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What's up, I'm on acid, what should I do
>>27413302
What are you on exactly?
fly
this is an original comment
>>27413316
acid = lsd
>be me
>be 21yo khv
>22 in 2 months
>kissed with a chick yesterdaywith tongue
do i still have a chance to get laid before 22? is kissing supposed to be like half the road or it means completely nothing?also kissing is overrated. vidya is better
>>27413297
I had my first french kiss when I was15.
I lost my virginity when I was22.
Make of that what you will.
>>27413297
No guarantees.
I kissed my oneitis with tongue (hottest thing ever, she's fucking crazy and used more tongue than I did), but I still haven't gotten laid. That was about 9 months ago. I was 24 when I kissed her, and I'm 25 now.
>>27413297
>kiss with tongue
That's so disgusting.
What is r9k's experience with POF? I get lots of matches on tinder but will I get anything on POF?
I tried POF and OKC both. Maybe I have a bunk personality but I'm articulate and I have my life in order.
I get ignored by everybody.
I got one reply on OKC from a 96% match qt and she gave me like 3 paragraphs talking about what she was doing with herself. I responded and tried to make conversation. She just viewed my profile again and hasn't responded in about a week. Didn't block me, so I don't know if I should call it quits and delete my profile, or wait longer.
Anyway, yeah it's generally a bad experience for me. And I'm not Chad-tier handsome so I have to wonder if my looks are fucking me over. I mean, I thought I was up there. Just not top 20% up there.
>>27413258
>getting matches on Tinder
You came to the wrong board, normie
>>27413258
what is pof
sdfcdsfsdfs
What the fuck is the problem here?
Look, they don't want to hire faggots in a place where faggotry is believed to be degenerate. Why do they have to be required BY LAW to do something that they believe to be cancerous?
How obnoxious do you have to be to force a Christian to take pictures at your faggot wedding? Get a faggot photographer and he'll do a job just as good or better and there won't be any issues.
Why the fuck should a Christian church that believes faggotry is a sin be required to hire faggots? If my belief tells me that it's a sin to wear red pants every 3rd Tuesday of the month, then why the fuck do I have to be required by law to allow someone to ruin my religion?
Why should some flamboyant faggot ruin my chill little church service? A place where I can get away from all the degenerate billboards, music, movies, illuminati controlled propaganda and faggots.
You're a fag? That's fine. Be gay all you want to. Spread it around all you want to. This is not an issue for you to cry like someone stuck a dick 5 times bigger into your ass than what you expected it to be.
You not being able to get a job or be a person of authority at church, a Christian not wanting to participate in your gay wedding and general protection of someone's belief system does not affect your mentally ill self at all. You wouldn't want to get a job at a church or have a Christian photographer at your faggot ceremony anyway....that is unless you're mentally ill.
>/r9k/ user
>Calling others degenerate
>OP
>Calling others faggots
Irony thy name is...
>being this butthurt about people getting butthurt
>/r9k/ talking about anything but tfw no gf
Why dont you just visit asia ?
I tried fake gps and japan
Man what the hell i got like 30 matches in 15 hours, set age up to 23 and 15 mile away
I didnt even swipe right a lot, only hot ones
Girls messaging me etc
Maybe i put ONS in my profile and see what happens then
But i think i should save for a trip
>>27413221
I tried setting my GPS fake to Japan, but seems like it isn't work. Just keep searching for people near me, but don't find anyone. Feels like my real life.
>set GPS to japan
>still a fat ugly manlet
I don't see your point OP
>>27413532
You have to download fake gps. Then turn gps on and select "use only gps" under android setting. Enable fake gps data in android developer setting too
Then start the fake gps app and select your destination
The point is that it seems that there are really cute hot girl which in my own country would not even look at me which seem to like me there.
I guess when you sperg out they even think its a cultural thing, at least i hope so
Erica is my favorite fembot! I want to marry her!
who the fuck is this.
original comment do not steal.
>>27413180
This site is slowly becoming shit. There are actually women and pseudo-normies posting on this site right now. The good days are gone. And this is coming from a millennial.
>>27413214
The queen fembot of /r9k/! I want to be her king!
>>27413216
>WAAH I WAS BORN IN LE WRONG GENERATION UPVOTE ME PLZZZZZ
>be an introverted ugly loser most of your life
>somehow get into good uni and turn my life around
>still ugly though
>a really gorgeous introvert chick falls in love with me because I'm weird like her and can play guitar
>she's tall, gorgeous, hot, spends most of her time inside and is loyal
>we have a great time
>all of her past relationships were a failure because she is afraid of attachment and I end up being her longest relationship, while she's my first gf
>she gets scared because she doesn't want to get attached to one person and panics out of the relationship
>everyone gives her shit, her best friends attack her for ruining something good for no good reason and I end up deep in her friend circle, knowing lots of her good friends
>at first she started apologizing how she turned out to be a bitch and how she wants to have me in her life
>I'm okay with it I guess but tell her that i need time and she's good with it
>then suddenly she starts completely avoiding me and ignoring me and cant even look me in the eye when we come across each other
>no idea why, and it hurts me because I'm a beta faggot
>cant handle breakup and already tried killing myself a few times but didn't have the balls
>tfw tonight there's a "party" and she's coming and I know she'll hook up with someone and I'll probably end up just crying my heart out to her friends and hopefully killing myself
I've never felt like this, I just wanna go back to no experience phase where I'd rather work on myself than have to think about a girl that I'll never have again, every other girl just seems shitty in comparison
Never become this robots, never turn into normies, if you're emotional, real life is just a really shitty place
once you get over the hurt you'll be that much wiser
You thought there just happened to be the perfect girl with no catches. You were wrong. I've been through the same shit. Romance doesn't exist. Relationships are purely superficial, though usually only one person in the couple is aware of that.
