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I really envy unifags.
>don't have to fear losing your education if you don't get at least a B on every assignment
>relatively few hours actually in class
>when you're in class, it's practically stress free; sometimes you don't have to do anything but listen
>the assignments are clear, and if they aren't, you can ask for clarification after class
>don't have to look for assignments to do when you complete all the assignments you've been told to do
>don't have to smile once the entire day
Being a jobless unifag must be a dream come true. I wish I could still have my parents pay for food and rent while I goof off all day.
>>27419907
I wish I were a jobfag.
>Doesn't have to work when he gets home
>Doesn't need to work for 4 years MINIMUM in order to get money
>Doesn't have to work weekends
>Gets benefits
Living as a wagecuck must be a dream.
>>27419907
>>relatively few hours actually in class
>>when you're in class, it's practically stress free; sometimes you don't have to do anything but listen
No, just no.
I'd rather work under the sun like an egyptian slave for hours than trying to fry my brain by listening to two straight hours of a difficult subject.
To not talk about the constant fear of the upcoming exams that will pop out right before you'll fall asleep.
>>27420175
>nobody works on the weekend
Wow, I'd really love to be a unifag.
>live in the shitty south
>27 year old virgin, no friends, no attachments to this place
>decide to escape
>work hard and save money religiously
>now have $70k in bank
>moving to denver in 1 month
>going to be smoking obama superkush and enjoying thc gummy worms on the daily
at this point
no one can even stop me
Lucky duck
I live in Florida and i fucking hate it, no seasons and i have to deal with wigger faggots to get my tree, I wish i could just go to a store for it.
At least one of us got out.
>>27419891
>At least one of us got out.
I had to make a plan, a budget, and execute it ruthlessly
I know I will never have sex but at least now I will have a truly endless supply of frosted dank
>>27420094
Get a escort you have the money
What does sex with a fat girl feel like? I've only ever been with a tall thin girl t bh
>>27419821
shitty, they can only do a few positions and most of them get tired after just a minute or two.
>>27419929
I meant what does a body like OP's feel like having sex with
>>27419939
Like fucking a fat, sweaty neckbeard.
> Only a few lessons in with my new online French tutor and she's practically become my new life coach as well
> I tell her about how pathetic my life is and it's like, she's genuinely worried about me
> So now every lesson she asks me if I've been looking for jobs, if I've been sticking to my diet, if I've been getting out of the house and meeting people, etc.
I actually do feel more motivated, and she only charges $12 an hour. Plus the whole situation having to have a life coach is a lot less depressing because I can tell myself I'm just practicing French
>>27419767
she is paid man, she won't tell you her true opinion on you
>>27420010
12 Dollars per hour is not gonna incite someone to lie that much
>>27419767
lol fag
its easier for her to talk shit during one hour and gets her 12$ than actually teaching you
BBC ONE, BBC 2, BBC 3, BBC 4, BBC 5, BBC 6, BBC 7
u wot m8, avin a giggle?
SEVEN
BIG
BLACK
COCKS
RIP BBC 3
is this how allroastiesthink?
This is a reasonable way of thinking.
Everytime I confessed I got rejected
>>27420552
And every time you didn't confess, did you also get rejected?
Ask someone who just deleted 60 GB of porn anything
I am freeing myself from the evolutionary indoctrination, my resistance against the vaginal demons is growing
>>27419690
What did you replace the porn with? Memes? R u mgtow btw?
>>27419690
>my resistance against the vaginal demons is growing
Nah, soon you will be on a porn tube again in incognito mode, giving your ad shekels to the jew once more.
>>27419731
>What did you replace the porn with?
The empty space is to be used for a purpose.
>R u mgtow btw?
I have no life to live. Happiness is a lie. This is my final stage. Only death awaits me.
Who else here /alphaforbernie/? As an alpha male, Bernie is truly the only choice for my vote!
Great photoshop. What a 5 star peice or shop there anon.
>>27419684
*piece
*of
>tfw Drumpfags can't spell
>tfw this was not made in normieshop
>MS paint, faggot.
>>27419659
>alphas
>voting for bernie
yo fellow bots
i has a question
my sperm's always been watery, little to no whiteness to it, i ejaculate small quantities (even after weeks of not ejaculating)
is there a way to know for sure you're infertile without tests? i don't have medical insurance, nor can i afford a test. i got very small balls (i am 27), also a micropenis. could this mean i am infertile?
>>27419654
>know for sure [...] without tests
no
>>27419654
Just go for a test, if your balls are tiny and you have a literal micropenis you may indeed be sterile.
Why does it matter if a robot is medically infertile, it's not like your going to have sex anyway?
Who /morally superior/ here?
I haven't done something wrong for the last 3 years. It took a while to get to this point, but it's worth it.
>>27419599
I saw a sign knocked down today and I instinctively erected it.
>>27419617
And for that you are awarded 12 Good Boy Points.
Me. I'm literally without sin. Seriously.
Just got my tax return today. What should I go out and eat, robots? There's a Carl's Jr. next to me but I could drive out and maybe get some Mcdonalds or Church's chicken.
Preferably a place with a drive-thru because I don't want to sit alone in a restaurant due to social anxiety etc.
>>27419596
How old is the girl in your OP?
>>27419596
>not knowing the difference between a return and refund
just end it
>>27419774
I'm not very intelligent or aware, anon.
I just want to know what to eat, since I haven't eaten all day. You don't have to be so mean...
>tfw trying to become a wagecuck in my shitty little florida town full of 70 year old republicans with a fradulent resume
>finally get a fucking job as a server at this restaurant
>discuss compensation on my interview
>goldstein manager getting a little skittish
>basically tells me the jew that runs the place pays you below min wage and makes you take all the tips and give it to him and then gives you back enough in 'tip shares' to bring you back up to mininum wage
What the fuck? How the fuck is this even legal?
>>27419581
It's bullshit but some states operate like that. Figures Florida would be one of them. Do yourself a favor and move out of that shithole ASAP.
Truly, a land of freedom. Freedom of shekelsteins fuckign over employees.
some jobs i've seen where i live are 2.55 plus tips
Some fucking nigger just called me a cuck and sad little white man when I died in World of Warcraft. Wtf is this shit? Do people like this exist? Is this what the world is becoming? It's disgusting..
>>27419538
But, I mean, you are.
Nigger when it wins
>AWWWW SAD LITTLE WHYTE BOI YEE
Nigger when it loses
>DAS RACIST
Nigger when Trump wins
>RUH ROH
>>27419538
I bet it was a white manlet.
>live in quiet woods
>suddenly HOL UP vroom vroom
Wat do
1. assess the situation
2. if they seem aggressive, grab katana from bedroom
3. if attacked, use katana
pretty easy OP
>>27419529
They were acting weird.
>>27419727
Two katanas then
Fuck
How dumb are you
I just made out with my first ever highschool girl!!!
I'm 25!
She agreed to meet me for another date! I might be able to get highschool pussy on the reg! Sweet 17 year old pussy! She's Portuguese and has some big tits even though I only got to feel them through her shirt. Easy 7/10 with 8 potential if she cleans up.
Thank you tinder!
So you're one of the faggots who were stealing all the cool girls in my class when i was in high school
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27419480
It's the circle of life. You don't get laid in highschool then you try your best to get that prime teen pussy in your 20s and deprive some other beta of getting laid in highschool.
>>27419688
I WANTED HER TO BE MY WIFE FOR LIFE, IT WAS DESTINY YOU FUCKING CHAD!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
