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This is what I actually
I mean literally
This is a bad dream where everything went so, so bad I hope I'd wake up tomorrow
Words don't make justice
>>25231746
Read quality books and cease your internet activity.
Just bee you're self
>>25231789
The Bell Jar
I will read it
Describe yourself/your life in a comfy screenshot of Homer Simpson
>>25231745
[original post here]
/R9K/ ARTISTS HELP MAKE A GAME
Hey guys I am making a game and I need artists to draw textures, sprites, GUI and misc items.
You can contact me on Skype @ gameassetsskype
The game is a classic RPG made in Unity
The idea is to make an RPG that isn't agonizing to play. I am doing so by
>Abolishing text scrolling. Text appears on the screen immediately
>Abolishing grinding. My main goal is to give the combat somewhat of a skill. Many ideas on how, will tell you more after you contact me
>Making a living and polished world. It infuriates me when I become the Dragon Slayer King God Chosen Warrior of the Dark Brotherhood and the NPCs don't give a shit
>Make the dialogue engaging. Will simply do my best, probably will try to get a writer.
I will happily tell you more about the game over on Skype. Please show something you draw when posting in this thread or in Skype if you're interested.
Thanks a lot, Billy Johnson.
>Pic related is one of the NPCs, and that is supposed to be the general art style of the game.
Dude no offense this looks like shit
Sounds like shit too
>>25231752
Well thanks for the bump anyway
Check out what I got my wife's son for Christmas! His favorite player is Iverson cause my wife's ex looks like him.
What do you think? Is it a good gift?
Would have been a good gift in 2001.
>>25231669
>having a wife
>on r9k
I'm gonna call bullshit
I just got rejected, tell me your stories.
I confessed my love to a girl I've been talking to for 2 years and we always had something. She said I was moving too fast and that she needed friends.
I already have friends so I just removed her, I don't care if she wants to friendzone me, fuck that.
Either you're telling the truth or you're posting that to feel better about yourself and will talk to her again sometime in the near future
Christmas Eve and not a single text or steam message.
I guess everyone is waiting until tomorrow to talk to me...yeah, that's it.
>>25231497
no they just don't give a shit about you. they don't even know you exist right now
Merry Christmas normies
Don't get too drunk now
Thisis indeed a Merry Christmas.
Yeah, I think I'm going to end it tonight
>>25231427
Merry Christmas fellow robot. I love you.
how would your parents, family, and friends react to you marrying a poor girl from southeast asia?
tfw ill never marry a cambodian qt and smoke opium all day with her
I had an Indonesian gf for awhile, they didn't seem to mind. Possibly because she had a bit of money to her name though.
>>25231483
this thread is for robots, sorry
Merry Christmas faggots
Who else is spending Christmas sitting in a bathrobe watching endless TV?
It's just my mother and I keeping each other company other than that.
No family is better than having a shitty family at least.
Good one, its nice you can spend the day with your mother.
> You will be alone for Christmas and New Years
> Again
>>25231246
>not having a waifu to spend your special days with
it's like you're not even a robot
I have a 5.5x6 dick yet it looks small as fuck. I'm a fatass weighing 100kg for 173cm. Will my dick look normal sized if I lose weight?
>I have a 5.5x6 dick yet it looks small as fuck.
>yet
>>25231244
I mean as small as something like 4x4. I am perfectly aware that my dick is pretty short otherwise I wouldn't be browsing this board.
You have a small dick and you're fat. Your dick looks even smaller because you're a sentient ball of lard and cholesterol. Whats the problem here?
That feeling that occurs when one is lacking a trap gf.
All the problems of a woman with the addition of it being a dude.
Why do you want this?
You probably wouldnt dare to speak to one if you found it
Merry Christmas you cucks
Merry Cuckmas
~Doge
Why do girls vaginas bleed every month?
>>25231074
In a monthly cycle a bunch of extra tissue builds up in their womb, as scaffolding for a baby.
If they don't get knocked up all of that scaffolding shears off and just falls out of their vagina, flesh, blood, and all.
because there nasty cunts
>>25231125
>>25231126
both of these are correct
/thread
This thread is dedicated to all of you guys who are here on christmas eve, and to those who kill themselves tonight or tomorrow. See you robots in the scrapyard in the sky.
This is a dedication thread.
>>25230888
do suicides spike this time of year? Feel like they probably do
so long sweet princes,may the afterlife be filled with qt 3.14s and free of normies
>tfw suicidal thoughts
Please just someone send me into a loony bin. I can't be a human being this life around.
