>tfw no nerdy gamergurl gf to kick my ass at CoD
>>27427143
thatgrltrish on snapchat
I bet she is trash. Gamergirls are a blight on this world.
>>27427143
>jessica rabbit figure
sluuuuuuuuuuut
How exactly can fembots compete with women like this?
I'm not even trolling. What is the POINT in even TRYING to compete?
not being a vapid stacey slut for a start
>>27427114
>le all pretty girls are boring
when will this meme stop
>>27427075
Why a I competing with her senpai? And assuming that we are indeed competing, what are we going to competing for? Pretty sure I could smash her face it tbqh, she looks weak af.
22 years old kv here.
I have a "date" with a girl who seems to be into me. She's a known slut, and has a lot of casual sex.
This could be my chance to achieve normie status before I'm beyond saving.
The girl in question is really laid back and I'm sure she suspects about me because of my aspie ways, so I guess she'll understand if I'm unexperienced, but I still want to avoid being ridiculously bad, and I need some advice.
Normies on /r9k/, please tell me some advice and tips on having sex. Anything is welcome.
>tl;dr:...
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just don't say anything and she won't ask until after it matters
>>27427035
You are looking at the worst possible source for sexual information. Good luck m8.
you kvs need to understand that penis in vagina will not make you a normie
there is more to normiehood than sex
>try to make interesting threads
>always discuss with other posters
>try to keep my content fresh
>5 replies, dead 404s
>shitpost posted every day
>ignore it so the retard stops making the thread
>hundreds of replies every time
>>27426991
Same. We should harness this power for good.
Make the exact same thread but with "I am a girl btw" as the first line and then you get 300 replies
>>27427011
Why can't people see the light?
New, interesting content should be encouraged.
Have you found that at some point your friendships and social life ceased to be enjoyable in their own right and started to function mostly as a means to distract yourself the lack of a significant other in your life?
Not having a significant other doesn't matter at all unless you're getting on a bit and want to have children.
>>27427055
Curious. How old are you?
I never enjoyed socializing
not sure why this is an obscure feel on here but I only talk to someone if I need something from them
I just don't get it. I'm a Swede on the right so that means in-between Democrats and Republicans somewhere.
And I don't see any reason why anyone would be voting for Hillary. If you're on the left but opposed civil rights (progressive stuff) sure she may sound like a valid option but likely she's turned again for real now. She has much more to gain by rejecting that money and taking all the other money she can.
Bernie or Trump are both not corruptible in many ways. Trump because he's already in it for his own gain. Bernie has a record...
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>She's a woman
>It's 2016
The average American voter is a dumb, retarded POS. They have no idea what the TPP is, and they have no idea that Hilary made boatloads from Goldman Sachs. They recognize her name, and they probably remember a few headlines from a Hilary-friendly media outlet that praised her for some stupid thing. So they have no idea who Bernie Sanders is, or what Benghazi is, or what a Super PAC is.
God Bless America.
>>27427036
This.
Most of the country doesn't even vote. The few voters generally just go "I'll vote for the mainstream candidate" so they can feel like they made a difference and are relevant, when in reality, they're just pawns in a corrupt and unfair system.
Got cucked and its the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Being cucked ever worked out for anyone else?
My one and only ex-GF sent me a photo of her and her current BF once. A year later I heard they had a really bad breakup. We still talk on occasion. 1 in 100 chance we ever get back together.
I'm extremely glad I was cucked.
>be me
>currently dating ex, (let's call her Chell)
>talk to my previous ex (Sarah, why not?) still, on decent terms, uninterested in each other, Chell is aware of this
>Chell slowly growing Jealous of Sarah despite uncommon conversations and my actively ignoring of Sarah on her advice
I realise this is shit attitude from me and an equally retarded thing to do but I truly just wanted to have...
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Post more cuck stories fagets
happy Easter everyone. it is a great time to celebrate the raising of the Lord Jesus Christ from the dead after he died for the sins of his people.
It is a time to remember that we are sinners in need of forgiveness of our evil ways (especially as shown in places like this message board where people are constantly posting pornographic material)
I would like to invite all of you now to hear the gospel of Jesus Christ; that he came into the world to die for the sins of his people; he rose from the dead on the 3rd day after his crucifixion. He then taught the apostles...
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>>27426946
>he rose from the dead
>rose
fucking finally, been waiting all week for a rose thread
>>27426946
Amen brother :)
I hope things are going well for you. I'm a little down lately, but I'm sure I'll rise again ;)
>>27426946
i should make a Jesus egg
>celebrated my 34th birthday at the Pizza Hut. Invited my uncles and aunts and we split a few Caesar salads and some bacon and onion pizzas.
>all of a sudden, after 7:00pm the place was full of niggers.
>turns out, the won their basketball league and got 50% off their order.
Nothing but wings and beers ordered
>pretty sure they ducked out on the bill
What the fuck? Why would you hurt based Pizza Hut? Nobody makes good food like them?
what do you mean "pretty sure"
>>27426908
i'm sorry that happened. I hate rude people.
>>27426908
>bacon and onion pizzas
>based Pizza Hut
No, Anon. YOU are the nigger.
Maybe the problem is you?
Did you ever think of that?
everyday, i know im broken inside
>>27426884
gee no i never thought of that thanks for this brand new perspective i never considered
I didn't ask to be born short. Other people have an issue with my height, not me.I do, but other people are the reason why I can't get laid, and I can't change the way society thinks, so fuck them.
robots my dog is fucking dying right now and I can't do anything....the little retard somehow got a huge injure and it's super bad there was blood everywhere and now he's below my house in a part where there's no way I can reach for him, as far as I can see the bleeding has stopped but he's definetely in shock and...and I probably will have to leave him to die, and I'm crying while writing this, fucking....no this is not fucking fair. What do I do? Just bury him tomorrow? The poor little bastard.....Oh my god... This is....not fair....
>>27426766
Call the paramedics you fuck
If you can't reach him how are you going to bury him? Better get him out now, nigga. Try using food.
>>27426766
yeah man you need to call animal control or a local 24 hour emergency vet
Is this trap robots
Originalny oomentttt
You guys are experts in this field
If she's trap guess im fag now
Is bam a robot?
https://youtu.be/tks_6VzRjXk
>>27426695
Things have really gone down hill for this lad
>>27426740
yeah he got meemd pretty hard
>>27426695
Jesus Christ
Poor guy. The good times don't last forever
ATTENTION ALL FEMBOTS
ATTENTION ALL FEMBOTS
That is all.
>>27426663
Top kek well done m8, now to some really interesting shit, you can change the way she rotates just by thinking about it.
so I can have a harem of boys then cool
>>27426914
you literally get applauded for it you strong womyn, you.
>that feel when no mommy girlfriend
That faggot is a horrible porn actor. I've seen a scene where he was uncomfortable when a gorgeous mature wanted to lick his ass. What a faggot.
>>27426618
>wanted to lick his ass
Fuck I want to do that. Fucking whores stealing my shit
>>27426594
>tfw no amazonian mommyfu