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>Hey Anon, you can draw right?
N-no...
>Huh, you're kinda talentless aren't yah?
Why are people so mean?
Go get good at something.
Don't worry most people who think they can draw can only make cartoons that look like pepes.
>>26984326
Nothing is interesting.
>be crushing on a babe for weeks
>build up courage to talk to her
>'I-I like your glasses'
>she has a confused expression
>'t-thanks anon'
>she wasn't wearing glasses
>I don't think I've ever seen her wearing glasses
>never speak to her ever again
>>26984221
Pretty funny story tho
>>26984327
maybe to a sadistic normie like you
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Give me five reasons why I shouldn't buy a gun.
you should buy a gun
>>26983966
there isn't even one reason not to, just get a gun
>>26983966
1. you dont hunt
2. you might live near me and i dont wanna get hit with a stray bullet when you do whatever stupid shit you plan to do
3. your autism will put you on a list for attempting to purchase one
4. this will get your parents in trouble and you might be fined GBP or even have your video game time restricted
5. my dad said guns are bad
What are some good household items to use as condoms? I'm trying to get Saran wrap or ziploc bags to wrap securely around my dick. Any better ideas?
just get fucking free condoms
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/how-to-get-free-condoms-on-the-internet
a balloon
Go down to the park and find one to reuse
I just lost my virginity to a prostitute
Ask me anything I guess
>>26983873
I'm thinking of doing the same thing.
Were you scared it was a cop?
>>26983873
what were your preparations prior to the act?
>>26983909
No. She was too young for that, and I met her through someone else.
>go to retail/fast food place for job
>"sorry anon you gotta send those online"
>repeat *30
>send online applications
>all ignored
>no criminal history and graduated HS normally
Okay robots, how do I get a job?
>>26983818
What places anon? I'm a hiring manager at a chain restaurant
Go there in real life and just ask them if they need someone. that probably puts you in the top 10% of people they'll consider.
>>26983818
They don't want to hire you, because you're normal and thus can easily find better opportunities so they're afraid you'll leave.
They'd rather hire Deshaun Marcus who's got 6 past offences, because he has no other opportunities.
Seriously? Are you FUCKING kidding me?! How do women defend this kind of thinking?!
>How do women defend
They don't.
They have armies of thirsty simps to do it for them if you ever question them.
>Women
>The ability to think past a week or two
Pick one.
Defend? There is no need for them to defend anything, because the same "dorky sweethearts" aka beta providers are content with the leftovers once the woman makes a pick, therefore legitimizing both this way of thinking and attitude.
do you have a roommate?
do you live alone?
do you live with your parents like an autistic beta virgin faggot?
This site is all about stringing as many derogatory condescending words as you possibly can in a single sentence
I live in a dorm with negros
>>26983583
Lived in a dorm with a jewish person who was about as nerdy as me, but way more social and ended up ignoring me.
Back with my mom.
Soon with my black normie best friend.
Don't know how that will go since he got himself another gf.
I hate other people.
Been seein a lot of jokes about events such as 9/11, columbine, etc, and I've been really pissed of lately. Do people actually take joy and pride in the murder of hundreds of innocent people? Can someone please explain to me how these jokes are comical in the slightest cause frankly im not following.
>>26983579
It's all about da edge
shock humor can be very funny
it can also be worrying and tryhard
here, it is always the second
any tragedy becomes funny after 22.3 years
columbine and 9/11 are almost there
>Her steam profile is on friends only
>she has 50+ friends
>"she only talks to 3 of them"
>her comment section is filled with thirsty orbiters
>doesn't respond back in 5minutes
>never messages you first
>her name starts with the letter K
>not a virgin
That's it really
awful specific anon
>tfw no longer spiteful about exes
>>26983233
>>26983246
this, also
>she doesn't actually play games on steam on a regular basis
>she links her normiebook and other social media accounts on her profile
Come on down for some good old fashioned minecraft fun.
69.39.239.163:27865
comfy server only
I would if I had this game on PC.
i want to, but vanilla gets old after 3 days.
>>26983507
Only for normies. We've been enjoying ourselves.
What are you robots drinking tonight?
Wild Turkey on ice here, with some Jack Links to snack on.
Waterbut it is original dont mute me
wateravoid mute comment
>>26982915
WaterIt's luke warm
>tfw you never got to experience what it was like to have a female pedophile shower you with gifts so that you wouldn't tell anyone she was deep-throating your teen dick on the reg.
Why? It's a bad feel.
wait i'm supposed to shower them in gifts?
>that big tit teacher in highschool will never slob your knob between classes
I just want somebody to love.
someone to tell how much i missed them when they come home from work after a hard.
someone that I can go with to walk my dog.
someone I can look in their deep, dark eyes and feel not a single worry.
someone I can be honest about my feelings and emotions.
what is so fucked up about me that i cannot find that? Im not ugly, fat, or stupid. Yet people who are all that find someone...
Get second dog
lift more
why isnt anyone consoling me?
>skype call with my Japanese penpal in a few minutes
I'm so excited. What are somethings I should talk about this time?
>>26982371
Do you hate Korea?
is it a boy?
Ask your penpal who they think is the Zodiac Killer.
