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Stop putting women on the pedestal
>>27417589
Make me lad
>>>/w/izardchan
by the way this hasnt been posted before so its original
>>27417613
is that a mike nolan pepe
What's with the huge influx of gf problem threads lately? Am I just getting left behind while all the other robots get tfwgf? Or is it a meme? Or are we just getting invaded by normies?
>tfwnogfandnoreplies
I got a gf "accidentally". Didnt try or anything, it more or less happened on that one random night I decided to go out.
Now I dont know how to get rid of her. Sex isnt what I thought it would be, no time to do anything on my own, more things to stress and worry about. Relationships a shit. Just end me senpai.
a lot of us have been growing up, so yeah i guess. the economy is good again.
>am fully independent, have moved out of my parents house, live in awesome super nice house with my 2 roommates
>have job
>tfw no gf
>tfw girls always make fun of guys that still live with their parents after like age 21
>I know for a fact right now some burnout, fucking like 24 year old loser is living out of his parents house selling fucking pills and just banging his super hot slut 19 year old gf all day
Why do social skills have to fucking be everything? Fuck this gay earth man
>>27417419
Because chimp brain.
Have your degree, your good job, your nice place, your car, your good morals, know how to change the flat tire, whatever. She'll still fuck her outlaw biker bf because her desire for him is genuine.
All the support you could offer is nothing compared to raw chemical desire. Some of the most irresponsible washouts get more sex than dutiful Betas, because there is no obligation, just desire. She wants to fuck him, she doesn't owe it to him.
It's okay bro, just think of me being 30 and still living with my parents with no gf
Hope my pathetic existence cheers you up
>>27417419
>girls always make fun of guys that still live with their parents after like age 21
Never met a single girl who does this.
You're not fully independent if you have 2 roommates. You are depending upon each other.
>social skills have to be everything
Well, do you want someone who leeches off of you for money, which is what you're only selling point is in your OP, or because they genuinely like hanging out with you?
Anyway, the slut is with the guy because he gives her drugs. Essentially sounds like a prostitute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IZZwH4k2do
>implying you wouldnt date this girl
>implying she isnt perfect waifu
>implying age matters
Just take the Emily pill, faggots.
>>27417407
>6 eye holes
>no eyes
She's playing a character.
Emily Vasquez is an alter ego, pretend sister, of Pan Pizza. He has an animation podcast and does animation reviews. Emily is a character he plays to annoy the shit out of his friends on the podcast.
>>27417460
I know she's playing a character and its mostly satire but she's my waifu
>no secretly edgy gf who tries to use satire to hide her edginess
anyone else /losing their mind/? About to go to sleep, will probably wake up at 10 pm. I was walking around my city at 5 am this morning screaming as loud as I could till I lost my voice. Feel cold
I used to drive around and scream and cry with my windows up. I'd wait till a car passed and then scream. People would look frightened and confused
>>27417560
bro wtf are u ruining my thread for with that gif? that really pissed me off
>>27417721
Shut up, that gif is pretty hot.
Hey /r9k/, do you miss the Internet when it felt like an adventure - before it was ruined by normies and degeneracy? Older youth speak of the 90s as the time to be alive, but I say naught.
Us youth born between 1995-2000, we grew up in an era of digital pioneering, an era in which the internet, video games, the newest books, and the playground down the street all lived in complete harmony, none at the expense of the other.
Us late millenials will always remember Youtube in the days of Shoes, Charlie the Unicorn, Fred, AVGN, Nostalgia critic, Planet Unicorn Theme Song, Boxxie, and Bon qui qui, just to name a few.
We'll always remember laughing at the toddlers playing Webkinz while we thought we were so much better playing Club Penguin.
Runescape, Star Wars Battlefront, Halo - They all were pastimes.
When Green Day was cool to listen to, when the newest pop-Punk dominated our ears.
When pre-movie Spongebob and Drake and Josh were shows of choice.
A world that had yet to be explored, a world that looked so fun and optimistic.
How I wish to experience that era all over again.
>tfw I'm not a youngfag on 4chan anymore
>born in 1992 btw
I don't think a specific generation "had a better childhood" than others
pretty sure everyone has nostalgia for their youth, no matter the era, because that's when you were most easily influenced by anything, everything was new and your view of the world was optimistic and full of hope
>>27417776
This upcoming generation however, is nostalgic for their youth, while still being youths. You can see it on their social medias and in speaking to them in passing. It is for them that we should weep, for they long for the days of freedom as children.