>>27413159
>Never become this robots, never turn into normies, if you're emotional, real life is just a really shitty place
Wasn't planning on doing this. But life right now is shit too. Seems like we can never win.
>>27413159
>had a gf
fuck off normie
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK OUT NIGGER
[Reminder to ignore all attention whore tripfag threads]
You cunts come here to escape the bullshit of women. But you fail to see how women and normies arent gonna leave you alone. They enjoy manipulating you, using you and making fun of you. Youre nothing but entertainment for them.
Lets take the example of Eliza:
>comes here, posts random shit about her life and her 5/10 face.
gets praised by betas
>starts posting about how shes depressed and shit
r9gays act as a super large, collective emotional tampon and make her feel good
>is ugly as fuck and pretends to be depressed
praised all the time
>gets 100s of skype requests, but only ever associates with attractive anons or famous tripfags
"Yay eliza! Our queen!" said the robot cucks in unison
>LITERALLY asks for money and asks beta providers like the pathetic excuses of humans that visit this site for stuff. Dont believe me? Heres proof:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tubsHaHKXjs
tl;dr: robots are permavirgin cucks who are sad and lonely because of how they are. Theyre meant to be betas who will orbit and worship women no matter what. attention whores can walk right in and use each one of you and ask you for stuff. heres proof of eliza asking betas on this board for free stuff:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tubsHaHKXjs
>Anon post thread titled READ THIS FAGGOT
don't read it.
>>27413223
kill yourself cuck
original desu
>>27413257
>Anon tells me to kill myself
Don't do it
Would you date a slightly chubby and ugly Indian woman who is most likely also hairy?
She is everything a Western woman is not but she is just not as attractive as the typical Western woman.
Is she also not my aunt?
>>27413067
Nope, she is not related.
how ugly are we talking here? on a scale of 1 to 10?
>tfw your best friend almost committed suicide
Whenever I see this shit...
WHY DONT YOU SUCK HIS DICK?!
so thats what happens if you jump from a building
>>27413179
It's actually what happens when you get strep pyogenes and get it debrided quicklt
What does it mean when your parents refer to you as a "grown ass man" when you're 19, and believe you should support yourself?
The moment when you become a man for actually, really, REAL is when your sperm fertilizes the egg. You are just screwing around up until then. Your firstborn child must then become your reason to live. Nothing then must stand in your way. The child's mother included. You gotta cum you a good one, then you can properly pay forward human existence.
>>27413504
That image is horrifying
Why would anyone want that
I don't wanna be stuck in my kid's body when they're being useless sacks of shit and jacking off to hentai or sticking dildos up their assholes.
>>27412998
It means once you hit 18 you automatically become an adult and absorb the ancient wisdoms of the adults through osmosis so you can become self dependent.
How make money runescape
>>27412953
That site is so dead that they would make more money by getting rid of membership and having an ad play everytime someone logs on.
play multiple accounts at the same time and chop yews with them
>>27412953
Get off the site and use the computer to get a real job
> try to fall asleep
> another sleep paralysis episode
> lose more sleep
> more sleep paralysis episodes
>sleep paralysis
>can't get up
>fuck it I'll just go back to sleep and try some sweet lucid dreaming
>wake up way late and feel like shit
I'd post more sleep paralysis feels. I feel your feels bro. Nothing to say really. I can't fucking move no matter how hard I try and it's really scary and I want to scream but can't force out a whisper and I want to convulse an shake myself awake but I can't budge even an inch. It's like my dream self responds to all the signals I'm sending my real body.
There that's sleep paralysis. I get it at obnoxious hours when it's to late to go back to sleep and too early to get up. I only hallucinated spiders once, never got ghost people.
>>27412935
Have you tried using deep breathing?Also there is a thing called 4-7-8 method which makes you fall asleep instantly but it might take 1-2 months to master it.
What are the worst boards on this website in your opinion?
>>27412931
This one fampaioriginalcomment
/b/ /r9k/
Take your pick, It's all shit.
Anyone here ever had a friend or relative kill themselves?
Lover actually, yeah.
A great uncle of mine blew his brains out when a brain tumor fucked his shit and apparently it hurt too much to live.
My best friend. It still fucks me up, but I don't blame him for wanting to leave this shithole.
