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What are your present theories on why you are alone?
>theories
I know exactly why I'm alone. Poor life choices.
Because I am human garbage with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
It's hard to put it in less than 1000 words.
To put it as short as possible, because I'm lazy, insecure, pathetic and my interests and sense of humor are unconventional. But it's much deeper than that, obviously.
I think I have a problem, my life is going a downward spiral and I think I know why. I have big college assignments, goals, plans and shit that need to be done but when I think about them I get stressed out with it all and retreat into escapism via Youtube, gaming, 4chan, porn etc. and this all gives me a sense of achievement or makes me feel less like a lonely failure. I realized this because the more I've escaped the less motivation I have to do real life things and the more I put off important tasks.
It's gotten to the point where I seldom cook my own meals and don't exercise or go outside unless I have to.
Any robots with experience on this? What can I do to get back on track?
>>27421325
Posting Gondolas to fill the void.
maybe it will help you if you start to set smaller goals to yourself, stuff that is easy to archieve, like not aiming to get the whole assignment done but just collect some data or write one page of it and than you can do something fun like jerking off or so
damn man you're fucked now it's just a long spiral down thru lower and lower expectations for yourself
What browser do you use?
I use pale moon
Internet Explorer. I don't get why people shit on it so much, it gets the job done.
Firefox > Chrome
Chromium. Linux fag
I am a manchild, I never grew up into a responsible adult. Do women like this exist? Are there womenchildren on this board? You never hear of them. But manchilds are everywhere.
Most women are womenchilds. But, it's socially acceptable.
>>27421239
Yeah they exist but there's less scorn poured on them for it.
>>27421239
I know that I'm not going to be the first to tell you this, but it's pretty much okay if not normal for a woman to be emotionally maladjusted.
The only difference is that no one ostracized them for it. They don't have to deal with the same stigma and isolation.
What does "comfy" mean ? I just can't understand it.
comfy is a stae of mind
>>27421058
Relaxing, calming.
>>27421058
Comfortable & cosy. Safe secure warm cuddly.
Hourly reminder that it's literally impossible for women to be lonely and that literally every girl has 1-5 guys interested in her at all times.
Reminder that men slog through rejection after rejection while women monkey branch effortlessly.
>>27378051
why do you want to remind us?
is it really that much better to have desperate guys attracted to you?
exclusivity determines worth. if the same guys who are interested in me are interested in anything with legs then their attention is meaningless.
the kinds of guys who would be interested in literally any girl are the absolute bottom of the barrel. desperate and without standards. it's better to be alone than it would be to date someone like that.
so yes, on paper we have more selection, but this is misleading if you don't consider the quality of males we have to select from.
>>27378145
this is really really weak man
do better next time
>take a massive shit
>no tp for my bunghole
wat do
Use the indian method
Wet your hand and wipe
>>27421023
Do they even wet their hand? I thought they just wiped and then used the residue on their chapatis.
>>27420998
Take a shower and spread your cheeks.
JUST GET ME ANY NEW DRUG THAT CAN EASE THE PAIN
ALL THE REGULAR ONES DID NOTHING
Bleach.
>this is an original comment. This is totally an original comment. Stop muting me for unoriginal comment.
Opiates?
>>27420939
Kratom is legal and rising in popularity as of late.
H-how does a young NEET go about making friends and turning his life around?
you have to meep the down
you need to work on your updog
Get a job, a new haircut and start cardio. It slurps analgrease with a straw but it's the only way. If you fail, you'll learn and then redo it.
People will respect you(not everyone) and you'll get an excuse to get to know them.
what to vape my weed to?
>buying into the vaping jew
perhaps a movie?
>buying into the herbal jew at all
>depression
Why don't you just do acid? Dropping once a year is a surefire way to cure depression.
It doesn't get you a gf. The main cause for depression.
>>27420909
If you can't get a gf you have depper problems a trip could help address.
Don't you just get research chemicals when you try to buy it these days? Also, I don't know if acid is somehow different, but trying shrooms only made me more withdrawn and unstable if anything.
"Ay Anon my man. Me Brad, Tad, Pratt, other Chad, young Thundercock here and the rest are taking ya out for some fun for your birthday today! Where ya wanna go bud?'
>>27420885
back to my room away from you fucking chads
>>27420885
"Aw guys I was gonna spend the night with my side chick maybe we'll see what happens tonight"
>Instant chad status acquired
I wanna go to the bathroom, please excuse me.
>*leaves*
At what age did you people loose faith in humanity and how.
>age 14
>father, in a drunken state, beat my mother and slapped me in the face, whilst screaming at us
>>27420878
>Dad threw a plate at me in a fit of rage
Honestly, I was an argumentative little shit, but I never got in trouble at school, I was very polite to everyone and just stayed at home all day reading, I think that's why he became so frustrated with me, he was practically best friends with my chad brother who always got in trouble.
Honestly, my dad really fucked me up, I just wanted to be loved by him but he never showed me any affection, I could feel that he loathed me.
>age 40
>when I got drunk and my wife denied me sex so I beat her, and slapped my faggot son in the face while screaming at them
kek ur mother deserved it
>see something cringy on the internet
>spasm in seat while shouting a little bit
>whisper or sometimes speak aloud the phrase "creme dela meme, baby"
I can't be the only one who does this
You're a very pathetic and unfunny person. I'd hate to be you and my life is shit.
>>27420876
That's a fair point. My life is a big fat mess.
>>27420903
I don't give a shit. Delete this non-thread.
>tfw meet a nice qt
These new relationship feels are overwhelming
>>27420780
the bigger the fall the bigger the mess
>>27420865
Dont get your hopes too high then senpai
>>27420959
can't wait to read the greentext in a few months
