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has your boss ever made a move on you or vice versa? did you have an affair?
i'm really curious to see if this got you ahead or totally fucked up your career. does this kind of thing even happen?
My now ex-girlfriend fucked her shift manager at McDonald's while we were dating. She has a chubby chaser fetish and I wasn't fat.
I broke up with her as soon as I found out (the shift manager's sister told me via text the next day).
She's still a crew member getting paid minimum wage.
Women are the niggers of gender. Never forget this r9k.
Doesnt testosterone make you, loud, aggressive, violent and increase your sexual libido?
>>25224309
John Lennon and Yoko Ono wrote "Woman Is the Nigger of the World"
Why do normies like "going out" to bars and clubs constantly?
When my workmates invite me, I reluctantly go every few months just so I have some social interaction, but usually they all waste a portion of their wage on overpriced drinks and we stand around packed like sardines in one of the awful clubs in my town.
It's just shit.
>>25224261
is that the qt military grill
>>25224303
Natalya poklonskaya
Some ukranian politician
>>25224371
tonight i will fap happy
Nothing makes me cum harder than morbidly obese sacks of crap
why is bigcuties content so hard to find :(
>gf uncut penis
>cum inside her pussy no condor
>4x in a row this afternoon
Do I even ?
I have a girlfriend and my penis is not circumcised.
This afternoon, I ejaculated inside her vagina a total of four times.
>>25224062
>>25224149
Are vaginas patrician?
Who /christmasnostalgia/ here
It's that time of the year boys
THE SWAMP
SHREK It's so good to be home! Just you and me and...
DONKEY [offstage] One is the loneliest number that you ever do...[enters] Two can be as bad as one...
SHREK Donkey?
>>25224033
Huh? Wut??
>it's almost 2016
did you at least manage to fulfill your new year's resolutions of last year, robot?
Implying I had one.
I did. Setting the bar a little higher for 2k16. How about yourselves robots?
Do black girls really love beta white men? I'm desperate.
>tfw black grill
>tfw had a beta father
>tfw wish you had a strong stable male to give you assurance and teach you masculine shit like self-restraint, mastery over nature, etc
>tfw always felt like you were lacking and want to make sure your kids never go through the misfortune of having a beta father
lol no. Black women hate beta men. In a culture that is all about physical stregnth, why the hell would they find you attractive?
Does r9k prefer mens or womens underpanties?
>Does r9k prefer memes or womens underpants?
I was like, wut? then I re-read and was like, wut?
a tomboy wearing boxers, spats or cotton men's briefs
I like ladies briefs for the delicate and sensual feel in my groin region
Who /shittychristmas/ here?
>have a nice time with mother watching 1970s music videos on youtube
>generally an ok time being home, sit alone reading etc
>she starts crying and wailing when I make a minor adjustment to the spare bedroom where I'm staying
>jokingly tell her she's a gloomy person
>sister arrives home
>both begin calling me a weirdo and crying
>accuse me of being like my father (barely remember him)
>call me a bully
>mother threatens to commit suicide
>tells me I've never given anything to the family and that I've ruined the past 14 year of her life (since puberty)
>lie in bed all day today
>they both come in gently telling me to get up
>saying "come on bro", "come on son" and "let's move on"
>same shit since I was a teen (screaming then "moving on")
>ignore them all day
>mother again threatens to commit suicide and goes driving in the rain
>sister screams at me saying I've never done anything for her and that she wishes she were dead
>tells me I'm heartless and mentally ill for not also crying and screaming
>both tell me I've ruined christmas
what
extremely confused
>>25223660
Well, thats pretty much the definition of a toxic familly, move out man, they are going to devour your soul otherwise.
I lived through this stuff man, dont make the same mistake as me and get out while you can.
I've been going trough the same thing for years.
Your Christmas is my every day.
Anon, why aren't you being spontaneous?
I am. Doing what I spontaneously wish to do just happens to involve lying around.
>>25223633
So is she going to fart out fire or what?
I am actively trying to be less spontaneous and impulsive because I am trying to structure my days more and be more disciplined as I pursue art in a more serious way.
I only work 3 days/week (which pays for rent + food) and used to just do whatever the fuck on my remaining 4 days: go to the beach, go on hikes, lots of jacking off, etc.
Now I'm trying to structure those days, treat my art like work, and have a schedule with goals and targets.
Also, I am incredibly turned on by that photo and want to masturbate to it. Trashy girls give me shameful boners.
Sup guys
Christmas threads gift !
What did you get from your family/friends/partner ?
For my is pic related jordans,a fuckton of clothes,money,a new keyboard and a new wallet.
Best christmas in years desu
>>25223618
A bucket full of fucking nothing and I don't even care tbqh
Christmas is fucking humbug anyway
like every other year.
I do I get a qt, loving, warm, motherly MILF gf?
Such thing dont exist irl anon.
>>25223559
Ok how about a young tumblrite artsy hipster girl who like the Smiths and thinks that my autism is cute and wants to teach me how to enjoy life again
>>25223559
>>25223597
don't worry they exist they're just hard to find ;)
Have you ever experienced the manlet pat?
How would you react if someone tried to humiliate you like that?
I'm 170cm but I haven't, nobody wants to get near me.
There really isn't much you can do, kinda like the Johnson treatment.
>Amira and Farid refuse to leave Syria believing Allah will save them
>2 more civilian casualties by bomb strikes
>daughter refugee ends up in America
>turns into a whore to fit in fucking all of the beta virgins that would talk to them
Who won?
>>25223249
reminded me of this to be honest family shake my head
Ideally she would have survived with her parents, but dying would be better than what she is now.
