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how do you make/keep friends?? i dont really ever leave the house and when i get to meet ppl irl its like i dont really care about befriending them. So i just try n make friends online but even when things seem to go well in the first days of talking/getting to know each other,i just get terribly boring, or it might be them too idk, i never know what to say, it's like i dont have opinions about anything, i just don't care. I have no idea how to hold a conversation. i dont like anything. i feel completely hollow. how does any of you do it??
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Welcome to the modern world.

>Chick adds me
>doesn't reply to my first message
>I look at her friends list
>all men
Into the trash she goes
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I would say you deserve better but I don't know you.
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>>25214044
>I don't know you.
>I know you don't.
Fixed that up for you.
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Is that a man in a wig?

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Kind of touched upon in a bullying thread but what the fuck is up with school locker rooms? They're like hell worlds. Even the coolest people become savages there.

Of course, they're not even monitored by teachers, even though you think they would be by now. I know they've changed it up a bit since I was at school (Mid - late 2000s) so that people change in their own cubicles now rather than a wide open area unmonitored, which was far from a genius idea. Although I'm sure some schools still haven't changed to that.

My school didn't even have a shower area. It used to but it got taken away after an incident before I started there. I just think that's a worse idea. People of varying body types, during the time they're most self concious of it, strip them naked all together? During the biggest change of their lives, where everyone's at a different period of that change? It's bait for any bully to make fun of.

I mean it was already awkward for me just stripping to underwear in there, so naked would be ultra shitty. Anyone got any bad locker room stories? The bullying was at its worst there IMO. I mean I didn't even get the worst of it, for some others it was brutal. But of course I've had some shit done to me. Nothing near as fucking traumatic as some of the other shit done to kids.

Share stories of quite simply, the shittiest time of day in school.
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At my school we only changed our shirts for sport
I was a skeleton
I was nicknamed "cum stain" because of my back rash (I still have it although it's much lighter)
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I'll throw out a story
>Each of our PE groups gets their own separate small locker room area
>It's pretty much just a bench around a small rectangle room, enough to look at everyone from each side.
>Two guys would beat up some kid on the other side of room as soon as he takes his shirt off so that they hit the skin.
>You can see the hit marks on him
>Nobody does anything about it, not even me
>People either just sit uncomfortably as they're forced to watch it, some people force laughter as if it's 'banter'
>One day one of the kids goes around the room person by person saying if they like him or not. Only two people get an 'I don't like you' and they get two slaps across the face. Some guy and the kid that gets regularly slapped
>He comes to me
>Doesn't like me
>Slaps me twice
>I instantly stand up
>I scream something I can't remember
>I slap him across the face like ten times or something
>He just stumbles back
>Everyone looks at me astonished
>He just stares at me with his jaw dropped
>I boot the door open and run out the room to the main lobby, not even fully dressed
>I'm in some crazed frenzy
>When the teachers calm me down, I tell on him
>From then on the changing room is very quiet. Awkward almost, people won't even talk to each other
>People in that group treat me as some freak, scared to go near me in case I flip out
>A few months later, may have been the next school year.
>They turn the lights out as we're getting changed
>They beat the shit out of me
>Bash me against a clothes peg
>It goes to the back of my neck
>I just instantly stop breathing
>I fall to the floor
>They turn the lights on the find me
>Start freaking out
>I begin to breathe again, just not very well, like it's tightened
>They all freak the fuck out
>Get a teacher
>They deal with me, they get the medic in
>Breathing sorted after a while
>Never see them again.
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>>25214445
Aren't back rashes usually red? Or was it like a white blotch?

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What steps can I take to make my life more cyberpunk?

I want to learn more about encryption and I'm thinking about breaking out of my hermit shell to send out some demos and try to get gigs performing my dark ambient/synthpunk music in front of projections of my glitchy circuit bent video projects.

But I want to dig deeper. How do I become a primitive post-human? Genesis P-Orridge is a little too far for me but otherwise I'm game.
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>tfw born too early to get cybernetic implants

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who /maximumcomfy/ here?

Xmas music, mom fixing xmas breakfast, gf coming over later.
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>>25213623
>maximumcomfy
more like maximum normie you cum guzzling phaggot. reeeeeeeee
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>>25213623
>Listening to music with a belly full of eggnog

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>tfw black people roasted me in HS.
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>not living in an all white small town in the Midwest
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>>25213608
>tfw black people always wanted to sell me drugs in middle/high school

fucking niggers
i don't do drugs

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If you were the next Supreme Gentleman who would you target and what would your agenda be?
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I guess I hate bureaucracy, so maybe a DMV

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I'm up 2.5 hours early for work because I have a massive headache. My whole life is misery. Reminder that the only real robots are wageslaves, and normies aren't welcome here
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>>25213565
What's your job? Any cuties at work? back soon, dinner time.
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>>25213666
distribution manager for a national tobacco company in the US, and no.
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>>25213752
Distribution manager seems like an alright job.

