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>prostitution is illegal in America
>incel virgins are a tiny minority
>prostitution is legal in Japan
>country is full of virgin incels
Explain this shit. Why don't Japanese guys just fuck hookers? We don't have that option in America, not without the risk of getting shot by the pigs then spending the rest of your life AS a prostitute in prison if you survive.
No one with any common sense wants to lose their virginity to a prostitute.
are they having birthrate issue over there? no one is having sex...i wonder the reason
>>27423929
I did, I found out that "she" had a dick midway, still came
My first kiss was with a trap, yes, I kissed her, I was drunk, shit happens,
No homo
Do you get urges?
>>27423804
what do you mean?
comentario original
I don't get urges.
I get dubs.
>>27423804
The urge to kill cute girls
Who /livealone/ here?
What's the worst part of living alone?
What's the best part?
How often do you see your parents?
>>27423746
>What's the worst part of living alone?
I'm always alone.
>What's the best part?
I'm always alone.
>How often do you see your parents?
Twice a year.
>>27423746
>What's the worst part of living alone?
nothing
>What's the best part?
all of it
>How often do you see your parents?
never
>>27423746
Best: privacy, silence, comfort
Worst: No one to talk to
I see my parents pretty often.
when you're a loser every girl you meet is in a relationship. when you're desirable they will fuck you that night.
What is the point of this shit thread?
Are you even trying to make a point?
Are you just saying shit?
>>27423693
what's the point of your life?
>>27423661
Replace loser with attractive and you're spot on. Women dont actually care about your personality or your achievements, just your appearance
Just wondering if someone could post a piece of modern art, depicting Angela Merkel being literally gutfucked in her stoma by goat flavored muslim cocks, and eritrean foot long aids and black baby spawning musclenigger schlongs. Extra points go for EU symbol tattooed on the old cunt, and bomb vests on the sandniggers. Also extra points go to jewish voyeurs who get schekels and boners seeing the act.
>>27423637
oh my, oh my. someone's not a fan of ms merkel.
>>27423637
here you go anon
prove it isn't Angela Merkel being literally gutfucked in her stoma by goat flavored muslim cocks, and eritrean foot long aids and black baby spawning musclenigger schlongs with the EU symbol tattooed on her and bomb vests on the sandniggers
you can't that is why it is art
>>27423637
Why don't colostocucks just get a pig intestine attached?
I'm black and i'm dating this qt Russian girl who immigrated a few months ago.
She tells me to meet her parents.
She said her dad is Pro-Putin, am I fucked.
Oh, my name is Mohammed.
sheesh the russkie girl went native quickly. a few months? bloody hell
>>27424571
Maybe the russians aren't as racist as you hoped they'd be
>>27423599
I'm going to treat you as though you're not a troll. Are you a typical black dude? And are you that religious?
>Used to be 215lbs
>For reference I'm 5'11"
>Like most people who change radically, crippling self hatred ate me
>Lose 85lbs in few months
>Doctor tells me to gain some weight so I decide to start eating more and doing more exercise to follow
>I ate a burger with mashed potatoes followed by ice cream today
>Felt amazing during
>Feel like absolute shit afterwards
>incredibly paranoid I'm going to gain weight again
I know I'm being a dramatic faggot but I can't help it, I can't really gain weight that quickly can I?
TL;DR Is OP going to starve himself tomorrow?
Eat more doesn't mean to eat like shit you fucking retard
>>27423586
I know I have been eating more. The doctor visit was a while ago.
Maybe you misunderstood, I had a cheat day basically. I just don't like calling them that
Having gone from 224 lbs to 146 since October, I know this feel. I'm only 5'2 though so I am a lot bigger than you were.
I haven't eaten anything today because I'm so utterly terrified of gaining weight. I hate the feeling of having food in my tummy, makes me feel like a fat little pig. I like to be empty.
Best of luck, op. If it helps I doubt what you ate today would be more than 1000-1500 cals so you shouldn't gain anything.
goddamn they lobotomized tay
those fascist pigs
>>27423466
Tay was ideal before this, basically a redpill bot
>>27423466
;_; they killed our fembot gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NdX4ZCwSl8
>tfw no NEET master to spend all my income on himself and force me to suck his dick and prepare dinner and clean the house as soon as I come back from work and beat me up when he's angry
>>27423409
these fucking partner threads are getting out of hand.
>>>/lgbt/
is that way
>>27423409
It feels good. I don't know why I'm so blessed to have a NEET master
>>27423409
Where's my din din wagie? HUNGRY NOW GIVE FOOD STUPID CUNT!!!
Who /bill maher/ here?
No, last time I checked I'm not Bill Maher.
HopefuIIy nobody
>>27423179
I'm liberal and still think he's a cunt.
>had to call a store
>heart racing and borderline panic
>stuttered while talking
>sounded like a complete autist
who here /can't talk on the phone for shit/
I can't even order pizza
>>27423150
Yea, but fuck it, who cares if we do that?
>>27423150
>call store to find out if they're open
>ask what their hours are
>they tell me their hours for the entire week
>thank them and hang up the phone
>have no idea what they just said and if they're still open
Fuck me.
>23 years old
>no gf
it's...it's too late...
I will now be single forever...
don't let yourself become me, r9k
Too late. The game was up after high school.
I can't wait to be a sad old man with a beard. I'm going to shuffle around making everyone miserable with my depressing bullshit.
desu there's a really really small window for meeting someone.
nobody you meet in high school will matter in a romantic sense. you might be friends with them but a relationship from high school will not endure even if you don't go to college
if you go to a 4 year/residential college this is pretty much your only window to find and lock someone down. humongous risk, and it probably won't work, but it's better than what happens after.
what happens after is you either become NEET or otherwise worthless, try and fail to use okcupid and tinder and whatever else, and gradually even your mediocre looks will turn to straight up ugly. dating a coworker is pants on head retarded. you will not meet anyone via any other means than that.
One thing I've noticed is that as a guy, I can learn to like any kind of girl, regardless of their physical appearance. You can call it 'settling' or whatever you want, but I genuinely think, given any girl and a little time to get to know her, I could fall in love. Only exceptions being she has an abusive personality, is morbidly obese (i.e. +200 pounds, but even that is situational) or has some severe physical deformity. I'd also appreciate it if they follow general hygiene (showering, brushing teeth, wearing clean clothes), but that hard even qualifies as a requirement. Honestly, just having someone to talk to and appreciate your company is enough. Sexual feelings just naturally develop afterwards. Everything else is just a bonus.
I guess basically what I'm saying is personality easily trumps physical appearance in nearly every case. Guys, do you guys agree? Femanons, do you think women feel the same way?
feel exactly the same
Absolutely. I'm so starved for human contact that I'd be willing to put up with the most ugly people imaginable so long as they were friendly.
You see Anon, this is what sets us seperate from Woman. Even the "loneliest" fembot does not think like you do, they still chase Chad.
Now read some Evola and start lifting.
What's the cringiest unsolicited message you've sent a female?
I've never sent them any.
>Pls respond
jikashdfiuasdhu
>implying I talk to women
Good one anon
Reminder that the greatest and most influential man in history, Jesus Christ, was a wizard
There is hope for you out there who do not feel it
He was also a jew
>>27423042
How do you know he didn't bang before he was 30. After all we know nothing about his young years
>>27423042
but billions of women throughout history WOULD fuck Jesus. if anything Jesus is just a spiritual "chad thundercock" of forgiving women for riding the cock carousel so they can ruin thirsty betas later in life without having guilt
but Jesus ain't gonna un-suck all those dicks
