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>tfw cant hold a conversation
When im with "friends" i notice how they can talk for hours about absolutely nothing.
They jump from one topic to another in seconds.
I can barely talk for 1 minute without becoming silent and get absorbed into thinking about stuff.
>>27420298
damn holy shit dude
How about you talk about the things you are thinking about?
>>27420344
I just realised I used "about" 3 different ways in a sentence
It's too much stress to allow idiots to control the conversation, because they are afraid they'd be left out of a substantial one. I like to be around people that I don't need a filter for or won't get nervous when a touchy subject comes up, not chattering apes.
lol none of you losers will ever get a lap dance like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq3ZULfct-o
>>27420247
what the fuck is going on the cringe is too much
what the literal fuck
>>27420247
He looks like he's in agony.
>>27420430
looks like hes a hostage
http://strawpoll.me/7192717
How many of you are wizards?
Holy shit there are a lot of underage kids on here
>21 votes
l m a o
>>27420429
Mostly b8 dumbass.
So today I had planned to go out with a friend of mine to smoke some weed.
>Tells me it's at a friends house
>Only his friend, I don't know who they are.
>Friend tells me it's a gay couple.
>Have no problem with it get ready.
>We buy and 20-sack and go to this house to smoke it
>One of the guys in the couple is a trap.
>We are sat there smoking some weed when the trap walks out.
>Think nothing of it.
>Trap comes back in later shaking and with wide eyes.
>Friend asks if they've been sniffing gas.
>They say "no" about five times.
>Another person there says that they must be on something.
>They hold up a fucking heroin needle.
>I'm not at all into heavy drugs only smoked weed never even smoked cigs.
>This guys literally spouting giberish at this point.
>Trap then goes into their kitchen and shows people how they wrote their name in tomato sauce.
>Tells my mate that he had been taking pills with them when he went out drinking with them.
>My friend denies it.
>Is also told that he cried infront of a girl while high because he thought she wasn't real.
>Friend rings girl and asks her about it.
>She recorded it.
mfw my friend has been popping pills with a smack head.
>>27420195
That's the worst experience of your life? Seeing a buddy of your poppin pills with a heroin user?
You poor little thing.
omg poor you
grow up faggot
SWEEETHEART !!! ARE YOU OKAY!!!!!!! THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE ALRIGHT
Dubs decides what I mix my whiskey with
Mix it with yoru poop and drink it
Mix it with a mixture of cum and piss and then drink it
Mix it with bleach and then drink it Op
>open snapple bottle
>read on the inside of the top of the bottle
>"the average human being spends 2weeks of their life kissing"
Fuck you snapple.
>>27420173
>fuck you snapple
I have that one too in my desk drawer.
>>27420210
read it and post
>Just finished fapping
>After I'm done, clean up
>Just realized that I left my blinds open.
>Live on the first floor of an apartment building
>There are a lot of people outside
>No telling how many people just saw me fap.
Now my stomach hurts.
TO COMMEMORATE THE FACT THAT I'M TOO STUPID TO CHECK IF THE BLINDS ARE CLOSED:
>Have you ever been caught jerkin' it? If so, what happened? How long did you feel the shame afterwards?
>>27420126
how do chestlets (aka 'females' with boy bodies) even compete with that?
that's a real woman's body
>>27420126
my mother in law caught me jerking to pics of her niece.
She entered the room awkwardly and stood near me for a while, I managed to hide my cock behind my shirt before she sees it but there was still the picture of her niece on the pc.
I assume she noticed it tho.
>>27420126
>omg someone saw me doing something they all do as well
literally no one gives a fuck. Likely no one even bothered to look in your window anyway as they had no reason to
>>27420177
nice
How much money, including fixed assets, should a 30year old have in NA?
