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Is their any point in continuing this existence? Does this pain ever stop? Can it get better? I know I'm still young but I already feel ancient. Every birthday is just a reminder that I'm another year closer to rotting, and I've never really had a had a life. If any of you have escaped this hell please tell me how. I beg of you please fucking help me, their has to be a way.
I'm almost 22. I feel old too.
There's worse things than being friendless and khv.
Trust me
>>27446385
I'm 20 but feel younger since I've never experienced anything compared to the average 20 year old.
>>27446233
Given the fact that you're already on this website means you're already fucked. Your first goal should be giving this place up, which should be easy for you, seeing as how giving up is something you're so good at. Secondly, quit being a pussy, or see a professional I don't know man.
oh. hello wagey. i did not see you there. i was busy reading about the animal kingdom. recently, i learned that owls eat mice. huh. did not know that. it reminds me of mr.longnose getting onto you if you do not show up tomorrow. as always, anther day. another dollar.
Shit post is Nux post
>>27446125
>he didn't know owls eat mice
i'm not sure you're intelligent to get employed even if you wanted to be
>I recently learned owls eat nice
I teach that shit to my students. They are in pre-k
It's no wonder you can't find a job.
Why don't you run, robots?
It will make you feel better
>>27446059
I'm more of a biking man.
>>27446059
That sounds like it would be hard to get into. And awkward. Pretty much nobody runs in my city.
>>27446075
For leisure or sport?
I ask because this board is so fixated on women and relationships. Are there anygayrobots or perhaps robots who really can't be bothered stressing over girls? Just wondering because maybe I don't belong here.pic used just to grab your attention
>>27446056
i was wondering the same thing for ages, but never wanted to get it out there
Its confusing to me how this board is all about relationships, its like a teenager board
That's the ONLY kind of genuine robot. The old-type robots who left to wizchan.
Newfag failed normies still want human contact and all of that, but they're huge faggots. The gayfags are also cancer. Basically anyone who hasn't evolved past any hope of success with women is fucking cancer and should go back to r-ddit or /soc/
>>27446118
Exactly, It's literally high school. Then again, the vast majority of individuals here could in fact still be in high school.
Hi brobots I can`t remember the last time we had a steam friend thread so I decided to do one
feel free to add me
we can play games or just chat
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198076672398/
Pic unrelated just found a cool penguin
The penguin is Shoma's penguin from Mawaru Penguindrum.
>>27445999
Nice trips. Came here to say that, stupid OP. How can you not know about this anime, it was fucking awesome
OP here sorry I didn`t know about the anime anyways in 4chan language I am a newfag so this post is genuine what is a trip thou
If your girlfriend said she is bisexual and would like a female friends-with-benefits while in a relationship with you would you be ok with that?
When did r9k become the normie advice board?
Why would you come to this specific board and assume any of us had girlfriends or just regular friends for that matter?
yeah ive talked this with my gf whos bi before and shes allowed to fuck girls, i think its cute
>>27445669
>If your girlfriend said she is bisexual and would like a female friends-with-benefits while in a relationship with you would you be ok with that?
No, it would not. But there wouldn't be a problem, because once she's asking for such a favor, I'd end the relationship. No need to get cheated on by another woman because mine is a degenerated slut.
I don't know if you robots go on PUA sites but all the self made Chads are saying that it's becoming harder every year to score, even in what were considered pussy paradises (Like Poland).
Is it smartphones that have made things so much harder in just a mere 5 years?
>>27445538
No it's just that more men are turning into pussy betas.
I want to cum inside Lia.
>PUA
>Chads
HAHAHAHAHHAHHIAHHAHA
maybe women are getting wise to your sociopathic ways
post the best YLYL pics you got and keep it going
>>27445458
I don't understand how this meme is the least bit funny. What's the joke?
>>27445458
I dont even want to see what's your average ylyl pic is if this is the best you have
>>27445551
the first one was funny, this one isnt, im really starting to dislike memes, its just like someone telling a joke over and over that gets gradually shitter until it ends up on facebook
>"Oh wow, Anon look! It must have been snowing like this for an hour at least. It's lucky we didn't go out after all. Hey. I have an idea. I mean, if you want to. How about we dress up as warm as we can and go for a nice walk, and then we get back we can take a hot bath and I'll cook us something warm? How does that sound? Ok, come on! Ah I get so excited when it snows. It always reminds makes me feel like a little girl again!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDH6W-bU8wo ]
>>27445413
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
WHO ARE YOU
I DON'T TALK TO GIRLS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"Hey, I had a great time today Anon. It was nice to finally get to know you, I still can't believe how long we've been talking. It feels like we haven't stopped all day! Oh. Why are you waiting at the gate? I thought you were going to walk me to my door? I mean I'd like to say goodbye properly if you wouldn't mind."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35sUWUs1e7w ]
Sounds boring
Let's just do drugs and shitpost
How are you doing tonight robots? Share some of the things you have done to improve yourself in the past 7 days
Also get it off your chest, tell me your feels I will try to help you with it even if I don't have any experience with your problem I will do my best to help you with it
I bought spinach and yogurt to start putting in my smoothies, got ungrounded sea-salt to make veggies taste better, bought some vitamin D and multivitamins, and pinned up a calendar to keep up with my goal of drinking more water and masturbating less.
i'm going to start studying for my calculus exam right now. this will be the first time i study for an exam more than 2 days ahead of time
>>27445316
Well done anon, a good diet is most of the % to a healthy body, are you doing some sort of exercise as well such as running or lifting?
Also when you think about masturbating, instead give a call to your parents or text them, or watch a good movie, yesterday I saw Collateral, I recommend it.
Also with the water might as well get a 2L bottle next to you
Last night I had a girl over and I stupidly drank a few before she came. I wasn't able to get it up and she thought it was because I didn't think she was sexy, but I told her it was because I drank. This never used to happen to me and now it happens almost every time I drink. I've been looking into supplements because there's no way I can get a script for viagra. Any advice? I'm 22
Just stick to beer.
>>27445213
You could stop drinking before having sex, dude.
>>27445213
Stop drinking if you know there's a gal coming over.
IF YOU ARE A BOY, DON'T PLAY GIRLS IN MMOS AND DON'T USE ANIME GIRLS AS YOUR AVATAR
>>27445171
if u r human
don't use frog as avatar
you're not the boss of me. oh fuck dis.
but roleplaying a cute girl in idyllic fantasy world is the only escape from my life as an ugly man in terrible nightmare world
I seriously can't remember the last time I talked to a girl who wasn't a cashier or waitress desu. The weird part is I have male friends so I can't even blame it on being completely autistic, I just never seem to get any opportunities to meet any girls
I don't get along with women because I'm too judgemental I guess.
>>27445149
Same ship. I've shared spaces and small conversations with girls, but I can't say I have any friends that are girls. Whenever I do end up being friends with them, we always end up fucking for a few months, and whatever friendship I had with them gets severed.
I have none. Closest I have is female coworkers that chat with me a lot at work (but never outside of it)
REAL NIKKA HOURS
SMASH THAT MF LIKE
>ironic humor that i use to forget my eternal depression
>BLOW THAT MF DOG WHISTLE
>>27445144
Ok memefarmer
I found a good pizza place today, it's like the chipotle of pizza. &pizza
Their crust is delicious too.
Run, wagie, run
Dig that hole, forget the sun
And when at last the work is done
Don't sit down it's time to dig another one
For long you live, and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest grave
You race towards the early grave
>>27445127
Thisis a poem.
>>27445127
That's a nice poem NEET, did it take you all day to write it?
