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How and where do I find a slightly autistic weeb gf that looks like pic related? Do they exist?
>>27424536
In turkey
Move fast before she gets blown up!
>>27424536
no they don't exist and if they do they have major issues
>>27424536
Just head on down to the slightly autistic weeb gf emporium on 51st street
Sorry OP, I don't know
What does r9k think of this guy?
He was a whiny, entitled faggot who felt the world owed him something just for existing.
>>27424491
A real human being... and a real hero...
He knew too much.
>>27424491
This is why we don't race mix, even if it's a hapa.
Would you robots be opposed to pitching in money to buy a decent chunk of land and starting a small commune?
Everyone would get a small chunk of the land to farm and build a house on. The rest of the land would serve as a market place and commons area.
Benefits
>No normies
>A sense of community and identity
>Actually owning what you produce (unlike being a wagie)
>Cooperative economic structure
>More free time
>Getting fit from farming and building
Downsides
>Police raids (normies hate autonomy)
>Normie scum trying to move in and take over
>Telecom could be cost prohibitive unless everyone pitches in
>Some trade with normies may be necessary to raise the funds for telecom installation
Let's discuss
>>27424454
ye
lurking
>>27424454
welp glad we got so much progress done today. good work lads
>>27424454
The only people I hate more than normies are robots
Could you love a girl that dyes her hair outlandish colors?
I'd lovel i t e r a l l yanyone who loved me back
I want my gf to have Chaika hair.
Too bad it's way too high maintenance and probably wouldn't come out looking milky white and perfect.
>>27424362
Usually a sing of a feminist or someone with no personality who has to substitute it with stuff like that, I mean if she wasn't a feminist/shallow and had a soul I could but lets be real what are the chances of that.
Hey uncle anon, what are you doing Easter weekend? Hope you're not alone, you should go to church & meet a nice girl
I know you didn't just forget to hide that dildo
i am jewish, we are a jewish family remember.
Now let me cut off your penis and sell it to skincare companies.
>>27424385
Not this again, anon
>given one life
>it's absolute beyond shit all the way through
You can't make this shit up.
you made it that way
let me redpill robots, you all have free will and exercise it poorly
>>27424370
Go Fucking kill yourself.
You posters are worse than fembots
>>27424439
u mad cause you feel guilty for fucking your life up
you were always in control, you made BAD decisions
>went to bed early last night, had a good long sleep
>don't feel sleep deprived the next day for once (have had a fucked up sleeping pattern on and off for the past like 5 years)
>feel good that I won't be exhausted at work
>work starts okay
>still too socially anxious to try and chat with my coworkers, just feel like they all hate me although I have no proof
>as the day goes on I just start feeling tired and run down out of fucking nowhere, can barely bring myself to say anything to customers when I bring them their food
>so worn down that I stop caring about the fact my co workers ignore me and I have nothing in common with them and I just look right past them
>my feet start seriously fucking hurting which doesn't help
>finally fucking finish and go home, not even relieved when I get back, just feel numb
>do nothing for the rest of the day/night but browse 4chan/youtube and periodically strum the guitar
I know it's one day but I've recently started losing hope more and more. I'm losing hope that I'll ever get a gf, or that my family will go back to normal or that I'll ever make a new friend or ever fit in in any new social environment ever again
>>27424276
Welcome to depression.
>>27424276
This might be depression, although from what you wrote it could fall under various other mental illnesses. If it continues maybe see a therapist.
No that just being a shitty boring person with a shitty boring life. You're not a special snowflake.
How do I respond to this
>>27424244
so whats for dinner
Tell her to fuck off. She's just sad that Chad no longer plunges his giant dick into her gaping cunt while choking her from behind, leaving her passed out and continuously convulsing as multiple orgasms ripple through her body and Chad's cum spreads throughout the insides of her ass, pussy and mouth, while he buckles his belt with one hand and talks on the phone with the next slut he's going to plow with the other, and leaves after raiding her fridge. The memories of his scent alone propel her to clean up the mess he made and compose herself for the next session, which is the highlight of her vapid life, and any semblance of career, family, or societal duty is yet another distraction from being blindfolded, spat on, and willingly eating out Chad's asshole while being photographed.
