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>tfw this girl raped me
I DIDNT WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY LIKE THIS
>>27425942
ITT: things that never, ever, EVER happened :^]
>>27425942
What are you waiting for?GREENTEXT
>>27425942
fuck you, you lucky fucker.
>tfw mum found my piss bottles
>tfw you found hers
>tfw your mum is a NEET
She doesn't leave the house and all she does is play video games.
she is almost 50.
>>27425861
>Ray lewis found poop snuggy
Choose between 1 and 6.
She is your wife for life, if you divorce she gets all assets including house and possessions including 50% of your salary for life.
Also one of them is a hardcore radical feminist.
>>27425770
probably the 3rd one is the feminist
jeans are hiding legbeard
>>27425770
I like the first one on the left.
Are all of them equally likely to be feminist?
>>27425770
Can I stay alone? I don't want Stacy
>See psychiatrist every month due to depression
>She's a young woman
>Gives me 'motivation' schedules to fill in, never do them
>Stop seeing her all together, depression stays the same
>Get a voicemail from her, saying she can only assume i'm feeling better because I haven't turned up for weeks.
That voicemail alone made me feel like I let her down... Almost as if she was pulling some reverse psychology shit on me for saying that
she is a woman, she cannot understand your feels.
>>27425738
:(
do it for her anon
Unjust yourself
>>27425812
This
robotbloxfuckofff
>Be NEET
>Learn to read Chinese
What do I do now?
Learn to read Japanese.
Realize you have zero reason to know how to ching chong your bing bong.
Get a job as a translator.
>mfw i want to fuck my girlfriends 14 year old cousin
bump for minor support
>>27425790
Fuuuck fluid animation gets me rock hard.
>>27426631
Sure it's fluid but the detail is beyond mediocre. Her hair, forehead, and face are bleh.
i fucking hate averyone fuck you all cocksuckers
>>27425637
It sounds like you're in a lot of pain. How can we help you?
>>27425743
i dont know im shaking
>>27425637
fuck you to, you rude fucker.
It blows my mind that not only are there are people that enjoy being alive, these people make up the majority of humanity.
yeh and what are you going to do about it?
>>27425507
No they don't make up the majority.
A large amount of people are starving or can barely scrape by.
No most people wake up hating themselves and their lives. What keeps us going is the belief that the brief fleeting moments of happiness will one day overcome the sense of self loathing. We all hate ourselves some just hide it better
In what fictional world would you like to live the rest of your days?
>>27425445
Kingdom hearts universe without even thinking
>>27425445
The Culture. Glands in your brain to produce whatever drug you like whenever you like, with no harmful side effects. Also as much casual sex as you like (or extremely realistic simulation if you prefer). Top-tier fictional utopia. Note that the books are about unusual events, everyday life is much safer.
>>27425445
Earth
orignaililo
>You will never Save Lexi from her shitty decisions
![NHDT-976.avi_snapshot_00.06.52_[2013.11.23_14.43.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rtcBzoF.jpg "NHDT-976.avi snapshot 00.06.52 [2013.11.23 14.43.02]")
>>27425428
Her hottest vid is her only gangbang (more than 3 guys) scene where she gets gangraped by a group of Asian men in public while all the White men look upon without doing anything. See it below
https://www.tnaflix.com/interracial-porn/Lexi-Belle-amp%3B-Carla-Cox-get-fucked-on-a-bus-by-Asians/video1409258
T A C O XD
>>27425428
I hope she gains more weight. She'd look hotter as a bbw.
ITT post your weird fetishes
I am into getting ballbusting, financial dominance and getting cucked. Like the idea of am ex-wife who takes my money and then kicks me in the balls or having a gf who who makes me buy her $300 shoes and then breaks up with me by kneeing me in the nards right after.
>>27392241
Wow, you're an interesting guy. Where do you live, sweetie? ;)
>>27392241
That's not a "weird" fetish. You're just another feminized nu-male loser.
>>27392301
So it's still weird. Also what happened to this place it used to be that weirdos could come here now it's just depressed pol.
Who /prozac/ here
>>27425394
zoloft which is probably the same. just feel bit number and cant think as well..
I was on 60mg for a few years
meme drug, did nothing. didn't feel anything when I quit it cold turkey.
Makes no difference. Literally the medicinal jew
>Dad is white American
>Mom is 1/2 hispanic and 1/2 black Nicaraguan
>Grow up in USA
>Don't speak Spanish at all
>Mom never forced it on me
>Fast forward to today
>Dad needs me to help him with construction work
>Mexican people expect me to speak Spanish
>Can't help them at all
>Very quiet on job site when people walk in
>White people surprised I speak perfect English when I open my mouth because of this
>Only older Mexicans from Mexico ask me if I speak Spanish
>Only hung around nerdy white kids in highschool
Being brown and working in construction is the fucking worst. I barely even got the Hispanic experience growing up aside from eating a lot of rice.
Does anybody else here experience stuff like this?
>>27425338
I'm Palestinian-American (lived in the US my whole life, I'm either 4th or 3rd generation) and people find it weird that I'm an atheist.
I also had people ask me if I support Hamas.
america is the land of the stereotypes OP. if you don't fit a person mental image of what they think you're like based on your ethnicity they freak out for some reason.
>>27425523
Stop defining yourself as a Palestinian-American but only as an American-American
That's all bro
>normies decide to have children
>everyone says "CONGRATULATIONS!!!! :DDDD"
Why? Cumming inside a woman isn't very hard.
according to this board it is
>>27425328
It's just a social meme. Like saying hello to someone. Most of them probably don't genuinely mean it.
>>27425328
normies think its "completing life" because they believe in the american dream and really think it will be fulfilling..
Have you ever had a dream so fucked up that you could never tell anybody about it?
What was it?
Many.
I think the most fucked up one was the one in which I was raping my oneitis up the ass in a swimming pool while she cried powerlessly as her ass bled. She wasn't my oneitis until that dream, too.
I did tell some people about it. I used to be shameless.
I once had a dream where I hate raped this bimbo form my high school, she was two months pregnant and to avoid conflict of whether or not I was the dad I punched her and aborted the kid...fairly tame but in hindsight still kind of screwed up.
My dreams are all incomprehensible clusterfucks that are a mixture of real life stuff and video game stuff.
