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How can a penis be feminine?
photoshop a red or pink bow ribbon on this please and you'll understand.
pretty=feminine
Everyone who says they can be feminine are faggots
>>25225532
it cannot be. amazing nobody gives a fuck if faggots fuck but now they have to try and convert everyone to faggotry
'Twas the day before christmas,
and all through the board,
the janitors full of hot pockets,
they happily snored!
One last promise to hope for on this christmas eve,
That santa would become real and bring a girlfriend to me!
The tendies were stocked by the tree with care,
With sauces on sauces, BBQ and Ranch to spare!
The robots got comfy, although some were weak,
From all of the noise that the holidays bring.
2015 was over, it was close to the new year,
Anon wrote a poem to bring holiday cheer!
But on part of the board something nasty was stirring,
An evil existence that seemed non-stop recurring.
A presence lurking, reading this no doubt.YOU DON'T GET A FUCKING ENDING YOU GODDAMN NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BOARD STOP FUCKING POSTING HERE YOU GODDAMN NORMIE FUCKS IT'S ALMOST A NEW YEAR AND YOU GODDAMN ASSFUCKS MANAGED TO RUIN ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING SHITFUCK SCREENCAPS AND TAKING OUR GODDAMN MEMES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NORMIES STOP TAKING OUR MEMES A ND OUR POSTS YOU FUCKING EVIL LITTLE PRICKS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CAN YOU JUST FUCK OFF WE DON'T FUCKING WANT YOU HERE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POLLUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING GOOD THING WE HAVE YOU
FUCKING
NORMALFAGS
Screencapped and tagged #XmasFreakout #LOLWhatAWeirdo
>finally get a Skype message notification on annual lonely xmas day
>must be someone wishing me happy Christmas!
>"it's [CONTACT ID] birthday!"
>mfw
>>25225434
Don't you have a family?
>>25225434
>has a skype
normalfag pls go
>>25225475
you're retarded
>>25225457
Yes, as you can see I'm still here
This dirty nigger and his gross ass feet shows up in the related videos to EVERY THING I FUCKING WATCH and it's driving me insane.
How do I make this faggot disappear?
>>25225403
Report the video
Why are virgin women so superior to non virgin whores?
>>25225272
Because it shows restraint, and restraint shows having own values and indifference to social pulls and expectations.
In due time, all shall belong to sign penguin, the true king of the internet
this penguin is 3dank5me
>set aside good chunk of my salary for presents
>spend hours hunting through stores to find specific, personal gifts for everyone
>wrap everything myself
>show up early at my parents place to help out with preparations
Here's the kicker:
>unwrapping time comes around
>I get 4 presents, all "couple presents"
>a book from a cartoonist I liked when I was like 7 years old
>a hipster poster that says "normal is way overrated" with a picture of a fish on it
>a vacuum cleaner from my parents
>a fucking charity gift card where the money went to giving an African farmer 6 ducks or something
>meanwhile my normie family is fawning all over my specialty presents
Fuck my uncaring family. I knew they didn't care that much about me, but this was straight up insulting.
They're all getting gift cards next year. Fuck trying to be nice and caring.
>got friend a gift card
>$50
>realize we're not that close anymore and it might be weird
>>25225207
>reeee I didn't get anything
>friendzoned again >:-(
>>25225260
It's a good excuse to get closer to your friend, though.
So, Is this guy a normie who preys on low self esteem femanons? Or a legit robot?
Gibb me the low down...
>>25225099
He has had multiple gfs and lost his virginity around 15. So what do you think?
>>25225149
Well shit...
Where has this been stated/proven?
Also, posting more Carl's Jr's
>chirstmas eve
>gunna have to see all my Italian family members
>gunna have to listen to my cousins all talking about their success in school and jobs
>"Oh I just got back from a semester in Australia! Look at all these pictures of me!"
>"Oh, I got an internship for an amazing photography company and really love what I am doing"
>"Oh, my new job in New York is so great let me tell you about it"
>Im still working at the same shitty cook job Ive had for years
>the highlight of my month was that I managed to masturbate 3 times in a day last week
Im not mad at them or anything, I'd be happy too if I was them, but it just makes me so depressed and jealous
How do I survive?
>>25224911
Stop being a waste of space by doing something productive with your life and you won't experience this cognitive dissonance.
/thread
I'm in dire need of some Dank and Rare pepes.
Bonus points if it has a Christmas theme.
Come on robots give me the goods.
>>25224756
Pepe market crashed not too long ago. Too many normies.
>>25224809
I feel sorry for those budding entrepreneurs who invested thousands in the Pepe Market thinking it would go well. Always gotta look out for those fucking normalfags.
Why does the goverment even let manlets and niggers breed. They should be killed on sight
If the country is too FREE for you, fuck off to China
I have decided to give away my prized possession. I feel like my pepe can finally be given to a new loving home. I have harbored this pepe for a good 17 years now and it is my duty to let him free into the meme wilderness. He is the rarest of all and I would like to share him with all of you.
Thank you.
This is very rare, thank you for your generous offering.
>>25224570
Thats pretty shit pepe. Nobody wants it. It even has only four finger in the right arm.
>neet, rarely leave the house
>haven't went outside with a purpose in 4 days
>haven't left in months unaccompanied
>parents want me to order take out and do all the grocery shopping
>suddenly have all this responsibility given to me
>too anxious to leave the house now
sorry ive ruined Christmas senpai
Protip: Crash their car lightly, they will never trust you with it again. Worked for me anyway and it wasn't on purpose.
goddamn anon if you can't handle running errands then you have no chance at getting a job
i advise suicide for when your folks die/can no longer nurse you
The one thing nerds dont have to worry about is budget. If all you do is play videogames, wageslave, have no friends, dont drink/do drugs
You too can finally lose your virginity like normies
Pic related
I lost my virginity to a masseuse at an Asian massage parlor. Never wanted a gf, after that it became clear I really didn't need one.
>mfw virgins on /r9k/ cry about tfwnogf when I've had two girls on my cock and balls Adriano style
Merry christmas, dear robots, "fembots", normies, NEETs and wagekeks. I wish you all a happy life and good feels.
>wishing someone well
you don't belong here, ree, etc.
Merry christmas.
Thanks for not starting another racebait, shitposting, cut vs uncut, or manlet thread here on /r9k/
>>25224415
Merry Christmas anon. Hope you're well.
