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>first time doing anal with some girl
>her anus is fucking dirty and hairy
>my cock is now with shit everywhere
>i puke on her bed
>finally get gf, not that anal girl
>wake up in the morning
>she talks something
>her breath fucking stinks
>another day, still same gf
>go to the bathroom
>a fucking GIANT piece of shit on the toilet
WHY
ARE
WOMEN
SO
DISGUSTING
I think the appropriate question is why are Humans so disgusting?
If you could smell your own morning breath you probably wouldn't be too pleased either, considering the mouth is literally a breeding ground for a large assortment of various bacteria and germs. Morning Breath is bad on virtually everyone.
Also everyone shits, you shit, I shit, any girl is going to shit. It's disgusting but it's also human. You should have expected shit the moment the thought of penetrating an asshole came into your feeble mind.
With that being said I don't disagree with you at all. Human beings are disgusting things that carry around legions of bacteria and waste and filth.Modern life is a constant struggle to mask the fact that you are a filthy fucking animal wallowing in it's own filth.
The bed you sleep on? Millions upon Billions of dead skin particles (and tiny shit particles as well). The pillow you sleep on? Dead scalp skin and probably tiny foreign insects (did you know that there are microscopic insects called mites that live inside your facial pores and come out to mate while you sleep? They also shit on your facepic related)
Planet Earth is disgusting, Burn the planet until there is nothing left.for me, I will spend my sexual time with escorts (not cheap whores know the difference) that way I only have to see her in her prettiest, most hygienic state and also without having to deal with the nagging that usually comes with having a gf
Rejection stories:
>summer between middle school and high school starting
>cute red head girl i know i've had a crush on for a while
>work up the courage to ask her to the movies
>initially she seems into it talking about it
>"let me call so and so and see if they want to come too"
>fuck.jpg
>lots of calls back and forth about how can come or not
>this isn't going well...why am i still talking to her....eject eject eject
>nobody else wants to come
>final time she calls me again
>"Listen, I would never go out with you,"
>wow, at least she's honest
>oh ok uh bye
>hang up
>cry
After highschool I did ok with women just the whole time there, no luck. I guess people knew me too well or something and their opinion was set in stone. Looking back though it still makes me feel like shit though especially considering she wasn't really even good looking I was just obsessed with red hair.
I asked this girl out last friday. We're friends on facebook and we usually chat on there. But anyways, I gave her my phone number on friday when I asked her out(which she said yes to), but so far she hasn't texted me anything about it and I start all conversation with her on facebook.
so desu I think I'm going through a rejection right now
>chat up some chick obsessed with baking stuff
>at least she will stay in the kitchen :^)
>keep chatting, good chemistry between us
>subtly offer to do something with her
>she declines and tells me not to expect much with her
>be in chinese restaurant
>that last line was irrelevant since I was using okstupid on my phone
>message a 22 year old, I'm 19
>she replies
>"your to young"
goddammit these people
>>25229586
>notice qt quiet boy in library who was always alone
>try to approach him with my friends during lunch
>he always replies with one word and doesn't seem to like me
>keep trying anyway
>ask for his number
>surprisingly gives it to me but doesn't reply to my messages
>tell him i had a crush on him and that i was sorry for being annoying and i would leave him alone
>he agrees and is relieved
>had to see him often in the hallways for the next year
>awkward as heck
Any other robots not see any of the Star Wars movies?
I have seen parts of them on tv but i'm not a fan of star wars. I will not be watching that new movie.
>>25219698
star wars dies at the end, killed by mickey mouse
I literally worship women yet I'm single all my life. They just use me and friendzone me.
Why do women hate when guys respect them?
>>25219658
>I literally worship women
That's where you fucked up. You gotta treat them like a dog: regular attention, feed them, have special events like going to the park and regular activities like playing in the yard or walking but if you bow to them they will step on your back and use you to climb higher.
>>25219724
Yeah dis nigga knows what's up.
If you want to learn some psychology on women or people In general just watch Caesar Milan the dog whisperer guy.
My wife loved that show and learned a lot on how to deal with kids in her profession. She's probably the best day care lady I ever met. But really it's all about control, never give it up or they'll bite you I'm the back, even if it's your "best friend"
>>25219724
>>25219840
I love my dog and treat her better than real people, she fucking loves me.
Keep you hatered to yourselves maybe?
>You will never be a demon on earth punishing normies for their worldly sins
Well first of all it's called a wordly sin because it's done on this world. You're supposed to punish them when they pass into the next, because at that point they can't redeem themselves. Also, I don't think you've read Inferno.
