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>"Don't make eye contact with me you ugIy creeper!"
>>26977172
These threads are just ridiculous.
Women don't say things like that unless you're in elementary school.
>>26977203
>Women don't say things like that unless you're in elementary school.
says the autist who never leaves his house
>>26977203
>Women don't say things like that
Doesn't mean they aren't thinking it.
Zac Efron. The Chadiest of Chads. 5'8''. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR EXCUSE MANLETS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdQ5tJpuN-8
>>26977036
I'm not a famous celebrity
>>26977036
Everyone in Hollywood is short. I think it's something to do with all the interbreeding with jews.
>>26977036
A lot of people dont know he is that height, people just see pictures of him and dont even think about height. I remember a tweet on twitter that said "retweet this to ruin a girls day" and it was a picture of Zac Efrons height of 5'8" and the tweet had 10s of thousands of retweets.
But still, even if Zac wasnt famous, he would still have girls going after him because he is good looking and in good shape
why do you even come here?
i dont come in here anymore and i cant believe i used to waste so much time on this piece of shit that is r9k, this is the worst place on the internet, i hate reddit but in this case if i had to choose between nuking reddit and this place i would definitely nuke this piece of shit
you lost all your human decency, self-loathing, dumb, absolutely no will, bringing literally everyone down, praising this "Chad" yet hating him
there is not a single intelligent person on r9k. just fucking die, you're not even human anymore. you're the furthest from clean and natural thinking. fuck you. fuck you. fucking losers. not because you're in a terrible stage in your life, but because you do literally everything possible to stay there, physically and most of all, your god damn mind. you cant be strong anymore.
leave this fucking place. tell you what.
Leave the memes, leave this shit, leave extreme levels of passive aggressive irony, and just fucking live, but dont forget what brought you here in the first place.
keep those normies in check but keep yourself in check too. Go above them. Not in terms of mere shitty power, but principles and virtues.
You will find greater satisfaction this way, and they will respect you, or at least you'll fucking respect yourself. I hope you're not too dumb to do that. Probably. this is just another thread among many.
There's an old tale of an elderly monk on his deathbed. All of this disciples gather in mourning and one says "Surely, master, you will go to heaven soon!"
The master retorts, "NO! Never think it! I will be going straight to hell!"
Everyone gasps and is in shock until one asks "But why, master? Why will you go to hell, with all of the good works you have done?"
"Because", says the master, "where do you think I am needed more, in heaven or in hell?"
And this, friend, is why I come here. Why I stay.
>>26977003
All your efforts will go to waste my friend.
Instead of helping them, the only thing that will happen is you being absorbed by the abyss.
If you are a good man, this place will fuck with you and those retards will still remain the same.
>>26977003
Throwing a pure untainted orb in an ocean of shit is all that's happening. What they need is actual people in their real life fixing their shit up.
As long as they will be connected to this toxic hivemind there is very little you can do.
I've learned it myself.
Why do we even exist? Are we being punished for something or did we lose the cosmic lottery?
You're being punished for your own inaction.
none of the reasons you're looking for
earth is a cosmic penal colony. we're a galactic australia
So...why did we free them?
Ugh racists. Just because black people commit the most crime DOES NOT make it OK to use it as a reason to hate
>>27099419
Niggers gon nig.
I would also disown my daughter if she got raped by a shitskin
>>27099419
Because the Jews or something. I don't know, what do you want to hear? Does it really matter since this thread is gonna get dozens of replies based on shitposting alone?
Anyone here into the scent of womens' feet?
:3
unfortunately, yes
it's the dumbest fucking fetish, and i have it
i'm also, again unfortunately, turned on by trampling, ball kicking, and other submissive things
why
>>27096264
Who else /stealswomensshoes/
>>27096264
I know this oregano feel
how many beers get you drunkbe honest
me?2
>>27095722
Depends
Piss beer (4-5%) 11-12
Anything between 5 and 6 percent is about 9-10
Above that I'm not sure
R
4 gets me to all that beer can give me, after that I piss them out as fast as I can drink them.
>Never been drunk
The mysteries of life
Can I be told happy birthday please
kill yourself bruh
addad
We can say happy birthday to you, but you'll still be miserable.
>>27092408
Happy birthday, anon. Did nobody remember?
>Tfw no steam bf to treat me like a princess
How do you guys deal with this?
By not being a faggot.
Looks like another disgusting thread by attentionwhore
>>27091240
Nice Cebruzposting
I want a steam bf
Help me
School shooter thread? Who was your favorite?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YqScOIKDmUQ
>>27090014
Way more of a fucking robot than rodge
>>27090014
He killed his fellow azn robots and only got sorositutes. I think his heart was in the right place though
>>27090014
>You will never play DDR with Adam Lanza and talk about the ethics of pedophilia.
>You will never play Doom and listen to KMFDM with Eric and Dylan.
>You will never waste hours playing WoW and then go on long walks on the beach with Elliot.
Why even live?
ITT post:
>what your father is like
>what you are like
>>27089064
>father
Mildly to moderately autistic. Able to function well
>me
Mildly to moderately autistic. Not able to function very well
My dad is a tall sexy charismatic manly man.
I'm a short average socially awkward girl.
>>27089225
Get the FUCK out of my thread, cunt.
here is some bread in the shape of a rose
>>27088602
The texture looks pretty good
>>27088602
Thats nice. Thanks for sharing.
>>27088602
How do you call this kind of bread?
in israel is Hala bread which is my favorite but they only sell it one weekends for Saturday(shabat) for the Kiddush
A girl in class today said the suicide rate for males is higher because women are tougher and are much better at dealing with hard times and that men expect everything to be given to them and when the world doesn't give them what they want they kill themselves.That, can't be true, right?
Why do men kill themselves more often than women?
what kind of girl is she, OP. like a qt or an ugly. then i'll know what she means.
>>27087428
Lel. Who cares m8. Those an hero males didn't
Actually women attempt suicide much more often than men. So her argument is bullshit. I've assembled a picture comparing suicide rates in different european countries and you can see the ratio is highest in slavic countries(lots of alcohol).
I think it's because we are taught from young age that we are expendable and that we have to provide to be worth anything. And if we can't, then what's the point.
post your highest steam game hours and make fun of other robots for throwing they're lives away.
pic related, dont play it much anymore.
I only play campaign and realism.
The last few times I tried versus I kept getting kicked.
when you're a shut-in with no friends and a crappy computer, it becomes easily to rack up hours on one or two games
Almost coming to 1000 hours. I tend to play OSRS more so I've kind of neglected Dota in the recent weeks.
So it's friday night, hopefully the normalfags are out in the club and we can finally have some comfy time alone.
Come in here and have a drink.And read the sign. If you're a normalfag go somewhere else.
>>27086295
hey man, had a rough day at work and I don't know any fancy drinks or what not, but if you got scotch I'd appreciate it.
wageslaving is slowly killing me from inside man. I work as a salesman and some of the stuff I do clashes so hard with my ethics, and don't know what to do about it.
>>27086295
Do you guys have a pool table? It's been a while since I've played
>tfw friend used to have a pool table in his garage and we would play all day
Give me a pint of your cheapest beer on tap
Everything has gone so wrong because of my apathy and I just can't bring myself to care.
