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>Anon, why do you never talk?
>>27440152
>"When I have something to say, I do. Now shut the fuck up, you made me lose my place."
>go back to reading
>>27440222
O... K...? Weird.
It's to dangerous, better not to take the risk.
Your sensory organs only transmit "input." It's your brain that interprets those signals. That being said, your brain interprets what it sees based on what it expects to see.
So if you were to ever come face to face with something truly alien, would your brain even show it to you?
>>27439977
What about when you are born and everything was alien to you, we still saw it
>tfw I study this (meta-epistemology + alternative [e.g. process] models of consciousness) for a living
>tfw OP's awesome question just inspired me with something I've never even thought of before
DUNNO BUT IT'S SUPER INTERESTING
THANKS OP
>>27439977
Depends
Humans are toddlers in comparison to what exists.
We can only perceive a few colours
We only have 5 senses
It would depend on if it met our criteria.
How do we solve the chesltet problem?
We don't, men can enjoy a wide spectrum of chest sizes. Women just always want super tall. Typical bitch behavior.
>>27439748
>Typical bitch behavior.
Nah, some of the hottest girls I know date manlets.
Asses are superior tho.
>you were born ugly
>no one will ever truly love you because of it
>and there's nothing you can do about it
That's not true. Eventually you'll settle down with someone who's equally as ugly as you and expand the ugly branch of the tree of life.
Life is full of dissapointment....
For some people.
You can post cute anime girls to dull the pain so there's something you can do about it.
Can't stop feeling like everything that happens to me is a sign from a higher power trying to send me a message.
How do i stop believing this shit?
You don't.
You realize the universe its trying to talk to you, so carefully listen to it.
>>27439607
paranoid schizophrenic detected
>>27439789
Schizophrenia is just what the modern worlds calls shamans.
What's the cheapest way to end your suffering?
being on r9k and not stopping for days to come
There is no end to the suffering. Ever.
Starve to death, probably. I hear the hunger mostly goes away after a while.
>wake up
>sun's already down and it's 7:00pm
>lie in bed for 2 hours
>9:00pm
>get in the shower and sit down
>4 hours pass
>1:00am
>get out of shower
>lie back down in bed for 2 hours
>3:00am
>ok, what should I do today
>get on computer
>start fapping to all kinds of porn until until it's almost like I'm having a heart attack and drenched in sweat
>enough for today
>see that it's 6:00am
>back to sleep
>>27439430
Thisis an amazing routine
do you eat at all? all I read was sleep shower fap
>>27439430
Similar to me. It feels like I'm have been trapped in a nightmare for the past 6 months. I haven't accomplished anything. I stay inside browsing the internet all night then sleep all day. The days blend into eachother because of this weird schedule so it feels continuous.
/r9k/
I was walking home from a drunken night out and I was that drunk I went past this girls house I used to know and I masturbated in front of her house this was at like 4am so it was dark and no one could really see
how weird is this? because I'm not really sure if I'm becoming unstable or not
>general weird shit you do when drunk thread
pls respond famalia
Studies have shown that over 80% of all men masturbate in front of a girl's house at least once. Half of those occurring during the day.
>>27439770
This is comforting mate
What is some over-the-counter stuff I can get high with? Already tried nutmeg and it did nothing for me.
>>27439270
You can chug a bottle of cough syrup if it has dextromethorphan as a primary active ingredient. Check out erowid for more details on it.
Definitely not the best high you'll have.
>>27439270
You can buy pure dxm for a fraction of the price off of research chemical sites
>>27439270
Alcohol
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Hi robots.
I'm leaving for Japan tomorrow. Should I check in and share photos of my new anime life?
Nah, some dickhead weeb is already doing this after his Japanese sugoi fantasy didn't exactly live up to expectations.
Now, he has to literally force himself out of his broom closet at night and take crappy photos in order to cope with his huge fuck up.
>>27438831
Atari maida, anon-kun. Go to kakkoii places and take subarashi photos for us.
>>27438831
As long as they aren't thumbnails like what you just posted, sure.
My cat never got to have children
>>27437746
Fuck, anyone else know this feel? I feel guilty af
>>27437746
Your cat would have been a worse parent than you
>>27439320
>Your cat would have been a worse parent than you
sauce?
>tfw I dreamed about her AGAIN
>always thinking about her
>never dreaming about her
>she's probably with someone by now
The worst of feels.
>>27437351
>always thinking about her
>she looks always happpy, always smiling
If one day I see her smiling to another guy, I swear I abandon life
It has been so many years and she is still haunting me...
>tfw be a poo in loo
>why even live
does anyone you know actually shit in the street and if so why
don't be a self - hating person, OP. The Indians I know are very popular. Try to be a normalfag and everything will be fine.
tfw no poo in the loo girlfriend
Is anybody follow The World Chess Championship?
Right now Fabaino Caruana of The U. S. is tied for the lead of the candidates tournament. He's tied with Karjakin who he's playing tomorrow at 3:00 p. m. Moscow time or 8:00 a m. E. D. T.
The winner will play Magnus Calsen in November for the championship.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Chess_Championship_2016
http://moscow2016.fide.com/#score
If Caruana wins he'll be the first U. S. champion since Fischer in '72.
Do you think he will win, OP?
>>27450852
>ad o
Do you think anyone cares, OP?
Go jump off a cliff you fucking nerds
No but I religiously follow professional DotA.
EG is fucking dead.
So robots, is your father a beta provider?
Yes. Well, yes and no. Is he a beta? Yes. Is he a provider? No.
>>27449923
My Father is dead since 8 years ago
Yeah.
I don't know how he went from alpha to beta so quick. He cheated on my mother who was hot as fucl back then and knocked up an even hotter girl, then went full beta and married an ugly bitch who has a daughter of another men, for who he provides.
It baffles me.