I'm almost 30 and am still applying for entry level retail jobs.

Why is your whole life miserable? What have you tried to make it better?

Asian women: The women for boys who failed to become men, and want to be treated like a man without ever actually acting like one.
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asian women are seriously overrated, why the fuck do guys obsess over them? they look like rodents...
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>>25213454
>>25213476
Threads have an IP counter.
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Guys into asian women are fuckin losers

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>open up 18+ website
>make blatantly immature posts
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>>25213309
Kek why is my comment not original wtf moot

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there is nothing good about living if you're genetically inferior
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>you will never be a sith lord
>you will never use the dark side to get back at the normies
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>>25213290
Yes there is, you don't need to strive for success or anything in life since you are not made to get it, you're free from it all.
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>>25213631
you still need to get a job to survive

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Merry christmas everyone.

My dad left early overseas. Makes over 150k a year.
Left me an early gift.
>Some cheap cologne and some socks.
>Two blankets from an aunt and dad's girlfriend.

Hopefully mom's in two days will be better. But she knows next to nothing about me and loves my three sisters and older step-brother more, so I'm sure to expect nothing.
I try not to be the demanding or expectant type this time of year, but it's depressing that nobody has any regard for me to actually grant me anything greater than a trifling utility item.

>tfw you ask your dad to watch starwars with you for christmas and he says no to spend time with the family he made around you.

Anybody else have bad christmas stories to make me feel better?
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And to make things worse the oneitis I've loved since we were 14 still won't try to see me even though she's only 2 hours away.
We've known eachother literally six years, and she's been too afraid or evasive.

I wish I could convey to her that even if she were the biggest, fattest nigger on earth I'd still hold love for them.

I just want to kill myself because I'll never have the fulfillment I want.
Christmas just makes that feeling more morose than anything else.
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Alienated amongst people I actually identify with, the ultimate prod against my psyche.
To be so disinteresting to your peer group that they can't even muster a response.
And yet you try to say that you know what abject loneliness is like.

I have no family.
I have friends that use me for my resources and act as ambient criticism.
I can't sleep, and when I do, I can't wake up.

But there is no sympathy.
No assistance, not even the slightest smidgen of outreach.
I suppose I am asking for too much.
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>>25213364
You need a female, man...

>I have friends that use me for my resources and act as ambient criticism.
Most normal social bonds are just that, true kinship is rare these days.

You sound like you're suffering depression. Things aren't as bad as you think.

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The one thing I have a hard time comprehending about SJWs and BLMs is that they believe in calling people out on their unscrupulous behavior.

Which is fine in theory. The thing I don't get is that they act all shocked and surprised when the person they're calling out decides to bite back and defend themselves. That when they're confront, somehow it's baffling they would challenge whoever is affront them?

I don't get that. How can you decide to call somebody out and NOT expect them fight back? How can you NOT expect an argument to happen? Or for them to feel the need restate and assert themselves? I mean, if you punch someone in the face, how is it not reasonable to expect to them to punch you back? When you confront and argue with someone, how is it unfeasible that they won't do the same in return?

They're entitled to stick up for themselves when someone picks a fight. You're not entitled to go around picking a fight with them and starting trouble. If I were to call people out, I would fully prepare myself for some kind shitstorm to take place as a result, and have to stand my ground and reassert my intent and stance from whatever shit is blown my way.
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Simply put, SJWs and BLM niggers are retarded.

You cannot reason with them. You cannot hope to comprehend them. The only course of action is to wind them up till they blow.
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Spoiled brats. That's why.

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>use plain normie mannerisms in public
>wildly swing my arms around, spin on my chair, make weird noises pinching my nose, hide in boxes, and impersonate movie/vidya characters at home
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>>25213216
>hide in boxes
I love doing this, I'm posting from a massive box right now. I sleep in here too.

When we got a new refrigerator I got inside the box and walked down the street with the box over me. People thought I was a neighborhood kid but little did they know who was really in there.
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>>25213216
>>25213444
Snake? Snake, are you there? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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>>25213760
Yessss thisss isss snakesss

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Christmas in 2hrs, and you're gonna be alone for it! OH NO!
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Not even in newzealand
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>>25213215
it's 9:32pm so roughly 2hrs yeah

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