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>Go clubbing almost every weekend with classmates
>They always get at least one girl and even fuck her on that night
>Meanwhile I merely managed to kiss with one girl.
I have been clubbing 7 times already and Im already labeled as maximum weirdo because Im not able to pick up the biggest whores that go to clubs. Im not overweight... Is there any hope for me
>>27422296
drink more alcohol and just be urself
No. Clubs are the easiest and most forgiving social situations. Prepare to be alone for ever.
Go with girls. I only ever get attention when I'm with a group of hot girls. Fuck knows why
Shitty education thread
Useless piece of paper edition.
I'll start
>msci neuroscience
>spent 22k pound a year on this piece of toilet paper
>>27422271
>biology
>no job opportunities
>years of neet has made me forget everything
>>27422271
>art major bc i cant motivate myself to do anything else
who /killing themselves/ after undergrad here??
>kcl
>shit
Ok bro
>this guy can speak to more girls in a day than i have in a week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mixp2UFloFM
wtf america
>>27422511
i hate democracy now
REPTAUR XD
HOLDS UP SPORK
Saw a weebly commercial that reminded me of something that happened to me in 7th grade.
>in web design thing that we did for a week
>just some really dumb class where we had to design a small little website for the school with that year's highlights
>we're trying to decide what to use to make a website
>have bright idea to use weebly
>I made a small little porn-dump website on weebly before, so I knew how to operate the site a little
>hook my laptop up to the projector so I can show everybody how to work the website
>have to create an account first
>click on name box
>type out some generic name for the class
>click on password box
>dropdown menu appears
>"titties1234"
>mfw
>hoping nobody was actually paying attention
>face turns red from embarrassment
>nobody brings it up and I didn't hear any laughing
>just sorta brush it off and go by the rest of the year
Anybody else have related stories?
>>27422261
Funny kind of similar thing happened.
>7th grade last week end of school year anything goes week
>bro teacher lets me bring vidya
>have ps2 hooked up to front of class screen
>profile selection
>have profiles named "ballsack" and "dildozer" because lol I dunno whatever
>teacher despite bein cool about vidya is incensed when he sees the profanity
>"THATS INNAPPROPRIATE TURN THAT OFF"
>nobody even saw it yet.
>"ballsack"
>A few dudes giggle
>select another profile
>it's gone, nobody cares anymore
>play vidya
It was just titties. Worst case they think you have unprofessional naming conventions. Big deal.
>>27423289
>dildozer
lol
>>27422261
>be in college
>have class weebly
>password is totally public
>everynight go home and paste skeleton gifs, anime girls, and shitty autoplay all over the site so its practically unusable
>teacher constantly projects site and gets pissed that someone did this again
>no one found out it was me :^)
>tfw you'll never be a cute little girl
>tfw hairy disgusting man
I'm not a trap and don't intend to be, but, man, I wish so much I was born a girl.
>>27422224
I wish was a girl. Being a trap would ease the pain, but I can never do that either because I'm an ugly guy.
>>27423130
You aren't alone anon. There is much misery in the world.
>>27422224
Me too.
I'm too ugly to be a trap, even if I dropped to a normal weight it wouldn't help, I'd need major plastic surgery.
My only hope is technology that doesn't yet exist, either transferring my mind into another body or genetic transformation and regression of my existing body.
Femanons, how do I do it properly?
>>27422214
Start by sucking the tip of it then DT that cock
Fuck femanons, they'll just confuse you.
Look man, it is as simple as pretending that the clit is a mini penis, what feels good for you will feel good for her, combine that later on with some finger action at the same time and she will cum buckets within 5 minutes.
>>27422214
with a fork and a spoon
Pain in my chest. Can't get up. Is this the end?
>>27422107
Does it hurt more to touch your chest or does it hurt more when you breathe?
Or is it just a constant pain? Where in your chest? Can you describe it?
>>27422107
If you go to r9k to post a feel face it can't bet hat bad.
>>27422107
let's hope so!!man, I wish I were you
anyone else get really depressed around their birthday?
having people go out of their way to give me shit I don't need or deserve really pushes me over the edge
>>27422098
Yeah, it's terrible.
I hate myself so having a day focused completely around a piece of thrash like me is bizarre, it doesn't feel natural and it's repulsive
>>27422098
that's a cool pic. whe
>>27422098
no because the only presents i get are money and how could i ever get upset about free money
>Meet a really interesting femanon on /v/
>Talk for a long time on Skype
>She lives near me
>Turns out she has tattoos
Fuck sake.
Why?! Why must fate always conspire against me?
>>27379918
>femanon on /v/
That's where you fucked up you dumb faggot
>>27379918
Isnt that the nintendo chick?
>>27379918
Stop being a little bitch OP
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>>27421952
where the dog whistle at
>>27421952
Last I heard y'all niggaz was having sex....with the same sex
>the 23
>never had kiss
>never sexted
>never could land a date
Girls, do any of you find me attractive, and would you date me? I'm worried I'm ugly
im sorry to say you are quite ugly my friend.
Brandon will forever ask "Am I attractive?" on his computer 24/7, never leaving his house and talking to women in real life.
Imo you're not ugly. That website isn't accurate, either.
>it's that thread where a normal 6/10+ guy tries to give relationship advice
>its that thread where anon says he's gonna kill himself for attention
>It's that thread with gay anons posting smug anime faces
>hold up
>its that thread
Why do girls suck so much at videogames? I've tried watching three different chicks on YouTube play fallout and they suck so much it makes me cringe.
Because they are playing for social reasons not because they have any desire to get good at the hobby. This goes for most hobbies with women.
>>27422002
>hobby
>>27421892
My ex was better than me at Dota. I guess I sucked though
![[polished]_Kenkoo_Zenrakei_Suieibu_Umishou_-_06[DVD][3C6C035A].mkv_snapshot_09.27_[2016.03.26_01.19.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/98KBfg9.jpg "[polished] Kenkoo Zenrakei Suieibu Umishou - 06[DVD][3C6C035A].mkv snapshot 09.27 [2016.03.26 01.19.00]")
Do real girls grope each others breasts in the changing rooms like they do in anime?
Absolutely not. Theyre all uncomfortable and try not to look at each other
Judging from what I can extrapolate from my talks with girls:
>no
Surely they'd consider that unwarranted sexual harassment, and the girl in question would be put on the registry.
Why aren't you visiting a foreign city filming the love of your life with a Super 8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhYv1KCk4vk
>>27421848
I hate being in a place where I can't talk to people.
>language
>>27421848
>tfw no Savanna Brown gf
I love her eyes so muchnot from /tv/