>>27420118
1 Million USD minimum, or so I have been told.
http://wallstreetplayboys.com/1-million-10-years-zero-excuses/
>>27420118
>Household income is measured in various ways. One key measure is the real median level, meaning half of households have income above that level and half below, adjusted for inflation. According to the Federal Reserve, this measure was $51,939 in 2013, below the 1999 peak of around $57,000.[1] The Census Bureau estimated real median household income at $53,657 for 2014 and $54,462 in 2013. Household income varies by race, with Asians the highest in 2014 at over $74,000 and African Americans the lowest around $35,000.[2]
>The distribution of U.S. household income has become more unequal since around 1980, with the income share received by the top 1% trending upward from around 10% or less over the 1953-1981 period to over 20% by 2007.[3] After falling somewhat due to the Great Recession in 2008 and 2009, inequality rose again during the economic recovery, a typical pattern historically as the wealthy tend to be affected relatively more by economic swings.[4][5]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Household_income_in_the_United_States
>>27420118
Is that Daigo?
>tfw no bf
im a guy btw xD
>tfw no bf to cuddle as we play coop games
>>27420112
>tfw no gf to fuck me in the ass with a strap on
>>27420357
>tfw no bf to suck on while playing healer
Is anyone else here on the /roadtorecovery/?
>making friends
>getting a job
>saving up to move out
I think things are looking up for me, my dad has welcomed my sudden burst of motivation.
>implying you won't relapse
There is no rocovering
>>27420227
Just because you would doesn't mean he will
>>27420071
I got a government job a year ago. Just moved up a pay grade. I guess I am making progress now that I am making over 40k a year. Still live with my parents though. Pretty sure I will always be a kissless friendless loser though.
who /twisted/ here
You mean like testicular torsion?
>>27420032
dont even joke about that, its my worst nightmare
>>27420066
https://www.google.com/search?q=testicular+torsion
![4124a9bf55724f1f02e09290e6277496[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qEQ2YQY.png "4124a9bf55724f1f02e09290e6277496[1]")
Why aren't you happy /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36m1o-tM05g
I get a smug smile everytime i see someone who is truly fucked up and tries to be happy.
I who was always healthy, who don't even get colds, complain about my life all the time, wish i was dead, and try to destroy everything i have.
I have everything this little fag could want, and don't give any value to that. I had a choice and i chose to be a fuck up.
I know it's edgy but is also a very good feeling. Fuck this little alien.
>>27420217
That's quite the amount of spite you got there.
>I have everything this little fag could want, and don't give any value to that. I had a choice and i chose to be a fuck up.
except wasn't his point about being happy with what you can do, since we're all limited in some way?
>>27420217
>I chose to be a fuck up
That's just it though anon. He specifically never mentions "accomplishing" great things with what you have, he merely states that you should enjoy life for all it is and not let the negatives hold back your happiness. It's not a philosophy about being successful, it's about being happy. IE, he says he's happy just the way he is, because of what he's saying. He's not trying to one-up you.
who /hypersomnia/ here
>went to bed early hoping to get up at a normal time for once
>don't wake until 2 pm, slept for 14 hours
>realize all my plans for the day are now ruined
>haven't bothered to even get out of bed for the past 2 hours
>have to get used to getting up at 6 am starting on monday
I have a similar problem
I sleep late, and wake up early as fuck
In the end of the day i didin't concluded shit because i was too tired
>>27419953
I feel you. This is why I never was a fan of vacations. They make you get used to them and make you hate going back to work even more than you usually do.
>>27419953
Could be depression senpai. I spend upwards of 14 hours in bed when I am depressed. Guess it just contrasts the 2-3 hours of sleep during the manic episodes.
what do you think of my crush?
and her hair was in weird "theater braids" here but i think her face looks really pretty
>>27419937
where is she from? she looks just like a girl I banged last summer in NY
i'm almost entirely sure that she's out of your league
When did you realise that anime posting is LITERALLY the best god's work?
>>27377619
I get that feel as well, feels strange because I know it is a guy but it still feels nice
>>27377619
>>27378374
How do you guys feel when a cute boy replies to you?
>>27378374
How exatly does it feel nice?
