Why do people use virus protection?
It just slows down your computer's performance. If you don't want viruses, just don't go on sketchy websites or download random things. If I want to look at porn, I just go on 4chan's nsfw boards. I gotten by just fine with just adblock . I had noscript, but I got annoyed by constantly having to allow javascript on certain websites I frequent.
My computer has never been compromised despite having no virus protection.
>>27417065
Your computer is full of keyloggers and spying software. People you don't know have access to your computer, right now. If you ever switch on a webcam, they can and will be watching you.
Just because your computer doesn't crash randomly and get destroyed, it doesn't mean you don't have a virus. The best ones are the sneaky, stealthy ones.
>>27417101
So I can get keylogger by just browsing Youtube, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, instagram, pinterest reddit, and gmail?
It's not like I click random links to websites I don't know.
>>27417065
>my computer has never been compromised
Kek, said every cuck whose pc I fixed. Reminds me of that one smug " hehe macs dont get viruses" macfag who got his bank account raped after shopping online.
Just because your computer doesn't act weird doesn't mean it isn't filled to the brim with keyloggers and shit. At minimum do a mbam scan every week and be sure to configure your firewall and that it is working properly.
>tfw this is not achievable natty
Fuck this rigged game, its all delusion, even ugglos seek for perfection.
Maybe you have shitty face, maybe you are mouthbreather, maybe you have phimosis, but you could atleast get swole.
Its all fake
I would never want a body like that, but go for it you're that insecure about your masculinity.
why does that man have hairy breasts
>>27417040
Why it is not achievable natty?
Did you even try to achieve it?
SIGN UP NOW
WE WANT YOU!!
sign up for pizza instead desu
>>27417033
Thisis a strong army.
Start a Skype group
I know some of you are suicidal so this is for you guys.
>be me
>24
>5,6 Manlet.
>shit grades in school
>shitty job at 20
>never kissed a girl
>never held a girls hand
>Virgin
>age 21 and I was sitting in my desk chair with a gun to my head
>I was ready...
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I was ready to feel better about myself reading about someone who's a bigger fuckup than me but then I read the whole thing and now I really wanna fucking kill myself.
>>27417026
What race are you, nigger? And which country do you live in?
>>27417207
White and I live in Switzerland.
Hey, /r9k/. I didn't know who else to ask.
Since last night I've gotten some sort of itch or rash on my limbs, including my arms, legs, hands and feet. pic related
There's a very slight sunburn-like sensation when my skin rubs against itself (e.g. folding my fingers, my legs rubbing against each other)
They are itchy (but not extremely itchy). Could any of you guys identify what it is? What might have caused it and how I can treat it?
I got that too but on my elbow pit, I'm just as confused about it aswell
i've had stuff like that before
might be your detergent or the soap you use in the shower, did you switch types recently?
>>27417006
>Hey, /r9k/. I didn't know who else to ask.
How about an actual medical professional?
Why are /pol/ kiddos allowed on this board?
It's painfully obvious that they're underage.
>>27416987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhwkjXXtxvs
/r9k/ is shit anyway
everyone on every imageboard is retarded
there's like ten decent people left on the entire internet and i'm not fucking one of them
>>27417034
i'm at least three of them
>made a normiebook account today
>have no friends
>mum adds me
>tfw mum is your only friend
>followed a bunch of pages
>Facebook news feed is full of memes and mums stuff.
>realise how dumb this is
>delete Facebook
>go back to shitposting on r9k
What do normies see in Facebook?...
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>>27416972
It's shit, it's basically a deviced used to show off how many friends you have and how much you go out.
who here /facebookmeltdown/
mine was three years ago, stopped really using it after that. went in half a year ago and deleted all friends except for family because i didn't wanna see those people anymore, now i just pop in once a week and leave so my mom doesn't get sad.
>>27416972
Enjoy the botnet. You "deleted" your account but it's still there. Forevermore.
>rubbing prostate
>10 minutes later I cum
This is normal right? It doesn't mean I'm gay right?
>>27416884
It's normal. Don't worry.
I think I have this issue worked out pretty well.
The key difference is that you are stimulating an organ hooked up to your pisser. Your prostate is your piss/cum valve and poking it real good is totally straight.
What's gay is needing a DICK(or dick shaped object) to specifically FUCK you.
I see getting fucked and prostate poking as separate and not easily confused.
If the devices is ergonomically designed for your prostate, you're straight.
If it looks or is shaped like a dick you are a faggot.
>>27416884
You're fucked.
You literally have an anal G-spot which can only be found on people who had too much estrogen in their bodies during gestation.
You're literally halfway to being a tranny.
Guess it's time to start on hormones and just accept you can only orgasm from your anus.
If you don't post ITT you will not die in the next beta uprising.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvaVWdJRQM
>>27416857
A little paradox is that the 'rare elliots' were so high quality that the 'common elliots' are almost never seen anymore
Post traditional commons ellioits
>>27416857
I am prepared to die for the Omega Uprising. Death to all women, Chads and betas.
>>27417045
Oh, and here's an Elliot of mine. Didn't see the preview, so hopefully it's not posted already.
let's start a petition to have gook moot disable the robot
I have all my copypastas ready for months of /b9k/ let's do this
>>27417307
This desu senpai baka the robot must be removed. I miss the old days.
Pls remove it gookt
I love the robot. Got rid of all the "got a missed call from yo bitch" spamming among others. Unfortunately wagecuck threads continue to elude the robot due to rapid mutation.
The only downside is it makes image-centric threads harder to have.
>have a good conversation with a girl
>send her a picture
>stops replying
i thought maybe this time would be different
She wouldn't have made you happy. Try again and just bee urself
>She wants a picture of me even though she has a bf
>>27416822
I actually like this pepe. Sad, but determined.
>mfw shes not texting back
unlucky dude. Just the tip: Do your fav hobby it will distract your from your pain.
>>27416805
Bro. We're here for you.
>>27416805
Send her a txt saying you will an hero if she doesnt respond
This Japanese guy was born with no arms and legs. In addition to becoming a famous author and being married with 3 children, he had affairs with at least five different women:
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/japan-s-high-profile/2637662.html
So there's always hope!
>>27416789
He's lucky, the whores could carry and hide him in their bags like a small dog
>literally 1 in a million
THERE"S HOPE GUYS HAHAHAHAHAH XD
>>27416789
Why do normies think that everyone has the same mind? He was born more motivated than me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
enjoy your holiday on monday wagecuck
>neet
>mansion
>money lying around
>expensive car
Unless you're that one neet who also has disability and work insurence (love that guy) you'll be living in mom's basement/nigger apartment, with at most a bike, and change from buying tendies.
>>27416957
poor little angry and mad wagecuck detected
>>27416728
good video OP, made me laugh
>Just go up to her and tell her you love her
>You're wierd *scoffs*
>be yourself
>that test was easy
>anything is possible
>>27416674
>just be a jock
A liberal feminist told me that.
>>27416674
>wow anon you work so fast
>weed XD#LMAO #YOLO
>I'm proud of my heritage
>I value tradition
>Life is a gift
>I plan on getting married and having children
>I enjoy my job
>I look up to people from history
>I'm not gifted. I put in EFFORT