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>tfw /lit/ makes me feel dumb
I love reading, but it'll takes ages before I feel comfortable posting on that board.
>>27415013
Someone who actually reads and browses /lit/ often here. Most people there, like with most other 'specialty' boards, are just massive sophistical pseudointellectuals who use big words and twisty sentence structures to spook you
I posted on /lit/ in high school, I think you're just getting intimidated.
>>27415013
You tell me where a /lit/er is bullying a robot and I'll come back you up
You know that kind of girl you really want?
Shy, chaste, feminine, can hold a conversation about something other than shopping and her favourite Netflix series?
She's very rare. She's a top tier girl. Every remotely traditional guy who wants marriage and a family is searching for a girl like that.
She literally has her pick of the litter which includes fit, masculine, successful (things she's hardwired to desire) men.
Why on earth do you people think she should pick someone like you?
In her position you'd pick a decent candidate too.
i thought einstein died 60 years ago
So I'm not allowed to want something that's rare?
>>27415033
Sure you are but if you actually want to acquire it you'd better be pretty rare yourself.
r9k gets buttblasted about girls choosing Chad instead of your greasy loser selves.
Why do you bottom of the barrel autists deserve a girl who could have someone she actually desires instead?
It's some serious entitlement.
>normie parents fell for the small business meme
>told them its too risky and their business plan didn't even make any sense
>lecture me with some philosophical bullshit like "no guts no glory" or "positive thinking will guarentee their success"
>didn't listen to me
>they blow their entire retirement money into their small business
>lose it all within a year
>now they're asking me to support them
What do?
"You don't need me to save you, just think positive."
>>27414971
Running anon-Internetbusiness is pretty much hell. I wouldn't wish it on anyone except paranoid Genghis Khan-types who have a hard-on for that kind of thing.
Tell them it's a loan, let them stay for a while, then expect them to pay 50% what would be a reasonable rent for a stranger and back rent from the period they got back on their feet.
It might be good for you to change up your lifestyle and live with others.
1) You have a bed
2) You have two arms and two legs
3) You're literate
4) You don't live in a sub Saharian African shithole torn by civil war and poverty
5) You have internet
6) You have access to clean water and food
Please continue.
Oh boy it's the "let people have it worse just suk it up" meme
Kill yourself
>7) k-on exists
>it's a fallacy of relative privation episode
>tfw when Saturday's already almost over
Nigga it's like 10:30am here. Can't depress me yet.
>>27414977
Same m8
Just ate my cereal and yogurt
Now I'm having my coffee
Have a good day friend
>>27414996
>>27414977
Hello time zone bros. have a nice Saturday
Friendly reminder that Bailey Jay considered himself to be male and regards men who masturbate to his pictures and videos as homosexual.
>>27414890
He doesn't even take hormones anymore.
He will probably remove his breasts in the next 10 or 15 years and go back to being a guy after he can't get more money from tranny porn.
Why is he posing like Joseph
Total bullshit. Listen to Bailey's podcast.
Sister just dropped a bombshell on me:
>"You know everyone sees you as a joke."
>>27414864
Sniff her panties in return and make her know.
know that feel, my parents sometimes say i'm "disabled from life"
>>27414864
That sucks. I know my family feels that way about me, but they don't say it outright unless I piss them off in a big way. To be honest, I've kinda numbed myself to the pain of judgment from others but it doesn't really help much because I know I'm letting myself down.
Any high school dropouts here? Why did you drop out? What are you currently doing with your life?
Bump
[ocqoyw48efue]
>What are you currently doing with your life?
Nothing
Fucking dropout NEETs
>>27414860
30 yr old barista here
being a dropout really has nothing to do with it I'm just lazy.
am girl. easymode fully engaged.
Who here /defeated/ and /justcan'tgetemployed/?
