Is there ANYTHING hotter than a daughter begging for her daddy's cum?
>>27449858
A son wanting to give his mother a blowjob.
>>27449907
>giving your mom a blowjob
Maki is.
hey, r9k
i want to write a story for you. i'm in actual tears writing this.im sitting in my bed crying. here's my story.
When i was 11, my older dog died. i was abit sad, but not much, as she was an old jack russell i only cared for because i grew up with her- not much emotional attachment. my parents decided to get a new dog, or 2, more specifically. we went to a friend of mums who lived near the big city, and we spent hours, deciding which puppy we would spend our lives with. we got two- one for me, and one for my brother. i picked a dark brown girl, who...
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we became really fucking close over a few months. he tried to get me into coding and other stuff, but i didnt take loads of interest. one thing we did do together, every night at his was watch movies, we spent countless nights laughing, crying and enjoying movies. he opened up to me, not as a dad but as a friend. i loved my dad so much, and i still do. we would sit for hours at night, discussing what he did in hi life and what i wanted to do.
sorry, i'm bursting into tears every other line. bear with me.
we spent so long together. he was honestly my best friend,...
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it got to the point where i realised that my birth was one of these attempts. i felt numb. the dogs. holidays. moving to this big house. i felt horrible, and disgusted at myself.
I sunk pretty deep into depression, or at least sadness. not gradually, more like in massive landslides. one night, i had a sleepover with 2 of my friends. we were playing magic the gathering, and i kept losing. i was so tired, and i came to an odd conclusion. nothing in life mattered. every action we take is set up in space and time, free will is non existent. i knew that even me coming to...
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thanks for sharing, anon.
I'm lurking if there's more you'd like to say.
Roast this kid
newfag
bloxxxxxxxx
fuck this bot
He looks like he watches Minecraft let's plays.
>>27449746
You're an even bigger gaywad than whoever this kid is. Underage b&
who here becoming more of a normie due to drugs? since i've taking xanax i've asked two (2) girls out and i'm becoming friends with people at college. I'm still a lonely virgin but I feel like i've gained some hope
Downers cover up your issues, they don't make any permanent changes to your psychology.
I've had a lot of success with psychedelics and stimulants to work through my emotional issues though.
>>27450313
i know, its a really shitty situation because i'm kinda happy i'm now comfortable in social settings but i'm also becoming addicted
Drugs made me schizo
Dissociatives are where it's at
Naysayers are just pussies who can't handle the void
>family over
>sitting in kitchen as I'm cooking the Easter dinner
>people laughing and talking the next room over
I hope no one comes in to talk to me
>>27449664
>>27449748
fugg anon how'd it go?
>>27449664
>Easter dinner
Fucking americucks.
Post greentexts of when a otherwise mundane day turned into something very eventful.
>Summer 2015
>Part time wage cuck
>Just finished a 4 hour shift
>Just shitposting on 4chan and playing minecraft
>Feeling more depressed than usual, but nothing extreme
>about 10pm doorbell rings
>My doorbell never rings apart from postmen
>It's...
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Kablamaboomboom
>>27449624
That was a great story. To be honest I might use it in a story.
>Take him to the hospital, this is a 3 hour drive
Do you live on the fucking moon or something or is traffic really bad at 10pm round where you live?
If looks are so important, why don't you wear makeup?
because makeup doesn't improve looks
>>27449459
Stop triggering me please senpai.
>>27449459
that's a pretty good question OP. I think people would call me a faggot, or at least think it.
My gf is forcing me to make this thread, deal with it. Come on couples, join in.
>having a gf on r9k
oh normies how silly uo are.
haha
have fun with "Stacy mark.2" Her glasses are so thick that they probably have bigger curves than her body.
See you faggot
sage nigger sage
>>27449440
Gf is forcing me to defend her honor, so, she doesn't always wear glasses and they arent't so thick.
>>27449500
you sound like a cuck.
and not a C U C K X D kinda cuck i mean you're a literal whipped whore for that thot.
have fun losing her to someone who is actually worth something.
>Bored Sunday
>Write suicide website as a joke
>Show friends
>Become most popular kid at school overnight
>Get sent to headmaster
>Force to take depression therapy
JUST
Haha, suicide, thats funny!Serves you right normalfag
>>27449502
I've attempted suicide twice, as in, woke up in hospital.lol shame u didn't die haha
>>27449502
>suicide is not funny omg omg :(
>pls don't kill u'reself u got so much 2 liv 4
The only normalfaggot here is you, sir.
You're going to make a woman very happy someday.
>>27449222
I'd really like to see the face of the fag who draws these.
>>27449271
Iook in the mirror
>>27449296
But that's not true. I didn't draw them, anon, you gotta believe me!
>people that clip their nails more then once a month
>>27449131
>not clipping your nails every day as much as possible
>not having a superior nail growth rate
>>27449131
>people who clip their scrotum nail more than once a month
disgusting senpai
whats the point of living if were all gonna die
what's the point of dying if we're all gonna live
What's the point of washing my hands before dinner if they're just gonna get dirty again
Why is there an existence of anything at all?
Daily reminder that women often have that ugly friend to make themselves look better
but all three of them are ugly
Yeah, I've never found Taylor Swift that good looking either.
>>27449086
yeah they're all ugly in their own special way
You're vulnerable, you're vulnerable
You are not a robot
You're lovable, so lovable
But you're just troubled
that band is terrible op
please go back to tumblr, faggot
people still don't realize the mechanical nature of their minds and emotions............................
Why is it that a common piece of advice given by normies is to get a hobby?
Most normies I've met don't even have hobbies. They usually just passively consume media.
why do you hate the bunny
>>27449179
He's a fucking normaIfag
>Most normies I've met don't even have hobbies. They usually just passively consume media.
True, but think of all the normies that do shit like golf, or ski/snowboard, or tinker on a car in the garage or some shit like that. It gets them out of the house, which is more than can be said for your average robot.