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can someone just pIs talk to me
hello
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>>27430460
tell me where it hurts
>>27430460
Hello friendo
Do you like movies?
My name is not pronounced horhay, it's George
>>27430413
whatevs just make with the tacos or you get the wall
>>27430413
Hola Jorge
>>27430413
How do you spell it?
>Be me 16 in highschool
>Live in a kinda small shit town
>Hang out with my friends
>We are too beta to hit on girls
>Drugs and alcohol are for niggers
>We literally just fuck with people or watch movies together
>We buy fucked up clothes from thriftstores then go to the mall and act mentally handicapped
>One day we go buy knives, a two liter and cord from the dollar store
>Cashier looks at us mildy scared
>wegongitsumraep.jpeg
>we decide to hide the knives in the bushes
>we go tie the cord around two poles outside the mall
>we didn't think anyone would actually trip on the cord
>literally 10 seconds after some landwhale who looks intoxicated comes stumbling out
>ohshitnigger.wav
>she trips on it and nearly eats shit in the pavement
>right then the mallcop pulls up
>we are dying laughing but then run
>The mallcops are autists and don't run after us
>we go to the side of the mall
>tie cord around two liter and swing it around the parking lot
>soda sprays everywhere
>mallcops surround us
>ask for names
>we all say fake names
>we get kicked out
want more delinquent stories?
Fuck it, mane.
Go on. You got one guy here who's intrigued.
>>27430324
Is that a PacMan fanart on a monitor? Who the hell takes a picture of a picture on a monitor?
>>27430324
>literally 10 seconds after some landwhale who looks intoxicated comes stumbling out
kek
Gotta make your own fun.
>>27430453
Who the hell draws pac-man fanart?
Tfw my friend has a qt shy Tumblr-esk sister and she told my friend she thinks I'm cute
>tfw you mention your legit OCD of where you wash your hands 5 hours a day around my friends mom
>tfw the mom says her daughter and I should date because she's OCD about shit like that too
Why must my friend live so far away ;--;
>>27430269
delete this photo
>>27430269
>tumblr-esk
close, its actually spelled tumblr-esque. cheers friendo.
>>27430269
>tumblr-esk
>esk
she sounds perfect for you
Post your cuck sheds.
Pic related.
Took 3 years to build and its got 6 60" TVs with a video system rigged in the main house.
Did it also take 3 years to populate google images with that pic of your shed?
>cuck shed
I just came up with this term the other week when I was thinking of a way to make fun of man caves.
>that hivemind
>>27430193
looks pretty cozy senpai.
>You have 10 seconds to treat women as human beings worth respecting or I will blow your fucking head off.
I like this I can call her a cunt and she shoots me. Nice situation op 10/10 would be in
>>27430148
Once you see it as a fat batman with a tumor-dick picking up an anorexic baby, you can't unsee it.
This applies to women as well.
You have 10 seconds to convince me that the modern ""woman"" are worthy of respect or we all go boom.
>this cuck has a gf that buys him pizza
>you don't
whats your excuse, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDyxaD0-8lw
The dude admittedly sounds like a cuck if his voice is any indicator. But hell, maybe he's handsome 'n chiseled?
>>27430203
must be if hes got a gf paying for his pizza
>>27430123
What a fucking cuck beta numale
>MFW I realized all my favorite movies pretty much have a loner main character
What are some of your favorite movies?
all movies have a loner main character
chads make bad protagonists
>>27430014
elaborate
blox
What are femanons planning to do this Easter Weekend?
Apart from fantasize about rape.
>>27397485
stay at home and play vidya and watch anime probably.
Sunday I'm supposed to have family over, but I hate all of them with a strong passion. wish me luck, anons!
>>27397515
>but I hate all of them with a strong passion
Edgy.
>>27397515
>wish me luck, anons!
Only if you be my gf
Peak sydney posters hour:
Submitting application request for a robot who would like to form a self-improvement alliance.
I would like a robot with a strong desire and desperation to change/improve oneself, so we can work together on achieving that goal.
We will not be friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom snd ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team
MEETING IN PERSON WILL EVENTUALLY BE REQUIRED.
Firstly, i want to stress the relationship will be mutualistic, which means if i feel that you're not useful to me, well have to break things off, vice versa.
We are not friends. Think of it as a help me help you relationship. Again im not your friend, im not there to discuss your favourite chinese cartoons. We will more something akin to a team & partnership.
Everything we do must have a greater purpose e.g. I will not play video games with you if heres no greater purpose behind it. E.g.2. If you need get your eating habits right, i can help you with that.
We don't need a o be emotionally distant from each other, we can express our personality if we want, but always remember in the end were not friends. This thread isn't about looking for a friend.
Bhgg
Jook
Frhjj
> you will never be this comfy
Why live?
And general cat thread
And I'm trying a new compress app because 4chan doesn't accept modern photos because lol2big so forgive me if rotation wrong.
Holy shit that picture looks like shit I gotta post that better
Try again
Holy hell original
Bump for qt cats
>>27429847
Looks fine. I can't even tell the difference.
This man grabs your girl's ass what do you do
>>27429809
>your girl
wake up
>man
Hang on anon, something doesn't look right here...
...
THAT'S NOT NO MAN LIKE I EVER SAW
OH SHIT ALIENS OH SHIT TURN ON CNN
GET WOLF BLITZER ON THE PHONE
I'd honestly go "ayy lmao" and probably kill myself afterwards because nothing better will ever happen to me
What do you do after you wake up from those incredibly vivid dreams where you're living the life you wish you had?
>>27429773
Feel like garbage, tell my friend and continue wishing for it to happen
I don't dream anymore
Except for night terrors
>>27429773
I save different fantasy worlds every night senpai, get on my level. I wake up tired as fuck and meme about being tired of being a hero. They're super vivid and lucid as far as being conscious about what I have to do to save the world goes. Not always so lucid that I am aware that I am dreaming.
I am always so very tired anon, I get feel good pills so that I can actually sleep and wake up rested.
As far as what I do goes... I guess I kinda just get up really dizzy and wondering what is real life and go smoke a cigarette out in the balcony to remind myself that I am indeed in planet Earth.
Parents are getting divorced lads
I don't know what to fucking do and my mum is drunk off her ass and crying
Dad is screaming and moving out
Can someone help me?
>>27429667
It never gets better
super originalityyy
How old are you, faggot? Kill yourself.
>>27429690
Old enough to live with my parents.
>you will never be a usc football player
>>27429660
Good, football is literally the shittiest sport
>>27429660
> you will never have mental deterioration and arthritis by 35.
Oh wait, that may come from intermet shitposting anyway.
>>27429660
it should be illegal to be THAT chad