I just don't have the energy to apply for jobs anymore. I'm so sick of writing new cover letters and polishing my resume and sending out applications only to never even hear a fucking response; and when I do, I can't get through the interview because, surprise, you fucking cunts, there's a reason my experience is limited in the first place. It doesn't help that there's hardly any work in my area, and that I can't afford to move out anyway. Three years of this shit and nothing is working.
I wasted my time and money on the college meme and got a shit degree and a lot of debt. Yes, I did an internship. I can't get into the military due to SSRI usage until recently. I don't want advice. I've heard everything before. I just want to commiserate with the other losers who can't score a job above the bottom-tier worlds of retail and food service.
Have you tried a temp agency?
You are better off being a NEET than working in shit tier jobs.
At least then you have free time.
Become homeless if you have to, get yourself committed, these will prove to the government that you need NEETbux
I dont know that feel yet but I cant imagine having the willpower and vanity to write new cover letters praising myself while failing at everything.
BTW what role do internships play in this shitty free market economy if they dont count as experience and interviewers care more about your social skills and connections rather than education.
I wish I was born in the warsaw pact where education and internships actually actually mattered, not shitty fuckin letters, "team leadership", the color of your costume or any other gay requirement today's employers want. Also the socialist job market was fuckin stable and demand was constant.
Post something ITT, and I will save and remember it.
You, something you thought was worth saving, something you want to say, whatever it is, post it and I'll keep track of it
My dreams died long ago but they forgot to take me with them.
I'm about to fap
THINGS ARENT THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE
YOU WOULDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE ME ANYMORE
>Redditor comes into the surgery
>His wife recently gave birth
>The child is significantly darker than both of them
>Wants me to give him a DNA test
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27414720
Well, cuck deserved it though.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS BEST MEME HAHAHAH
topple de kek ! Hehe
>tfw 5'10" manlet
>tfw could have gotten hgh when I was 15 but pussied out
>tfw ordered hgh peptides with a giftcard when I was 15 and they just sat in my drawer and I never used them because I was too afraid
>tfw had a terrible diet
I would have definitely been human (>6') if I did the fucking hgh and ate a better diet with more calcium. Now I'm cursed to a lifetime of manletism.
Fucking height fags are the worst. You derail every discussion you get your fucking hands on.
Women don't dislike you because you're too short or too tall.
They dislike you because you're fat and fucking gay.
>5'10''
literally who gives a fuck
>>27414702
>They dislike you because you're fat
not fat
>and fucking gay.bisexualbut they don't know :^)
>Looks isn't everything anon
>Just workout and be yourself
>Girls love a great personality bro
>You're not ugly anon... you are a funny and nice guy too! I'm sure you'll find the right one
>>27414679
Yes. We are genetically inferior males, we shouldn't be fed false hope.
>>27414679
They could just say something like get rich and aim for ugoos.
If I had a Chad body and a friend in a robot situation I would be honest with him.
Any dad that smiles at Disneyland is faking it. Be pressured into spending your time and savings on a consumer trap that only appeals to women/children.
>>27414613
Or maybe he is genuinely deriving pleasure from seeing his attractive wife and children happy and enjoying life experiences so that they don't become a NEET posting on 4chan
>dads can't enjoy Disney
>dads can't take pleasure in making their children happy
>everyone is as sad, bitter, and lacking empathy as you are
>>27414663
guy is wearing autism shoes and is bald.
>girlfriend is at a party right now
>wasted/10 sending me drunk texts and snaps telling me she loves me
>gut wrenching feeling won't fade because I know she's probably surrounded by Chads
>I'm sitting at my desk trying not to throw up, regretting not going
What do I do robots? I can't sleep knowing that there's a chance she's probably fucking a Chad at this moment and she's too drunk right now to even respond to my texts.
Go to her, save her from the Chad dicks.
Maybe you can get there in time before they're done taking turns ramming her blacked out ass.
>>27414610
>>27414610
Stop being a cuck and dump her
>>27414610
Great example of b8 thread.
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