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Anyone else here who doesn't get presents for Christmas? When I was 13 our father kinda told us he won't pay for presents anymore. On the one hand I like it because I don't have to bother finding presents for my parents, on the other hand the whole thing seems pretty pointless without it. I'm glad when Christmas is over.
Our family doesn't do presents anymore. Just spending time with each other is enough, why bother with buying junk that people don't need
>>25223189
>make a list
>put things on it
>I get everything I want
that's how it's always worked in my household
Former poorfag. Christmas was never big for me, but I was cut off at officially at 14. At 12 My parents gave me only coal because I was bad(expelled from school). At 14 I moved out no presents since.
>tfw manlet
>tfw dicklet
>tfw skinnyfat
What could i ever possible have going for me?
well at least you are not a nigger, right?
>>25223161
youre right, thats a bit relieving
>tfw all of my top OkCupid matches are trans-something something-sexual something-phile xyz-kin
I want this meme to end.
>>25223102
stop following girls with purple hair then
i want to rape a inoccent girl on the dark. their skin is so soft so beatufil they are innocent and good loking and it is enough to horny me
see this is my rape spot
you see when it is dark i will rape. why? because dark is better.however when i rape these girl in this spot their scream will not be heared.and i'll be gone when i'm finished, i am a stranger i'm not even from that country i will move to germany with refuugee status
0P is a faggot
You will be raped in jail by a niger
>>25223072
>i am a stranger i'm not even from that country i will move to germany with refuugee status
This is how I know this is a troll
So what is it robots? Be honest.
https://www.strawpoll.me/6356132
>>25223061
im not going to your sketched ass info gathering link tks.
>aunt comes to spend xmas with my parents
>hot cousin comes too
Should I try to get her drunk, guys?
Dubs confirm. Godspeed
>>25223067
Thanks brethren, let's see if I can score a pity BJ while she's drunk.
>>25223055
Absolutely anon
White wine is the answer
Blowys from cousin will follow
Also, that pepe anon
NORMIES HAVE STOLEN "TFW NO GF"
IS NOTHING SAFE ANYMORE?
>>25235854
>beta Asian tumblr girl
>normie
No she's a beta female. She will have someone with slight chub, tall, and only 7/10 take her to prom.
>>25235854
>implying they are normies
They are robots just like us that are trying hard to be normies but they have failed and have become betas.
>>25235870
>>25235896
all women are normies by default unless physically disfigured like burns. even morbidly ovese girls get tons of messages on dating sites
Merry Christmas, /r9k/
Love, /pol/
>>25223031
but /pol/ fucking hates the average /r9k/ poster
Frohe Weihnachten, /pol/!
J4ST
>>25222735
(F)UUCC(K)
Who here /hatetalkingonthephone/?
I can talk to people in peraon just fine but i just hate talking on the phone. It bores me to sit there holding a piece of plastic to my head, i just try to let the other person talk as much as possible
I know this feel
I absolutely hate talking to someone without being able to gauge their facial expressions
Same reason why I usually prefer messaging on Skype
I don't like the phone because I rely on body language a lot and have a hard time knowing when to speak, what the tone of the conversation is, when it's appropriate to make a joke or be serious, etc. without seeing body language.
I get really restless and impatient on the phone.
So how do I actually buy something off alphabay? I've got my bitcoin uploaded, got my PGP keys, got my products picked oyt, but I don't see "BUY" button anywhere.
Am I supposed to ask the vendor if I can buy from him? What if he won't respond?
Ask the bitcoinmen
Nothing represents humanity more than the sewers.
I have been thinking a lot about it lately, usually when I masturbate and then cry in the shower.
How much sweat, tears, blood, pus, snot, spit and semen go down there.
How many broken dreams, efforts, thoughts, failures and successes end up being washed down there.
No place is more human than the sewers.
Deep shit, man.
>>25222539
Haha, that was pretty funny.
>>25223194
Glad you had a laugh, anon.
One time at a day at least.
>tfw therapist with a happy ending
they are my favorite kind of therapists.
well green text it anon
>People on here unironically believe Jesus wasn't born at 8:30 PM December 25 on 0 AD.
Explain yourselves, heathens
Well, let's turn it around - why do you believe he was born on that date? And which calendar? Julian or Gregorian?
>>25222266
Yea, I thought so.
/thread
> not sacrificing a virgin in the woods and bathing in her blood.
Get on my level
Anyone else here hate everything "nerdy"?
I hate Lord of the Rings
I hate Star Wars/Star Trek
I hate comic books and capeshit
I hate Doctor Who
I hate scifi
I hate video games
And I absolutely hate anime with a passion
But most of all, I hate how everyone loves them. Fuck nerds.
Sounds like me when I was younger
>too weird and autistic to be a chad
>All the "nerds" are lulsorandom meme spouting utter faggots
>>25222191
most are normies not real robots back when when nerds were real women weren't even found in their ranks
