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Is there ANYTHING hotter than a daughter begging for her daddy's cum?
>>27449858
A son wanting to give his mother a blowjob.
>>27449907
>giving your mom a blowjob
Maki is.
hey, r9k
i want to write a story for you. i'm in actual tears writing this.im sitting in my bed crying. here's my story.
When i was 11, my older dog died. i was abit sad, but not much, as she was an old jack russell i only cared for because i grew up with her- not much emotional attachment. my parents decided to get a new dog, or 2, more specifically. we went to a friend of mums who lived near the big city, and we spent hours, deciding which puppy we would spend our lives with. we got two- one for me, and one for my brother. i picked a dark brown girl, who i picked because she "slept well", i said at the time. my brother, who was 4 years younger, picked a ginger- orange boy. there names were rosy (mine) and red, which was shortly changed to barney. we let the dogs explore our large house for a few days before we started playing with them. i loved both of them so much. i stopped playing xbox for a week to play with them.
the next remarkable event happened when i was 13. my parents, out of the fucking blue, split up. it wasnt a violent divorce, thank god, but i left me destroyed and broken inside. my dad was 48 or 49 by that time, and mum was 43, maybe. dad moved to a cosy bungalow in a nearby town, and mum kept the dogs. i started getting really fucking close with dad, as by the time i turned 14, he was 50. we celebrated the party with a few of his friends, who had helped him get his stuff in. my dad had moved from kent to where i live, about a 3-4 hour drive, so he knew nobody when he arrived. he apparently came for the university in the city i mentioned, so anyone he knew well for from university. there was him and 2-3 others, sharing beers in his cramped kitchen. i could tell how hollow and sad he was. if i walked in on him doing anything, he looked... i dont know what too say besides really, really sad. he kept almost all of his financial issues away from us, as we were kids. he acted really happy all the time, and laughed at anything.
we became really fucking close over a few months. he tried to get me into coding and other stuff, but i didnt take loads of interest. one thing we did do together, every night at his was watch movies, we spent countless nights laughing, crying and enjoying movies. he opened up to me, not as a dad but as a friend. i loved my dad so much, and i still do. we would sit for hours at night, discussing what he did in hi life and what i wanted to do.
sorry, i'm bursting into tears every other line. bear with me.
we spent so long together. he was honestly my best friend, sure, i had some friends at school, but my dad was s great. he was always there. always.
my mum, who i spent more time, with, not through choice, had grew up here, and knew alot of people. i loved her as my mum, she was great and supportive aswell. but, she had a few boyfriends and she seemed distant. i loved it at mums, not because i could play xbox, becuase it was relaxing and i could see my dogs. i loed them. me and the dogs spent so many nights curled up on the sofa, enjoying nothing but each others presence. they meant the world to me.
As a teenager, i was "that edgy kid"- which is why i had so few friends. i was really good at math, logic, chess, all that shit, like dad. i was also quite deep and philosophical. for a fourteen year old anyway. i spent alot of time thinking, just about stuff. i often thought of why did mum and dad break up? what happened? was it me?
one night, i was pondering this. i had been looking at the events before the break up. we had been on many fantastic holidays, to america, spain, france. there had been so many amazing events, it didnt make sense.
then it hit me.
all of these events, these wonderful, amazing adventures, new turns, they pointed to one thing.
these exotic events were attempts to re-kindle the flame of love between them. i thought it was just the holidays, but the farther back i went, the more things popped up.
it got to the point where i realised that my birth was one of these attempts. i felt numb. the dogs. holidays. moving to this big house. i felt horrible, and disgusted at myself.
I sunk pretty deep into depression, or at least sadness. not gradually, more like in massive landslides. one night, i had a sleepover with 2 of my friends. we were playing magic the gathering, and i kept losing. i was so tired, and i came to an odd conclusion. nothing in life mattered. every action we take is set up in space and time, free will is non existent. i knew that even me coming to this realization was already planned. i became, sad, but hid it.
thanks for sharing, anon.
I'm lurking if there's more you'd like to say.
Roast this kid
newfag
bloxxxxxxxx
fuck this bot
He looks like he watches Minecraft let's plays.
>>27449746
You're an even bigger gaywad than whoever this kid is. Underage b&
who here becoming more of a normie due to drugs? since i've taking xanax i've asked two (2) girls out and i'm becoming friends with people at college. I'm still a lonely virgin but I feel like i've gained some hope
Downers cover up your issues, they don't make any permanent changes to your psychology.
I've had a lot of success with psychedelics and stimulants to work through my emotional issues though.