She's a worthless individual, barely even human, and she pines for the old times. Tell her all this, and tell her that all she's good for is dying in a manner that makes it easy for non-Chads to clean up her body.
>>27424244
She's your mother.
Tell her you'll always be there for her.
She raised you man, she loves you. she made you.
There is nothing more crippling than depression. The urge to kill yourself, irritable bowels and nighttime incontenence can make a normal life seem miserable.
The good news is, a proven cure for depression is spicy foods. The natural heat from the chilis and sauces helps to sweat out the bad toxins. The good people at KFC have helped to develop a cure.
If you are feeling down on your luck, head on down to KFC and for $5.99 get a three piece combo meal and turn your depression into opportunity!
Let's make today a great day and get a gf. All of this can be achieved after enjoying some KFC Nashville Hot Chicken.
>>27424192
>spicy tendies
oh lawdy anon
Just had these today with wedges
Thanks Jim Gaffigan for Nashville Hotpockets
>it's an "anon shills for kfc" episode
Inb4 normie
Be me
>Bullied in school, didnt play football or any other type of alpha male pursuit
>Extremley fit however
>lift everyday
>Train alone but do it right next to the chads to intimidate them
>Joined the Army, most chad tier job in the world. Full of egotistical cunts
>Same again, dont play sport therefore they all think Im weird and dont know how to approach me
>Despite that Im super fit, get good scores in PT, can do my job well
>Frustrates the alphas because they cant understand why a 'nerd' is able to keep up with them
>Enjoy the fact I'm fucking with their delicate social hierarchy. Purposely encroach on their groups and fuck with them
>Go to the boozer when they do and drink wherever I want.
>Often create work place tension just from my presence
>CO is some rugby hero from uni, doesn't know what to do with me because he has no excuse to post me somewhere else.
Anyone else here have the mental capacity of a robot but the body and heart of a chad?
Just play sports with them bro, you'll make friends and it's a lot more fun. Just say you're interested and if you really are in great shape they'll probably accept you
>>27424191
>will die in afghanistan or iraq so chad can keep
affording to drive his car to his gf's place in order to fuck her
>anti-chad
Yes you sure showed him!
>>27425140
>this old ass meme
Stay mad famalam
How do you turn your life around?
that deserves a cheq^^^
>>27424099
Don't lift. Learn to play on an instrument.
>>27424300
Not OP.
I tried that, and i was really hyped about it. But as everything else i lost interest way too quickly.
That cute girl you see on the street probably has an ugly vagina.
So what reason do you have to be scared of her?
That's a cute pussy though.
That girl isn't cute and her vagina is kinda weird looking but not really ugly.
but but i dont find that ugly anon :(
looks like pacman.
Reminder that Bailey Jay considered himself to be male and regards men who masturbate to his pictures and videos as homosexual.
okayDon't care
>>27424089
I was never able to masturbate to him.
I can only masturbate to women being hate fucked and chocked by alpha Chads while I imagine myself as them.
Guess I'm straight.
how do like this ugly hook nose degenerate
Chart thread?
Template coming next post.
Heres the template,
original post
>>27387657
Randlet? Really?
narcissistic special snowflake: the thread
no one reads your charts, no one cares about you
unless you're a girl, then everyone clambers onto you because everyone here is a thirsty beta
kill yourselves and go back to /soc/
saged and thread hidden
So tell me, /r9k/, has there ever been a time where you could have gotten laid, but you fucked up in such a huge way that you were denied?
Last thursday I turned down an opportunity to fuck some cheating ho that I was feeling up at a bar because I wanted to get high instead. I don't really consider this a loss.
>>27424004
the guy in your pic has nothing to do with anything anal
>>27424065
He might have fucked a goat or two in the ass.
