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I have a question How come most robots/average joes have high standards, wouldn't the obvious thing to do is to stay within your league? Also Does "out of my league exist?" If not why don't we have a woman of our chose?
Leagues exist. The main issue is that girls don't pick guys based solely on their attractiveness, but a bunch of other variants such as status, personality, talent, etc. So a lot of 6/10 guys with boring personalities and no status keep getting rejected by 6/10 girls but they don't wanna date below their league, leaving them into an uncomfortable zone of depression.
>>27421907
makes perfect sense, but I mean I can see why alot of robots here and IRL are angry at chad. chad steals their women that are within their league. Not to mention most plain janes have really high standards and a inflated ego. robots are just as bad not wanting any less than a 8 or higher. What can be done to remedy this?
>>27421837
>Implying you not are here because your standards are too high, thus creating a distorted picture of people not dating in their leagues.
What's the point of getting a partner just for the sake of it. If you've got standards, live by them.
Which one of these are worse for men?
- bald
- <5'7
- small dick
- ugly
- autistic
>>27421812
you forgot nigger. Which is the most important one.
>>27421812
Either ugly or autistic. You can at least have a fairly active social life with the rest.
>Ginger
>5"8
>small dick
>pale skin + acne + hyper pigmentation
>big nigger lips
>ugly cock, pale and veiny, fordyces spots that are also hyper pigmented making it look like i have a permanent rash on my penis
>ugly
All me.
>tfw you realise women are worthless after they have passed their teen years
>>27421791
Stfu paedophile. You can't stand an experienced, mature woman who knows what she's doing because you're still a child who is attracted to children.
>tfw you realise most men are always worthless
At least women have teenagers years in which they're worthwhile then, unlike you who will never experience a single moment of worth in your entire life.
>mfw normies wake you up from your sleep with loud fucking music and a pool party
inb4 go down there and have fun
Looks like a pretty fucking stupid party desu anon.
I see beer pong. No barbecue?
>>27421788
Looks like fun!
Just call up a friend and have them come down there with you.
It's mostly a sausage party anyways.
This someone explain this comic strip to me? I don't understand how all of this makes sense in the second to last panel.
A self-aware joke about making awful pen puns.
it only makes sense to people who have not evolved beyond post-irony
>penultimate
second to last
>Penn
Penn University
>ultimate
ultimate writing utensil
>ultimate
team frisbee is aka ultimate
>Penn
sean penn
pen
Come talk to robots on http://idoco.github.io/map-chat/
>>27421714
It should be easier than ever to get a gf in syria. All the men have moved out and into europe.
>>27421749
yeah that's not me though :c
Bump come join us faggots.
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>tfw no cute wheelchairbound gf
>>27421705
not bad, would facefuck
>tfw no blind gf ;_;
katawa shoujo why did you ruin me...
>>27421705
>wheelchair bound
>crossed legs
Is there a word or sentence you utter obsessively? Or in certain situations?
>>27421694
I'm an autist who uses "Yare yare daze..." unoronically. Jotaro is my least favorite Jojo too.
>>27421969
oh god I thought I was the only one who did this
I start speaking shitty broken Japanese whenever I'm nervous.
>>27421969
>>27421991
Pure gold. You really belong here.
>tfw you have a vivid dream about being friends with your waifu IRL and then wake up and realize it was just a dream
Why the fuck does this hurt so much? What is wrong with me? I never asked for this feel.
What were you doing with your waifu anon? Picnic, swimming, vidya?
>>27422656
Nothing special, just talking. If it was something like that I would be REEEing a lot harder than I am now.
>tfw 24 year old male who doesn't masturbate
>had 2 wet dreams last night about i dont even know what
>had one at 3:15 AM, wake up, take off boxers, put new pair on
>wake up after another wet dream, its only 3:45 am
I had within half an hour what the fuck
>try to get into chicks pants for the first time
>it works
>take off her pants
>mfw shes a roastie and smells like a corpse in the sun
No matter what i do,life always finds a way to fuck me over
What is a roastie/roast?
>>27421703
Lol. Large labia which robots attribute to sluttiness but is actually just genetic.
Google 'beef flaps'
Were they skinny jeans? I like to wear girl clothes sometimes too OP
Never needed anybody, i never needed anybody, i never needed anybody, i never needed no-body
>>27421592
AND I DONT THINK ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YA NOWWWW
>>27421592
ahh chest down
I hate them all, I haaaate them all, I hate myself, for hating them
Daily Reminder, look at pic
>>27421557
i'm 5'8. 18 years old. had 4 gfs
i agree with that image though under 5'5 is insanity mode. i'm just on hardcore mode.
How it feels to be broken, minions))
>>27421578
Impossible*******Original you goddamn bot
Any GG Allin fans here?
>>27421539
Is that a grown fucking woman dropping a deuce?
>>27421539
you wanna shit on me?
>>27421561
yes why? Are you disgusted faggot
I SAW A SQUIRREL TODAY
>>27421530
I hope it was a red one, not one of these nasty black beasts.
>>27421530
What have you eaten today you fucking slut bitch?
>>27421530
Cool bunny poster
>tfw no matter how much successful you get you'll never experience teenage love
>>27421511
Shut up neither will you :(
>>27421528
I did actually, but god we were so fucking cringe
>>27421511
I regret nothing in my life.
