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>people saying "Really?" when something undesirable happens
>people saying "Are you serious?" for the same
Goddamn that is some annoying shit.
>being kc tier
Goddamn that is some annoying shit.
>>25226633
Really? You're gonna do that in my thread? Are you serious?
Post your most festive pictures /r9k/
mary fucken christmas
>>25226431
Merry Christmas /r9k/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BNKfJ08RaE
>You're trying to get me drunk, aren't you, anon?
Yes. Drink up!!
Help me, robots. My phone has started displaing 4chan in the PC format. Never used to. What do?
>>25226318
Scroll down complettly tap on enable mobile/ disable desktop mode.
Tappy that, and things should be ay ok
>>25226318
Read the raw API.
https://a.4cdn.org/r9k/1.json
https://a.4cdn.org/r9k/thread/25226318.json
You're welcome.
>>25226468
thanks u mate
After being rejected by society and pushed away no matter how much I try to fit in, I realized that I don't give one fuck about Christmas. Let the normies do their shit and have their celebration, what do I have to celebrate? I'm an outsider to their world, so their stupid cultural memes, putting on Santa hats and fake smiles etc. are irrelevant to me.
whatever floats your boat, mang
I am tripping balls this Christmas
Everything feels like a holy revelation, everything is twinkling with the holiday spirit
How do you guys deal with having a small penor? I was never able to (im 4.6 inches)
pls help
blox
>>25226094
pls kill me
blox blox
What's the rarest flag you've seen
Post collections
Fuck off to your home board.
/int/ is the other room dude
Cyka Blyat xDD
>Spend the last 3 Christmases and New Years completely alone
>Improved my looks and stopped being a shut-in NEET, got a decent job
>Started seeing a girl recently and thought maybe this time would be different
>She complains I'm not romantic
>I got some flowers on the way home to give her (pic related)
>It was supposed to be a surprise
>She sends me a text saying she doesn't want to see me
>Time for a 4th Christmas and New Years alone
Does anyone in the Maryland/DC/Virginia area want these flowers? Or to meet up and not be lonely?
The lady at the shop gave me a little plastic vase to put them in too because I couldn't remember if the girl I was going to give them to had a vase or not at her apartment.
Merry christmas /r9k/
Give them to a random girl on the street you find attractive. Better to try to get something than wallow in your own self pity
>>25225832
>breaking up over text
>on Consumer Eve
Welp shitty that it happened but you dodged a bullet there. Gonna go with >>25226044 because that actually isn't a half bad idea. Could make someone's day.
Maybe choose a somewhat average girl but still someone you find attractive. Don't give it to some ridiculously gorgeous girl because they're used to that kind of behavior.
> decide to go to family's Christmas party
> parents rail on me for being an atheist
> all family railing on me for something or another
Why did I even fucking try, I made a thread asking if I should go, and everyone said yes. Fuck this.
your fault for being an atheist
I never discuss my beliefs, religion, politics, etc. with anybody in my family. The risk is just far too great especially considering my views and opinions are far outside the societal norms.
>>25225834
>>25225817
I don't normally entertain shitposting, but in this case, anon is actually right.
I don't know if God is there, no one does, no matter how much I WANT to believe in eternal paradise where best girl and I live in a wonderful companionship with family and friends, where things are OK, etc etc. The idea of dying is not only scary but terribly depressing and sad. Anyway back to the point: My parents are Christian, bible thumpers, hard core believers.
Dad has a masters in Theology, preaches here and there, really buys the whole God thing, and I don't think I'm superior for not following a specific religion I just don't feel comfortable with it anymore, despite being raised in it. I wish I hadn't been because I want the hard truth over false reality, knowing that the hard truth would wriggle its way into my life no matter how hard I would try to keep it out. My parents will face this as well and its going to hit harder than it did with me. They probably already deal with it, pushing it to the back of their mind.
With that being said, do you really expect emotional support from your family in this case? My parents tried their best with me, they don't understand why I just don't go out and be successful, they are incapable of comprehending certain things, so whats the point in going around saying "I'm atheist, mom and dad please stop forcing me to say 'bless me' when I see you I'm tired of the empty words and superficiality that comes with modern Christianity"? It'll only cost me mental energy and cause them emotional pain, so I grit my teeth and just go with the flow. I never say I'm Christian, and I never say I'm atheist, I just avoid the subject if its brought up.
If they out right ask me I tell them "I don't know, I'm not religious".
You're going to have to find family and acceptance within yourself before finding people to share your life with. Life is constant pain and struggle, we have to work hard enough to bear fruits of happiness.
Merry Christmas /r9k/!
From: /int/
To: /r9k/
>>25225801
thanks but I don't get the meme
>>25226549
it seems the concept of borders and other countries is foreign to them.
i'll demap you
Anyone else forced to stay in there room tonight?
>im 29 live with parents
>hate when guests come over and usually stay in my room or another room
>parents invite family over, convince parents to tell family im out at a friends house
>thing is ill be home, so ill have to stay in my room cant get up make noise etc...
anyone else?
29? huh, they'd probably prefer that you're going to be up in your room too.
>>25225786
what does that have to do with anything faggot
>>25225720
>29
>still living with your parents
>still alive
good job
I told my roommate I liked him but he doesn't like me back.
Sad day.
Tell him that it was just a prank, bro.
>>25225703
shoo shoo roastie whorebut pls tell more if you have a girlcock
>>25225703
there are lots of other people mate, no need to get desperate. [Spoiler]Your turn.[/Spoiler]
Who here /likes/ the smell of their morning breath?
Oh yes. Also the the rest of my body if i haven't showered in a while
there is no way to induce love in a woman except by their own choice which can't be influenced
the subjective value of love to a woman continually inflates throughout her lifespan after each relationship
eventually, it isn't attainable at all
>>25225577
fuckin triple dubs checked
reminds me of Michel Houellebecq
>Love as a kind of innocence and as a capacity for illusion, as an aptitude for epitomizing the whole of the other sex in a single loved being rarely resists a year of sexual immorality, and never two. In reality the successive sexual experiences accumulated during adolescence undermine and rapidly destroy all possibility of projection of an emotional and romantic sort; progressively, and in fact extremely quickly, one becomes as capable of love as an old slag.
b-b-but remember, her past doesn't define her.
latest oc here.
>>25225574
never even heard of this but moar
if I get a GET then you need to send all the corrupt ones to the normies
>>25225574
I like this. More pls op
>>25225574
Oh lord I'm dying
