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>This is Normie Platoon 69 to Command
>We have captured a couple of beta orbitors snooping around the vicinity
>requesting orders on what to do with them
>Over
>>27413916
HAHAHAHA! One 'upvote' to you my good sir!
>this is Command
>set them free
>our females find them useful
>over
Haha this is going straight onto the front page of /r/4chan
OH MY GOOOD. OH MY GOOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!! HOLY SIHT!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST FUCKING SPILLED THE POOP SOCK! OH SHIT MOM WAKES UP IN AN HOUR, HOW DO YOU REMOVE STAIN AND SMELL ASAP??
>>27413887
Lick it off the carpet
Just lap all that shit up
That's chili bro, you can even see the cheese shreds.
0/10 try again
MUMMY! MUMMY!!!! CLEAN UP IN MY BEDROOM STAT
Which would you choose?
>your girlfriend dies
>you get 100 million dollars
>girlfriend
>/r9k/
fuck off you disgusting normie
100 mil
Then I'd use the money to purchase an apartment and make one of the rooms a sex dungeon for me and the gf. Then we would live our lives in lovely sexual bliss
>>27413860
The money.
I don't have a gf but no woman is worth that much
How do I stop becoming a NEET at 28 if no job will hire me. Doesn't matter that I have 2 college degrees, become I have hardly no prior work experience, and because I'm a white male, nobody wants to hire me. It's a joke, I don't want to be a NEET but how am I suppose to get a job.
>>27413854
How many jobs have you applied for?
You can get a job literally anywhere; it doesn't even matter if they are hiring. Just walk in and announce your arrival, radiate confidence and give a firm, manly handshake.
>>27413963
A bunch
Things that istantly depress you
>kids' shows opening themes
>happy couples
what about you fellow robots?
when i think about my life
Whenever I see a severely disabled or mentally handicapped person I get depressed
Even if they have loved ones who help them and shit I just can't help it
Waking up.
This is an original comment familia desu
how do you compete with this, fembots?
>>27413800
Compete? What would they compete with, she isn't even that pretty
They don't need to compete. Even deformed girls with downs syndrome and no legs can get normal boyfriends. Shit they could probably even convince him to have an unilateral open relationship.
>>27413808
those times are coming to an end. all but the most pretty girls will be obsolete once we can buy qt android gfs.
And robots lose once again
>>27413759
Haha, she sure showed me
>>27413759
Why would I want to stick my dick in something that probably looks like a indoor swamp?
>>27413759
> calling people sluts irl
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Why has the moderation gotten so tight assed since Asian moot took over?
idk but we need new mods I mostly browse /int/ but it's gotten so shit recently on there as well.
>>27413633
>Why has the moderation gotten so tight
It hasn't? Haven't you seen the tons of traps/fembotfeels/erica/r8mybeard threads lately?
R9k is dead for good this time
>>27413673
None of those threads are against r9k rules unfortunately
Anyone ever thought of or has seen a Therapist or Counselor. I feel like I have anxiety or something and I can't stop thinking about shit I fucked up and it keeps me up at night.
Why would you pay someone to pretend to give a shit about you and offer no advice except "bee urself :)" "juz get over it :)"
You can get that for free from any random person on the street
Waste of money.
If you are serious about sorting out your shit, it's easy enough to do yourself with all the online resources and books out there.
Head down to the library instead of paying 100 dollars for someone to listen to your ramblings, nod, and write things down for an hour
>>27413579
>>27413590
I have insurance...?
What is your ideal girlfriend like, /r9k/?
female and irremediably in love with me
She'd have a job and not be socially retarded. In terms of looks I don't care as long as she's relatively cute
>>27413519
one that doesn't expect me to take her out and do extrovert stuff
if she's fine with hanging out at home, cuddling and smoking weed and doesn't expect me to be a normalfag then shes perfect, she could be 4/10 and 200 pounds for all i care, she just has to accept my lifestyle
What is your first memory? Mine is sitting on the rug in the first house I lived in. I think it was Easter because there was a bunny in the balloon and pink and yellow baskets. When I picture it in my head it's like a dream. What about you guys?
>>27413510
I remember my conception
>>27413510
>>27413510
Bouncing on the trampoline at nursery. All the other kids would go listen to the teacher read a story. I would simply stay on the trampoline and bounce for several hours. While bouncing I would have lucid daydreams about being a hero and fighting monsters.This is a hobby I still have as an adult.
reading this thread
t. dissociative amnesia
Reddit: The Show
Discus.
>>27413407
she likes chads, realizes they are not gonna give her the stability later in life, she gets pumped and dumped a few times, at the end she settles for the smart beta provider.
KEK THE SHOW
C.__uck the show
fucking robot
More like facebook-tier tbhfam
hating on BBT is a huge circlejerk on
>muh nerd blackface
Let's get one of these going again
Last time was fun
>>27358036
this has to be the dumbest shit i have ever seen
>>27358371
It is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. It's low-tier b8 and I'm saging this shitty thread. Every one else should too.
Textless posts are not allowed.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
wureoifjpqdk
Can people post pictures of 3 or 4 inch dicks in this thread please.
Lose some weight. It helps somewhat.
I have no respect for you whatsoever because you're not even trying to better your situation, plainly.
>>27413412
it's even smaller dude I'm pushing on my pubis for one and for second I've lost 10kg in 3 months I am finally trying to better myself but it's not gonna make a difference.
>>27413395
Thats adorableawww :3,
I am iat the university. Everyone in my class has a group of friends. I am the only loner... Next semester we have these annoying courses where we need to form our own groups and visit real companies and do assignments/presentations in groups.
What should I do? I'll rather do it alone than begging them to join. What should I do?
>>27413378
You should pick up something like Memeputer Science that not requires group works.
>>27413406
That is not the sort of advice I was looking for. I do not want to run away cause of normies.
>>27413378
honestly just try to find a group imo. companies may like that you've taken the initiative and done a presentation by yourself, but seeing as how they are all normie fucks, they'll probably be creeped out by the lone autist.
