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>one week left in 2015
JUST
>December 24, 2015
END
MY
SUFFERING
Nollaig shona daoibh, /r9k/. Hope you all have a lovely day :)
Happy Christmas familia
>>25222190
happy ecksmas pepelephant :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b44mSKZpun8
> tfw you find a new cashier waifu
Fucking hell, spaghetti went everywhere
Take a pic of her and post it
>mfw realizing how far away the year 2000 is now
>It's nearly 2016
>2016 is to 2000, as 2000 was to 1984
>>25221958
>>2016 is to 2000, as 2000 was to 1984
fuck, when you put it that way it's really fucking depressing
>yfw people are nice to you
FUCK OFF. I DON'T CHARITY KINDNESS. STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE MY HATRED OF PEOPLE BY BEING NICE. AT LEAST WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU, YOU KNOW WHERE THEY STAND!
>>25221956
I'm sorry you feel that way, anon. Hey, what do you say we go out for a beer? I'm buying! :)
>>25221983
REEEEEE STOP TRYING TO BE ME FRIEND JUST HATE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!
>>25222051
Hey, don't be like that man. Why don't I make it up to you by helping you with your algebra 1 homework?
>tfw you attempt to robotrip but don't even feel it
well I guess the ride is over :/
Goddammit I took it an hour and a half ago and nothing
I even potentiated with grapefruit juice
This is no bueno...
Faggots-woah-oh go home
Faggots-woah-oh go home
>>25222299
How much did you take, OP? I'm actually about to walk down to the CVS to grab a bottle. I have no connections so once a month I always do it (I really should learn how to buy drugs online).
>ex gf I dated for 3 years hates me
>I still think I could make it work
>she sent me a text to never talk to her or hang out with her again
I miss you, Amelie
>>25221877
>That old lego soccer torso
>not having a job
>bragging about not having a job
>has to beg mommy for christmas gifts after spending all of his autism bux
>not being "wagecuck" master race being able to buy whatever you want any time you want
>"b but I get to enjoy my own time and browse le internet and learn new stuff every day/watch movies/read books!"
tick tock tick tock, just one more week and you guys will get your monthly autismbux check
>no replies
All this silent mad from neets
Have you or would you ever have a JO bro?
You get some sexual companionship without a girlfriend. Just two guys hanging out, watching porn and jacking off.
http://xhamster.com/movies/5379500/taylor_swift_2_man_sop.html
As long as you say "no homo" every time your penis heads touch, you're safe and won't get AIDS
http://xhamster.com/movies/5202590/oily_wank_together_with_silvia_saint.html
looks like fun, wish I had a bro like this
>>25221988
>you will never jerk with your senpai as he shows you proper technique
> ;_;
Parents have the right and are justified in forcing their children to move out at 18. Discuss.
Legally, yes, they do have the right. But, politically, it's touchy and you'd have to be a cold SOB to not feel a thing if you do it. Reality is, 18 y/o is really a very tough age to be simply thrown out. And, the child needs to be given prior warning, otherwise it's simply cruel and unjustified.
If they're in school, then it may not be justified. Going to school while working makes things way too hard.
OTOH, if the child is working and doesn't want to go to school, then it could be justified. Again, with prior notice and making sure the kid has a plan.
>Have right to reproduce
>Have right to relieve yourselves of the consequences of reproducing if things don't go your way
Wow that works out pretty well doesn't it? You have the legal right to pass your needless, meaningless suffering onto the next generation.
>tfw you cum in a wagecuck's gf
>look mom I posted it again!1!1!!1!!one!!!
>>25221936
Haha wagecuck BTFO once again!!
They LITERALLY never learn.
>tfw no superior NEET cum to overflow myimaginarygf
Who do /mean thing/
When I was boy in pakistan I threw my poo over the stall on people pooping... HAHAHA
>>25221723
HAHAHA very nicely mememed my friendo allahu akbar indeed
when i was boy in russia i did shove potato up my ass and crap out on table at social gathering of fellow russian peasant men. quite well was the laughter
>be me
>3 years old in daycare
>hate tomatoes
>whenever there's tomatoes in the food i throw it on the ground
>other people get caught for doing this, but i keep it on the lowdown
>never get in trouble, somebody has to pick up the tomatoes every day
>tell cute gril i love her and want to be with her forever
>don't actually love her at all but say it just to get sweet pussy
>tfw she cried for 5 hours after i broke up with her
Rare Gondolas thread
Bumping,not sure if rare
>>25221542
Where is the gondola in this one?
ITT: Post pictures of child-like wonder.
I want not 1 but 2 gf one day.
how the fuck do you edge without letting cum slip out ? i try but small amounts still get out
>>25221519
gotta do more kegels man. keep trying.
