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>You are currently travelling through time at a rate of 1 second per second.
I'm a real life time traveller.
>>25220915
Time is an illusion. You wanna lick my feminine asshole? I just washed it
Merry Christmas you retarded faggots
>>25220890
Merry fucking Christmas, fgaggot
been a normalfag for like 3 months, felt really good brehs.
going to the beach, laughing at other normal fags stories, and almost got laid with a qt 3.14
now it's over, i'm back
You were never a robot. You don't belong here. You aren't welcome here. Get the fuck off of this board and back to your normie life, chad.
>Almost got laid
Seriously what the fuck is happening to this board.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Star attraction, movie premieres, sports events, red carpets and gala openings: the eternal war between depth and appearances. But there is no war at all between them, since the purpose of depth is to create a stronger, and thus more beautiful, appearance; to transform itself into appearance. Those who scorn appearances and evangelize depth are precisely those who are incapable of much, if any, depth: the pseudo-intellectuals, which is why it is by no means an accident that all of them are ugly.
>>25220752
fine im ugly. u win thank you please post again.
>homefortheholidays.flacc
>gf's house, she's a solid 6 but whatever at least I'm not lonely
>her 8/10 sister is in the shower which is connected to her bedroom
>door faces the stairs
>someone was in her room getting something and left the door open
>I'm coming up the stairs
>she's out of the shower and hasn't got a towel so she goes to shut the door
>See her entire body full frontal nude except her left breast
>tight teen hips
>Brown bush to compliment dirty blond hair
>big and perfectly centered brownish hard nipple on perky 15-year old tits
>wet hair curling slightly
>"S-sorry oops..." and she shuts the door
>tfw better body than her sister
>the incest and threesome thoughts won't go
>fapped twice to this immediately after
Based Christmas
>gf
Fucking normalfag
Holidays are best time for wincest OP
>tfw no onee-chan on Christmas
Is it even worth having an ugly gf? I've been banging whores for the last three years and I've matched with some 3/10's on tinder, and one really wants the D. should I go for it I just keep fucking whores, I mean do women have even anything offer besides their looks?
Pic related is my hand and the chick
ugly gfs are probably worse than if by some miracle you got a good looking girl
dont ever think ugly girls dont have the exact same standards on men, and she'll be way more bitter about settling
as always, life is pure shit and its all pain so just go for it, if she leaves you its no loss
>>25220559
People are partying and socializing
Why are you here browsing frog board? Why aren't anyone texting you? ;)
>>25220961
Same reason you are my friend ;)
Are there any starter guides on dressing so I don't look autistic? Not interested in looking special, just normal.
I think there are companies who can do that for you at low prices. In other words they get yoru measurements and send you fitting stylish clothing for a subscription. So you never have to leave your house.
Or I think, I don't know it's a distant vague memory from a youtube ad
>>25220492
/fa/
https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice
>>25220492
You could try something like this. This is basically what I normally wear and no one has ever said it looks Autistic.
Anybody here have the comic about different generations of humans wondering about a way to reverse entropy and asking an increasingly complex comupter which can't give them a valid answer?
>>25220445
http://multivax.com/last_question.html
Don't know about a comic, but the story is The Last Question by Isaac Asimov
Is this c u c k?
No they're just cousins
Depends on who she's referring to by "our"
>>25220347
whats with all these fat burly men with beards you see today, do they all think they are lumber jacks or something and impress people with their stupid masculine look?
RIP Acnekun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l0B6AMPFf8
R.I.P his mom, get it right fag
What's the point of a woman settling down? Why would she give her life to a man who is going to lust after teen girls, even when she's only in her late 20s?
Most people here hate women sleeping around but it makes sense why a woman would. Better to have fun and then have your husband cheat/not desire you or to never get married at all, than to settle down young and have your husband cheat or resent you once you get to a certain age.
>be women
>literally only useful when young
>can only have healthy children when young
>instead of doing this, fuck around because it's fun
>be around 30 now
>done fucking around
>wahhh where did all the good men go?
>finally settle down with some loser
>have kids
>they're autistic as fuck, or have full blown down syndrome due to my old age
>every other women is also doing this
>hello future society of autistic retards from whores and beta losers
Feels threads need their own separate board. Something like /fee/ or /tfw/.
I come here mostly for the feels threads because it's nice to relate to other robots. But I hate what has happened to this place. Wagecuck threads, trap threads etc.
I want to get off /r9k/'s wild ride.
>>25220239Wizchanhas /dep/ and /feels/
>>25220264
But those places have far less users. We need it here where there is an established userbase.
>>25220283
desu fuck off, you're wasting your time.
Calling a woman out on being a whore is the only way to get their attention if you're not chad
>>25220233
I don't really know what I'm looking at, but why do you want her attention if shes a whore?
>>25220233
You sound autistic. I'm all for slut shaming, but there was no context for you making that comment.
Got over my oneitis, r9k
We used to hang out alot but i haven't seen her for months. Today i finally met her and when i look at her today, she seems like the average jane girl you see everyday on the street.
There is a cure for this, it's called self respect.
that's as unobtainable as a gf anon
>Having a oneitis in the first place
>Self-respect
lol
Yeah right queer
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>sheeve
it's treason then
>no gondola
Gondola deserves all the praise