I like the way Dante puts thieves below murderers in Hell. Thieves are scum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ
>tfw spending another Christmas all alone eating Tinner
>>25219518
I know that feel, other people are opening presents and having fun but you're just eating food in silence.
Thank you, anons. Some of you are so helpful.
Merry Crimbo
>lol merry christmas xD
fuck you faggot
holidays are for normies
taste my steel
jfc i just had the worst fucking experience of my life
i am crying so hard rn, i went to see my academic supervisor today and i had with me a book that she'd authored, my copy was obviously well thumbed so she could see id been reading it a lot
well what happened was, when i opened the book and put it on the desk in front of us there were two pubic hairs in the crease of the page
she didnt say anything but the way she reacted i know for sure she saw them and fucking hell, like im crying here thinking what if he thought i was masturbating over her book or sth and i just idk
i hate myself. ugh worst day.
What the fuck did I just read??
>book title desu
You ever think 4chan is just a big social expirement?and we're all going to be doomed by the results?
Every single person that ever posted here would get their lives ruined or worsened if those posts were made public and known to their surroundings.
So what makes the real human nature that's only revealed by anonymity taboo to the point of being a death penalty in today's world?
I don't see how my post history could come back and bite me in the ass. Seriously, someone would have to really presume themselves as the keeper of the pearly gates to collect your posts, show them all to you and go 'THIS IS YOUR LIFE ARE YOU HAPPY?!"
Like no, did you read them? Does it look like I give a shit? Did you ever have a stake in whether or not I gave a shit? No, now fuck off.
Who here wants Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on Stream? I know it's pretty old but for some strange reason I have one in my inventory and I have no idea how I got it.
Sure.
My url is id/notfish
Id/usernameunknown tis my childhood game, hell yeah
>>25219333
I will trade you postal 2 for it if you are interested.
Anyone else get rock hard at the thought of smug Pepe raping them?
>>25219327
No
Chill with that tho
/depression general/
I don't even know what to do in life. I mean it's a beautiful planet with nice plants and flowers and shit but all i do is browse 4chan to get an occasional laugh out of it.
Staring at a computer screen all day isn't how i imagined my life as a kid desu but seems like everyone is doing this.
Heh, welcome to the wonderful world! Enjoy being tortured for the rest of your life. ;^)
Many years before I have been able to feel SMELL of flowers, smell of a season. I have been able to look for something for the future, I knew why I am coming back home. I was running to home just to play hockey outside, I was exciting to new vidiyas.
Now it seems like thats all not about me, just a story of some person. I forgot what happiness feels like.
I feel powerless. I also feel like I have some small bit of hope tucked away somewhere in a corner of my mind, but for a long time now it's been difficult to find. Lately my days consist of waking up anxious, suffering, mindlessly working, suffering more, then getting home where I distract myself with shows and porn to try and take my mind off of my anxiety and emptiness. I don't feel like I'm going anywhere and I don't feel like my state of mind is ever going to get better. If I knew that it would always be this bad or worse, would I finally snap and just kill myself? I want to be suicidal sometimes. I also think of that image about how being suicidal is great because then you could do anything, but that couldn't be further from the truth. When you're that bad, you've already convinced yourself that doing those things wouldn't work anyway and you'd just end up worse than before, where the goal of suicide is to end suffering. I don't want to be a prisoner of my own mind anymore, or at least, my issues. I wish there were some way I could express this and get the kind of help I need, but even I don't know what that would be. At this point I would almost be happy just to not experience any feelings whatsoever, just so I could avoid suffering. Not like the bullshit those meds did, all it did was make me give in to it more. I finally cried in public today. Granted there weren't people watching or anything, but I wonder if I'll get to the point where I just start sobbing uncontrollably at work.
So she tells me she's a virgin an waiting for marriage, no exceptions.
Then a few days later she tells me she's had lots of boyfriends and done "other things" with most of those guys.
Is there such a thing as a mouth roastie?
Is she still pure?
No. None of them are.
That means anal, i had a grill like that, no vag, only oral and anal... Quite good, but later failed because she wanted vag and that meaned marriage and kids... So i run xd
why is ephebophilia considered by pedophilia by normies when everyone knows kids starts wanting sex in middle school? Japan and Spain know.
I was pretty common until recent times too. It was accepted that girls are no longer girls when they have their first menstruation.
Ephebophilia doesn't exist. It's completely natural for men to be attracted to girls 15-18. If anything, that's the age that the primitive male desires the most. Old enough to breed, young enough to be tarnished by other men.
>>25219412
>young enough to be tarnished by other men
*not to have been tarnished by other men.
>to mathias
>from lukas
Thank you.
Lukas