>>27450313
i know, its a really shitty situation because i'm kinda happy i'm now comfortable in social settings but i'm also becoming addicted
Drugs made me schizo
Dissociatives are where it's at
Naysayers are just pussies who can't handle the void
>family over
>sitting in kitchen as I'm cooking the Easter dinner
>people laughing and talking the next room over
I hope no one comes in to talk to me
>>27449664
>>27449748
fugg anon how'd it go?
>>27449664
>Easter dinner
Fucking americucks.
Post greentexts of when a otherwise mundane day turned into something very eventful.
>Summer 2015
>Part time wage cuck
>Just finished a 4 hour shift
>Just shitposting on 4chan and playing minecraft
>Feeling more depressed than usual, but nothing extreme
>about 10pm doorbell rings
>My doorbell never rings apart from postmen
>It's my neighbour
>His mother had heart attack, they say she has very few hours to live
>I am the only person he knows with a car, and begs to to give him a lift.
>Take him to the hospital, this is a 3 hour drive
>It's 1am, I've got nothing to do
>Go to a mcdonalds
>On the night shift is a friend from when I was 12-13 years old
>We just talk for hours as no one comes in
>I tell him about why I'm in town, he says I can crash on his couch that night
>Neighbour's mother dies, but he will stay with family up here for a few days
>Just round town, he takes me for lunch as a nice restaraunt
>Some guys leaves his wallet there
>Chase after him
>He claims he is quite rich, and writes me out a thousand pound cheque for my honesty.
>Drive home that evenings
>Never hear from friend again
>life returns back to normal, boring mundane shitposting that happens everyday
Kablamaboomboom
>>27449624
That was a great story. To be honest I might use it in a story.
>Take him to the hospital, this is a 3 hour drive
Do you live on the fucking moon or something or is traffic really bad at 10pm round where you live?
If looks are so important, why don't you wear makeup?
because makeup doesn't improve looks
>>27449459
Stop triggering me please senpai.
>>27449459
that's a pretty good question OP. I think people would call me a faggot, or at least think it.
My gf is forcing me to make this thread, deal with it. Come on couples, join in.
>having a gf on r9k
oh normies how silly uo are.
haha
have fun with "Stacy mark.2" Her glasses are so thick that they probably have bigger curves than her body.
See you faggot
sage nigger sage
>>27449440
Gf is forcing me to defend her honor, so, she doesn't always wear glasses and they arent't so thick.
>>27449500
you sound like a cuck.
and not a C U C K X D kinda cuck i mean you're a literal whipped whore for that thot.
have fun losing her to someone who is actually worth something.
>Bored Sunday
>Write suicide website as a joke
>Show friends
>Become most popular kid at school overnight
>Get sent to headmaster
>Force to take depression therapy
JUST
Haha, suicide, thats funny!Serves you right normalfag
>>27449502
I've attempted suicide twice, as in, woke up in hospital.lol shame u didn't die haha
>>27449502
>suicide is not funny omg omg :(
>pls don't kill u'reself u got so much 2 liv 4
The only normalfaggot here is you, sir.
You're going to make a woman very happy someday.
>>27449222
I'd really like to see the face of the fag who draws these.
>>27449271
Iook in the mirror
>>27449296
But that's not true. I didn't draw them, anon, you gotta believe me!
>people that clip their nails more then once a month
>>27449131
>not clipping your nails every day as much as possible
>not having a superior nail growth rate
>>27449131
>people who clip their scrotum nail more than once a month
disgusting senpai
whats the point of living if were all gonna die
what's the point of dying if we're all gonna live
What's the point of washing my hands before dinner if they're just gonna get dirty again
Why is there an existence of anything at all?
Daily reminder that women often have that ugly friend to make themselves look better
but all three of them are ugly
Yeah, I've never found Taylor Swift that good looking either.
>>27449086
yeah they're all ugly in their own special way
You're vulnerable, you're vulnerable
You are not a robot
You're lovable, so lovable
But you're just troubled
that band is terrible op
please go back to tumblr, faggot
people still don't realize the mechanical nature of their minds and emotions............................
Why is it that a common piece of advice given by normies is to get a hobby?
Most normies I've met don't even have hobbies. They usually just passively consume media.
why do you hate the bunny
>>27449179
He's a fucking normaIfag
>Most normies I've met don't even have hobbies. They usually just passively consume media.
True, but think of all the normies that do shit like golf, or ski/snowboard, or tinker on a car in the garage or some shit like that. It gets them out of the house, which is more than can be said for your average robot.