Wagecuck loving the four day weekend edition
Saving the thread with waifus. Post them.
>>27411123
Is this the first /britfeel/ that doesn't get 500+ replies?
i don't like the word fanny
What would it take to make you happy? Not necessarily now, in the long term.
>>27417286
Why would I want to be happy senpai?
I'm happy now.
Having adequate neurotransmitters, having no kratom addiction, being swole and having a girlfriend.
I made out and cuddled with a girl for hours last night. A real girl that actually liked me, that I actually had many things in common with and enjoyed spending time with.
Goodbye /r9k/, thank you for being my friends over the many years of depression and utter loneliness, you're all in my prayers. I will leave forever now, I know you guys don't like being pestered by normies, I just wanted to say thank you.
don't come crawling back when she cheats on you
You'll be back when she breaks your heart
See you later OP
Remember buddy you're here forever
Islamic Skype Group, rules:
>no womyn
>no gays
>no eliza
https://join.skype.com/y5j6hUiGesAZ
>no chads
>no normalfags
bring them fire hot nasheeds.
join our blessed caliphate robot brothers. we are psuedo muslims. we have how to treat females manuals but no god... Alllahu Snackbar.
hope to see you soon
Salamaleikum
>haram allowed
>hallal allowed
is the mommy gf meme exclusively for low test entitled, lazy, manchild numales that can't take care of themselves?
of course it is
>>27417189
well said, fellow robot. we're all losers here.
>>27417189
You cracked the case Watson
Well done
>>27417189
>low test
>entitled
>manchild
>numale (that's a new one)
these fucking buzzwords brah
Who else here /too good at lying to ever get the much needed help/?
Explain. How are you lying?
>>27417359
Tell people I'm ok.
Tell people I've been doing stuff.
Can barely get myself to get out of bed most days unless I have a standing engagement, set up by someone else.
>>27417441
How does nobody notice? Do you live alone?
> be me last night
> 9 PM, femal friend invit me to a party in her former shared flat
> too late to buy booze n shit but whynot.jpeg
> enter the "party" with nothing like a poorfag but welcomed with beer and a joint
> dis gonna ge gud
>ohwait.jpeg
> femal friend is again drunk as shit and singing alone
> I barely know anyone else
> Full of normies music nerd speaking of local shitty band and how their amplifier is better
> Literally worst than anime fag on a waifu thread
> the other guy at my left is almost bored as me, speak with him about blegium beer for 5 mins, then we both realize wtfarewedoing.jpeg
> is it ok to leave now ?
> 2 chalenger come in
> 2 grill, one from S Africa, not rly my kind but at least she's trying to socialize, and a tumblr reject with dyed short hair.
> try to socialize with S Africa chick, asking about her country n shit
> Idontgiveafuck.jpeg
>1 hour pass
> try to get drunk so I could maybe get some fun
> doesn't work
> hear the tumblr faggot say "I don't understand why ppl love the Rolling stone, their lyrics is only about myn wanted to fuck wymin, as a girl it doesn't speak to me and I prefer the beatles, their lyrics are sooo much meaningfull"
> ayellowsubmarine.jpeg
> Enough is enough, I try to sneaky escape this shiet
> they saw me
> proceed to make an autist apologies to leave
> back home, launch dota, play with online friend
> lose every gam
> still better fun than this shit
Am I truly autistic /r9k/ or what I did was ok ?
pic rlated
which heroes do you main, op
Yes, You are autistic because LoL > DotA
I think you're fine. I feel like I would've done the same thing as you and I'm not too aberrant so you should be fine.
who /butt/ here? girl butts and buttholes are literally, factually, undeniably the best part of a girl. bonus points if its a donut hole/puffy!
>>27365922
I will never, ever forget the first time that I ate ass.
What an experience.
It's weird to think about, objectively, but I guess we can be that primal.
>>27365974
...
yeah sorry buddy you dont belong here.
>tfw you meet a girl and wonder how her asshole smells
>tfw not once have I ever farted in front of a girl and I'm still a virgin.
>tfw I do fart there's always blood
I'm a rewards member at my gastrointestinal clinic
>I'm a rewards member at my gastrointestinal clinic
they do that?
>>27417074
Her asshole looks weird :/
>>27417244
It looks like the cameraman just pulled out of it
