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Is sex a meme? I honestly cannot imagine how sex would be significantly better than fapping
Fapping gives me
>a world of fetishes few clicks away, from vanilla with kisses and hugs to sickest shit
>a world of women to choose from
>a world of angles, close-ups, you can change scenes and skip through boring shit however you want
>its all about you, fap to anything you want, as much as you want, as long as you want
>when you're done, its over, move on with your life
>its all free
Sex supposedly gives you
>one girl, you're stuck with her for years unless you're Chad enough to hook up with a new one every night
>she's unlikely to be extremely beautiful, probably just meh to okay looking
>she won't do any of cool sex shit, enjoy that samey dispassionate blowjob and missionary
>you're stuck in a pov perspective, staring either at her dumb face, or her dumb back
>its never about you, she expects you to waste time on foreplay, act in specific way (rough or gentle, depending on HER preferences), she'll whine if you're too quick and she'll whine when you take too long
>and you better make her cum, otherwise she cucks you with Chad next week
>whole thing happens maybe several times a day at best
>she expects you to pay for shit, gift and court her, and generally waste money so she'll grace you with vagina
Where am I wrong?
>>27037640
Vaginal sex is over rated.
But good blow jobs and anal is GOD TIER
As a virgin of 23 I just don't believe sex exists. I'm pretty sure it's a meme normos use to troll me.
>>27037640
>sex supposedly gives you
Virgin detected
Daily reminder white women look incredibly ugly and destroyed skin at age 18. Melanin literally saves your skin.
It hits women way harder than it hit men though. Any advocate for white women has never seen one in person.
Images of white women are photoshopped, smudged, filtered to hell and back and the woman has to wear a shit ton of makeup to look half decent. How can anyone honestly think these women look attractive. They look like mummies. Its disturbing. Skelly body, no ass or tits. That model, Rachel Cook, thats posted is a perfect example of what Im saying. She has no ass or tits. Photoshop is real. If you see her in motion shes as flat as taylor swift. But its an illusion so that you believe white women are disturbingly ugly. All of that makeup shes wearing and shitty orange blue filters. Orange blue contrast is instagram photography 101. I cant believe people actually fall for it in this day and age and find it appealing.
White women are ugly. If you mix some black in them so that their skin isnt 100% shit and they have some curves and a pretty face then the attraction starts.
Any woman more than 50% white is a disgusting creature. Pic related. The upper bound for white that can still be pretty. Though Shes like 50% black and 25% native american or some shit and 25% white. But Ill give whities the native americans. because if you dont count the ones that are mixed with them white women dont even look human. Honestly white women are the reason makeup exist because they are so ugly.
This is what a woman with natural beauty without layers of photoshop and makeup looks like. Again this is not achievable if you are more than 50% white.
Yea dude, totally agree
No dude, I do not agree at all
>>27037449
Pure asian women are not usually attractive as well. They usually need to be mixed with another race to become attractive. In my opinion an asian women loses attractiveness once she hits more than 75% asian. But mixing with white only makes her less attractive. In general most asian women who are attractive get plastic surgery which only validates my point that asian women arent attractive naturally.
I don't see many comfy threads nowadays
>tfw you need a decent amount of money to live a worry free comfy life
>>27035875
That's the worst part about it all
Or you just enjoy the occasional comfy moments
>>27035875
Or so they tell you.
>livewait.nevermind.
Who /bigguy/ here?
Skellies need not apply
>>27035161
Bigguy?
You mean failed evolutionary product?
>>27035161
im not /bigguy/
im just /fatpig/
>6'1"
>260lbs
Have you tried not eating like a fucking pig.
>do weewee
>use big flush
WHO DEVILISH?
