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>That kid who hanged himself behind the school but nobody noticed he was missing for days
>that kid who was always picked last
>that kid who didn't know to corner the bowl and just torched the whole thing
shaking my head
>>27054492
There was one kid who did kill himself in our school and no one knew who he was, we all had a collective "well no wonder he killed himself" feel.
>2016
>Being less than 6ft tall
How have you genuinely not killed yourself yet manlets?
How do you go outside every day only to be physically dominated by most men, and embarrassingly, even some women?
>>27053541
>mfw 6ft4
>mfw literally masterrace
I'M AS TALL AS TOM CRUISE
IF HE CAN MAKE IT I DO TOO
GOD BLESS TOM CRUISE
>>27053541
Because at the end of the day even taller fags like you are still a bunch of cynical losers who are trapped in this board's backwards culture just as unsuccessful, lonely, outcasted, neglected, and overall pathetic as all of us who are part of this community.
You can't even solve your own problems despite having this blessing of being tall, so why should I feel bad about being a shorter guy? At-least I'm trying, even if the end game isn't very fair.
Two groups of kids refuse to join in school prayer during lunch at Hollister Missouri High School
Notice something atheist cucks?
HAHA EVERYBODY DID TOO
Checkmate
>>27053123
I noticed you cant count.
prayer doesnt drive in the nail. the hammer does
>>27053123
Christ, kids are so fat these days
CHOICES THREAD
heeheehee hooohoohoo
>>27052522
23 stick bugs and psychedelics.
>>27052522
>TV
>Consoles
>Gourmet Food
>Eliza
>Weed
>Psychadelics
Done
chromebook
gaming pc
books
36, entertainment done
garden for getting sun and exercise
8
dog for company
6
50 even, 2 easy
Some of you devilish bastards need some faith. I will each grant you one wish.
I will not grant the following
1)Anything gluttonous
2)Infinite wishes
3)Anything that impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe
4)Killing
5)Anything sinful
Once your wish is granted pick up the closest book to you and open up to a random page and pick a random passage and you will have your physical confirmation.
Bump for you faithless deadbeats
Maybe you should wish that someone seriously responds to your retarded thread.
>>27052460
Sex slave would be awesome. In my room right now. A rich and hot one that will sign over everything to me.
roll for your qt jailfu gf
I don't always roll but, this looks well made and seems gud...
I'll even post a short story about our adventure...
Here go ROLL!
I-I hope she's nice...
>>27051978
I would like to roll on this image, my kind sir
>Get pay check of $2462.09
>Government takes $952.64
How do they feel no guilt or shame? I don't care where it's going. To the few places like hospital care and whatnot is fine, but an enormous percentage of my earnings are gone because the government wants it.
The rage is unfathomable.
>>27051878
Lmao wageslave get rekt you might as well be getting payed to support me
>>27051878
They took 9k from my brother last year anon
It's fucking infuriating
>>27051878
Where are taxes that high?
chart thread
get in here friendos
template down below
here it is buds
>>27051366
the problem is that these take so long to fill out
>>27051366
Aye, one of these again.
pls r8 m8
ITT: we seriously beg femanons to be our gfs.
Femanons do you need a bf?
w-well look no further!
Heres my stats
>Political and religious views:
Socialist and antitheist atheist
Anti feminism
Hate traps and trans people
Bernie Sanders supporter (yes I know he supports Feminism. Small price to pay for a better country)
>Interests
Video Games
Anime
Politics
190 lbs
22 years old
5'10"
>implying anyone wants to beg for a gf
This isn't Reddit
Jesus fuck bruh. Just go hit on a roastie or something. Don't degrade yourself to this level of cuck.
>>27051051
attention all roasties. please get the fuck off r9k you trash.
- sincerely anon
Why havent you got a girl yet robots?
I don't have time to answer all of them.
I got a roastie to come home with me, but couldn't get an erection, robotism has ruined me for women.
because tinder requires an active normiebook account which I don't have.
Say something that will make a vagina as dry as the Saharas. 5 words or less
Hello my name is Anon
>>27048750
I think youre beautiful
I play obscure video games.
If you roll doubles ITT, you are not allowed to come back to this site for six months. YOU MUST FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT.
No cheating. This is for your own good.
Go.
They see me rollin they hating now check these dubs
I was considering leaving anyway because I feel like r9k is contributing to my depression, and an unhealthy mindset. I'll roll and let the digits decide
Fuck why not
Original
What's the nicest thing a girl (not related to you) has ever done for you?
She told me that no one ever fucked her as good as I did
Take it in the shitter.
>>27047151
I fucked her mouth right after I broke up with her.
:/
>tfw 23 years old, in my second year of medical school and still have like 8+ years before my career gets started
Goddamn this is a slow burn, just kill me.
>tfw in law school and hate my life already
>>27045934
>tfw 23 years old and not even in college
Stop whining you cunt
>tfw majoring in physics and have no idea what to do after college
>be stuck at home while my wife is out working
>she called me to say she's going out for drinks again tonight with her co workers
>be a bored house husband who is a foot smaller then his wife
>haven't had sex because she literally tells me "I'm too little for her to get wild"
>Enjoy being her body pillow too much to leave
>Be 5 feet tall and realize I will never find another girl so I might as well accept the sexless life
>at least she lets me take pictures of her to jerk off to
>>27043833
99.999999% of manlets don't have those feels.
bro i'm on nofap i can't do this again
>her favorite position is from behind
>be too small to penetrate her standing up
>be too small to even penetrate her without her spreading her firm ass cheeks
>turned on by her ass but can only have sex missionary
>cum much too quickly
>she has started refusing sex and just making me hump her until I orgasm so she "doesn't have to get dirty"
