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What's your most specific fetish?
>tfw bbw anal fetish
>>27422959
missionary sex with hand holding, light kissing, leg locking for the purpose of reproduction whereI am the girl.
>>27422959
Being that couch.
female rimming shemale
shame it's so hard to find good vids
Was signs a scary movie for you?
No, The Sixth Sense scared the shit out of me as a kid though. I just thought ghosts were everywhere and I couldn't see them and that somehow I might. I cried and lost a lot of sleep.
The house I live in was built c. 1916 by wealthy industrialists. It was a mansion, then was turned into apartments and then became a crackhouse when my town went into a deep recession. Now it's just an apartment, but it's seen a lot of shit.Not too long ago I awoke and saw a shadowy figure of a woman with dishevelled hair kneeling next to my bed. The light was on and I saw it clearly. "Sleep paralysis" you say, but I could move! I now believe in ghosts, but I'm not scared of them.
Signs really fucked me up for a couple years as a kid, to be honest, familly
>>27422910
YES and my brothers kept fucking watching it. Jesus that scene was scary
My faggot fucking family is here. They won't leave me the hell alone and avoiding them is impossible because my room is under construction so I have to live in a communal space. What should I do anons?
just be yourself, anon :P
>>27422992
What if "yourself" is a misanthropic asshole who no one wants to be around.
Go outside senpai.
Who here /can't play an instrument/? I've gone through three guitar instructors and my hand eye coordination is so out of whack I can't even play three notes in succession of each other. My first coach actually thought I had something
>>27422837
Sorry bro, I can't relate. I taught myself guitar when I was 15 because I couldn't afford lessons
Play a kazoo
Guitar sucks
I can't because I'm a lazy piece of shit that can't delay gratification.
>Go in for a handshake
>Friends has fist out for a fist
>>27422829
>not wanting to get fisted by your friends
are you fucking gay
>someone is handshaking everyone
>go in for a handshake
>he ignores you
>tfw snoop dogg
Can I sue my shitty single mother for JUST fucking up raising me, resulting in my Hellish adult existence?
I don't think she has much money for reparations but if she was to just go to prison for a while or even moderate torture that would be ok. Any punishment is better than none.
>>27422803
What about single fathers?
Honestly the government owes money to people raised by single moms
Moreso than any ethnic minority or group of disabled people, we are inclined to suffer because of circumstances outside of our control. If our own biological father is unable or unwilling to help us grow into productive members of society, why shouldn't the government step in to fulfill that role? It's certainly better for our society than letting the children of single mothers grow up to be bitter failures who do nothing but weigh the system down.
>>27422822
Sons of single fathers usually end up as cool guy Chads
>tfw want a girlfriend but all I can get is one night stands with just 6/10 or 7/10 girls only once a week
Why even keep going, lads?
This used to be me but I haven't had a one night stand in over a couple months now. None of my friends bother with me anymore, and I'm just wagecucking to pass the time at this point.
>tfw cyborg slowly turning into a robot
the change was inevitable
Wow so original desu
>>27422781
totally unoriginal/10
ITT: we pretend to be /r9k/
>wah I don't have a girlfriend ;_;
>ree all women are whores ree ree ree i'm so butthurt >:(
>that feeling when I don't have a girlfriend ;_____;
>no girlfriend
>tfw i do have a gf
>>27422795
>tfw i do have a gf
Fuck off, normalscum.
little girls are the devil!
http://youtu.be/vKWuzklXUk0
has anyone been thrown away by your parents because of your autism? Please share.
>>27422661
Damn watching videos of higher-functioning autists really shows to me why i faced a lot of the problems in life i had no understanding of so far. I never managed to understand why i never fitted in, why people won't accept me, i thought i was like them. But i wasn't. The weird monotone voice, weird looks to the side, repeating facial movement, damn.
I am an undiagnosed autistic person, probably mentally ill too now since all the shit i had to face in my life...
>>27422764
I still don't think you're autistic, you have too much self-awareness. So you are either incredibly high on the spectrum, or you're just a really shy and anxious person. Anxiety and depression can give a monotone voice, jerky movements, etc.
>>27422661
>this top tier qt ruined by autism
I really want to go buy a milkshake, but I can't justify buying one. However if someone were to tell me it's ok to buy one, I would go buy one. Throw me a bone r9k. Let me give in and justify my gluttonous cravings.
>>27422618
Just buy some ice cream and some milk and throw them in a glass with a spoon and mush it up and make your own. Ya lazy fuck.
>>27422655
I can't justify buying milk or ice cream. I have none in the fridge.
>>27422618
Cara justifies anything go for it faggot
Whats the most normalfag hobby you can think of
Watching sports
>>27422502
>>27422541
Playing sports.
Original post familia
Definitely sex
Why don't we have good threads any more? Why don't we have those threads that make an otherwise pointless life worthwhile any more? Why don't we have threads that make us stay up into the early hours, or even miss school/work anymore?
There is a gem every now and then but you have to slog through a mile of cow dung to find it m8
>>27422507
You used to only have to slog through 50 yards of cow dung to find them.
Yeah just like this thread, OP. This is just what /r9k/ needed!
>lost weight
>got a job
>girl is interested in me; potential gf material
goodbye /r9k/
I don't need you anymore
>>27422354
kek, so why are you still here then?
:^)
>potential
expect you back in like 3 days
kek
How are you senpai
Things that a man can honestly say, but a woman can't.
I'm not insecure
I caught my foreskin in my fly and cried a little.
No I don't like BBC
I was thinking about buying a new sandbag, not sure which to get though.
>>27422341
That looks like a pillow
what are your options OP?
type of sand?
>>27422454
What the frick
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