of them when they come home from college.
When I finally got a Dragonspine Trophy in WoW back in 2008
Beating Dragon Age 2 and watching that ending cinematic was one of the happiest moments of my life. Don't even like the game was just really hyped to see Leliana get some screen time with those hints to DA:I.
I was 13, it was about 5:00 PM-ish on a really nice day in May. I just walked my girlfriend home and I took a shortcut back through the elementary school playground. I sat back on the monkeybars and realized how perfect my life was at that one single point in time. I had a beautiful girlfriend, I was about to go into high school, it was beautiful out, I had my whole entire life ahead of me. I had a solid group of friends and had just enough drama going on to keep me satisfied but not too much to handle. I had hobbies, my parents were good, I was just 5 years away from becoming a soldier like I always wanted to.
I'm 22 now and life didn't work out the way I thought it would. I've been through a lot since then. There are still good moments, and really good moments, but nothing quite beats that one time at the playground.
Who has experience with gofundme.com ?
I have bad teeth, grew up poor and parents didn't give a fuck,
now getting older and can't afford dental care or cosmetic dentistry here in USA...
I have overjet, overcrowding, and pretty sure my jaw is fucked up from what I have read online-- I don't know since just a consultation with xrays would cost a a bunch and since i don't have the money to go through with procedures, why bother.
I am thinking of using go fund me to raise money.
Now, here me out, I can't even find decent job because I seriously think my teeth are holding me back.
Customer service and sales jobs never fucking call me back.. like wtf, I have seen stupider people working these jobs but I get ignored.
How does go fund me work?
Will I get funds if I don't promote it? I really don't feel like having my few friends and acquaintances find out I am begging to fix my teeth...
>>27430845
gofundme might help. There are some charities that will offer you assistance.
no one will donate to you
>>27430911
this what I figure...
but I see bunch of people with thousands of dollars for bunch of shit... how do they do it?
>september 2015 was half a year ago
AAAAAHHH
>gamergate was 2 years ago
>>27430970
the fuk
fuck me, ive been browsing this shithole for atleast 3 years now
>>27431042
7 for me
ayy lmao
Really not looking forward to the day my cat dies
Petfeelz anons?
Cats are master race. Nice cat OP
>>27431455
Aren't they? Thanks Anon
His name is Oliver
Where should I order food from?
Am in Los Angeles, Santa Monica to be exact with another r9k browser.
>>27430754
wish i was in LA too then we could do this
>>27430776
Bro...that's not a good suggestion at all.
>>27430754
Pls r9k we need your non-homo advice
i like art. i can be glum. im not really a jock but not really a nerd. i dont like hook up culture but im also not looking for commitment...i talk about my ex wistfully sometimes. but the reason for that is complicated
im scared of how people view me, yes. but my goal isn't to get people to think im cool. its just to make sure nobody thinks im... well... anything. the point is to keep people from thinking much of anything about me. if people bother looking close enough to see through then they are probably people who i am willing to be real with. thats why i always go out of my way to avoid eye-contact in public. meeting new people i tend to say as little as possible without seeming rude because less mannerisms i have, the fewer statements i make the easier it is for me to avoid becoming one of these stereotypes. being quiet tends to keep people content. it's only once you start talking or doing things that people start to categorize you. i dont like being categorized. it forces me to ask a question that i don't like asking: "who's perception of me is more valid, theirs or mine?" i don't assume that the kind of person i am is the kind of person i want to be. i don't want to be honest about who i am until im happy with who i am. think of it like a painting; i don't want anyone to see it until it's how envisioned it, until it's the best i can do.
>>27430689
avoiding eye contact and not saying much doesnt keep people from categorizing you. It ensures that you will stay categorized. And wherever they put you is not a category where you want to be.
>I don't want to be honest about who i am until im happy with who i am.
protip: nobody is completely satisfied with themselves. And nobody expects you to be either.
Just fuckin let loose man. The possibility of lost connections is much better than the certainty of them never existing.
>>27430689
Sounds like a pretty textbook case of avoidant personality disorder. I know how you feel. I don't have any advice, because the way I learned to cope with it was to cut myself off from the vulnerable and genuine parts of myself, making it impossible for anyone to see them. And that is no way to be, not if you can help it.
>>27430689
We overlap in most of what you described. There's not much else i can say.
Why are relationships between young girls and older men frowned upon? Not pedo stuff of course but like maybe a 15-20 year age gap between adults.
>>27430596
Frowned upon by women, men see it as something enviable.
>>27430627
More like frowned upon by uggos who lack the ability to cash in on some of that life insurance senpai.
>>27430596
Sluts let old men fuck them with their viagra dick in return for a comfy life and big chunk of the will and life insurance claim.
I would do it too if I was a hot gril.
>his parents made him go to school on his birthday
Is that what it's like to not be loved?
If your birthday is on a weekday, you still go to school, you entitled child!
>elementary school
>it's your birthday
>YOU are expected to bring a treat for everyone in your class
I never understood this meme.
As a normie who had tons of friends. I spend the day getting carried around and being treated like a king. Was pretty comfy tbqh familia.