>walk dog
>dont pick up his poop
take that normie scum i hope your shoes get all dirty
>please take one
>take two
>public bathroom
>no air dryer
>shitty paper towel dispenser
>throw used paper towel on floor
>parents make me stop the hikki life and go to community college this year, forced to take a sociology intro course
>10/10 stacy in front of me has a bit of her thong showing, so I stare at it
>another girl catches me staring at it and calls me out on it after class in front of the stacy
>oh fuck
>come up quickly with a lie, saying i'm gay and i was looking at her shoes (yes it was terrible but i felt like i was going to die)
>she lights up and her and the stacy start talking to me
>so this is interaction with girls feels like
>desperate to have contact with women at any cost, so i become their 'gay' friend
>they can tell i'm a shy beta but the few minutes before and after class they talk to me is worth living a lie
>few weeks later, they ask me what I think of another guy in the class
>not sure what to say, so i say he's good looking
>the next day he approaches me
>they fucking matchmade me with the gay guy, he asks me out on a date
>consider dropping out of university just to avoid this scenario but they have my phone number and facebook info
>caught in a lie, so i have to go with it
>go with him after class to the movie theatres near campus, we watched Zootopia
>puts his hand on my hand on the armrest
>we eat at the cafeteria and i find out we're both into M:TG, and his weeb powerlevel is impressive
>apparently he told the girls we hit it off
>this sunday, he texted me a picture of his dick and said he couldnt wait for me to be on top of it
how the fuck do i get out of this situation? i dont even care about talking to the girls anymore but i need to not fuck up going to college or i'll pretty much be homeless. I've skipped class the last two days and have hid in the library when mom drops me off to avoid running into anyone i know. i dont even jerk off to traps please help me i'm so fucked.
>>27034501
is he attractive or not OP?
why not just become a gay man i do not see the problem here
what the fuck.
that's hard to believe
Not bad OP. bretty creative, funny
8/10
prove you're not a normie who should fuck off
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
>>27034397
but...you're a normie
>>27034443
fuck off you fuckin chad I had enough of you
toonormie4u
/britfeel/ i just started work and i already want to go home edition
Also weebs out.
You're worse than yanks
I'm at home and I want to die
Why do you need a general specifically for your shitty fucking inbred island?
I hope it sinks into the ocean
What's your favorite Spongebob episode?
>>27031807
Squidwards Suicide
Anyone who doesn't think band geeks isn't the best episode is misinformed or a fucking idiot.
I remember as a kid always saying Club SpongeBob.
What happens to you after you die?
>>27031368
As far as we can tell, you stop existing.
>>27031413
>As far as we can tell, you stop existing.
But what does that feel like?
>>27031368
Nothing. You end up a lifeless, decaying corpse in a casket 6 feet underground while I'm going for a stroll in that very graveyard in a state of pure bliss of being surrounded by the calmness/stillness of death. There is no meaning to any of this, so I forever remain an immortal observer in this pale life until long after you die & fade into the void.
Choices?
Tent, waterpump, matches, rifle
20 OUNCES OF WEED DUDE
Pot, matches, tent, fishing rod
"Ok class, everyone get into groups of 3"
"Anon doesn't have a group? I'm sure this group would love to have him join them!"
Yep, I remember
>>27029288
"Why don't you talk much Anon?"
>>27029308
That shit happened in smaller classes in college too.
Fuck education.
Post your comfy as fuck backgrounds and lets judge each other of them.
>>27029247
I feel like this everyday, bruv.
This is my background. I look a lot like Mark Hamill when I am thin and I am using him as motivation as I lose weight.
rain is the comfiest desu. especially when you're watching it from inside, or playing vidya and can hear it on the window
DXM / Drug thread:
about to go get a bottle of cough syrup, gonna drink it all when I get back from the store
Okay good for you, I'm not 16 anymore.
>>27028629
>tfw want to trip again but too lazy to go out and by some gelcaps
Can you order it online?
>>27028629
good vibes op
i've left DXM behind for the moment. i experimented with it quite a few times, probably 15 or 20 in total over a year, randomly dispersed.
i got too concerned with the physical side effects of it and now i'm not going to indulge more than a few times a year. it's like going to six flags or something, it's an awesome time but i'm sure if you went there every day, every week, or even every month you would get bored of the rides after a while
Would you date a mental girl?
Are mental girls best? Why?
What are some of your favorite mental disorders a girl can have?
Agoraphobia.
Hikki girls are the best.
I want a stage 10 crazy clinger gf
>>27027073
>>27027100
But why do you want crazy girls?
What is so complying about them?
