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Do you have any pirated software on your computer?
I use free software only
No..?yes, FBI pls no
>pirated windows
>pirated antivirus
>rest free (foobar2000, firefox, mpc-hc)
Probably going to switch over to Arch anyways since I already did that on my laptop.
How much do you think you life will change in the next 10 years?
>>27420742
I'll be dead so that's a big change.
Hopefully I'll be dead. If not I'll just keep waiting and won't even notice the ten years.
>>27420742
My grandparents and maybe parents will be dead. Probably a few friends too.
I just fucking hate this place. I hate it with all my god damn soul and I can't stop myself from coming back. A few monthes ago even, it was better. It was way more comfy, now it's just the same shitty threads that actually are starting to impact my mental image of the world and ego, from the dick size threads, women are whores, cuckolding etc.
I just wanna leave this place, banned or anything.
Send help anyone.
Any other robots/ cyborgs/ normies on the same page as me?
>>27420716
Yeah, this place is fucking toxic in the extreme, but I still visit it almost daily.
Send fucking help guys. ;_;
The only solution is to shack up with someone and spend time with them 24/7 or at least long enough so that time spent away from them is not efficiently spent shitposting. But if you've become so diseased you began to use your smartphone, you're fucked.
>>27420739
this is me.
what hurts the most is the fact that i only lurk.
Intelligence makes us cynical and hateful. Remember when you were a child? And the world seemed so beautiful and rich. But as we grow older we realise this beauty was taken by man and exploited. Death is given the image of a pit of sorrow but what if it is a door that leads to happiness?
What's the point of living?
I think the beauty of the world was made by man. It's an absurd world. It's not so much what you see as what you make of it. I have a pretty good idea of what I like and don't like as well as which of the things I want are reasonably attainable and which aren't. I've learned to stop fretting over it and just let good things come my way. You can't force anything, only improve the chances of any specific outcome. I put my hat in the ring but then move on with my life and try to take life for what it is. One morning I woke up and realized I was 28. All this time I'd been waiting for life to start but it had been going thin whole time. There's a big difference between planning for the future and living for the future. I was a little late in learning the distinction but what can you do?
Intelligence doesn't make us evil faggot, we're bitter because tfwnogf
>>27420772
nogf is the least of my problems, you fucking teenager normie.
Fuck this guy, how do they do it /r9k/? They look so happy, how do normies manage to live their lives so flawlessly? I want this life. How? Fuck
>>27420569
>tfw all your youtube waifus are getting married
original comment
The secret isjust lift and do cardio, a healthy body is a healthy mind, and also stay away from 4chan
>>27420569
Is that his daughter?
>They look so happy, how do normies manage to live their lives so flawlessly?
They don't, but they learn from experience and change when their ways no longer work.
If you don't get laid within 48 hours, you die. You cannot rape someone and you cannot pay for the sex. Will you survive?
Also what is your strategy?
>>27420549
I'd die, whatever. Its not as if most of us won't die virgins.
Nope.
Death is certain. I'd probably spend my time making my peace with people that I've wronged.
>2016
>not watching anime
why are you such a faggot
>>27420495
>The most moey show I can enjoy is Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica
Sorry faggot, but I'm not that kind of faggot
I got bored of anime a few months ago. I used to follow it religiously, but I feel like I've reached the end of the genre at this point.
Can't watch certain shows / genres for some reason and when I finish certain shows / mangas I get pretty depressed. Took a month off of it all and just read all of Oyasumi Punpun, now I'm really fucking depressed and don't want to do watch / read anything.
>that moment when you realized your girlfriend farted
>>27420469
Is Pepe staring at me? Is there something there that we didn't see in the photo?
Was there an unfortunate accident? Kind of chilling lmao
>>27420469
See? That's the difference my pillow never farts. Pillows > grills
>>27420469
more like :D
Friendly reminder that women have feet
Autistic reminder that 2D grills have superior feet 98.23% of the time.
friendly decoding of the watermark says slamminladies.com
what does girl feet smell like?
robotfuckoffblox
>girl rejects me on blind date
>accidentally falls off a tree
How do you fall off a tree? Was she climbing the tree?
>>27420615
I don't know, but she broke a branch
>>27420455
>"Accidentally"
right, "accidentally"
>8.4" in length, insertable to 6.4" with a diameter of 1.5" and 4.7" in girth, this is a perfect substitute for a normal sized man, or used as a perfect anal dildo
Is you dick bigger than the average dildo out there, robots?
Yes, in both dimensions.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NIGGA LMAO IT BARELY MAKES A DIFFERENCE IN SEX ROFL LOVING AND CARING IS WHAT MAKES SEX LMBBBBOOOOOOOO
fug, you're supposed to measure from the balls? time to kill myself
We get it, women are whores.
Why even live?
Give me some hope anons
>>27377709
h-homo
>>27377843
N-no homo
Its different!
I am a trap and don't have a boyfriend.
However, there is a reason for that. I have mental issuesno I'm not trans, lack a personality, have weird fetishes/desires and am annoying.
>tfw lovin' life on 30mgs of morphine
How's your weekend going, robots?
Anyone else /comfy/ here?
is that a lethal dosage?
>>27420591
Hm...
Right.
>>27420444
I've been stone cold sober for a week. I'm not comfy at all.
How ye be /ARRRRRRRR9k/?
Tendies and 2D waifus awaits me mateys!
I got myself a fine a fine wench that I'm going to maim after I leave this post. Arrrr!ent you jealous you yellow bellied cucks?
>>27420621
Who needs a wench when we got rum aharharhar
>wife got second degree tear that was stitched up during birth
>i know i dont belong here
>why did we have a child?
>now her pooter is gone kapooter
images that make you gay thread?
Jesus vaginas are so disgusting
vaginas look like the mouths of sci fi monsters
