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Is pegging gay?
>>25215000
does pegging make you feel attracted to the same sex?
Are there any japs here?
Preferably women?
Pictures please?
O-oh there are none? O-okay
What exactly is the purpose of this thread?
>>25214951
what is the purpose of me being alive
i want a small flat chested petite gf
>>25214870
Im sure you will take any gf that you can, weeb
>>25214907
kiss my black ass
kidnap a 13 year old desu senpai
>add girls on dating sites and message them
>get blocked
I only get messages from bots and single Moms wanting money. Why even try?
>>25214841
You must be pretty fucking spergy to get blocked. Most girls will either ignore messages or just delete if they're not interested.
>>25214861
My profile pic is a pepe and I always send tfw no gf
>there will be people who worked hard all year who will not have enough money this christmas
>they will not be able to even buy a nice christmas dinner
>they will not be able to enjoy their christmas because they're worrying about bills and work
Meanwhile I'm buying crap I don't need for myself and for others, I'll have a delicious dinner (there'll probably be too much of it, some will be thrown away) and I didn't work a single day all year.
Wagecucks absolutely BTFO
Why are you up so late?
Because I'm not an Amerifag you faggot
>>25214651
I haven't slept for 26 hours and I'm at work the next 10 hours. KEK
>tfw family are coming over tomorrow for christmas celebrations
>tfw i will relapse into drinking heavily just to handle this
>>25214500
>implying you're the only one who gets wasted to deal with your shitty family
That's half of what christmas is.
>>25214500
>Drinking alcohol
>Not smoking weed
Come on lad you can do better than that.
>Not having an awesome family
[email protected]
so today I saw the girl of my dreams and met her.........husband
want to die now, thank you
girl of your dreams implies you have dreamed about that certain one....if you just met her then that isnt possible. whoever created that saying is stupid.
>>25214353
don't worry she'll cheat on him if you're attractive enough
>>25214432
I apologize, I should have been more specific
We were friends in high school but she didn't feel the same way about me as I did her. I've dated a couple other girls but all I can think about is her. I haven't seen here in a couple years and ran into her tonight with her newlywed husband.
>He made my middle school years bearable.
>most likely yours as well
>You never thanked him
This and stick RPG were my favorite flash games. Thanks Mr. Fancy Pants.
Back when Flash was the rage, flash animations, flash games
Truly The best time of the internet
who /defendyourcastle/ here?
Whats your favorite Godzilla themed Fighter/Beat 'em up/Blaster game did you most prefer? Godzilla Destroy all Monsters, Godzilla Save the Earth, or Godzilla Unleashed?
>no rampage world tour
wew
katamari
>See image of waifu getting gangbanged
>Can never look at her the same way again
who your waifu?
>ewwwwwwwwwwww white women are ugly, they have big noses and look like witches!
>omg, this female gook with her fat face and bulging frog eyes is sooooooooo cyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
Kill yourselves weebs.
I agree, they look like hamsters
ugly as fucking shit
>Torrent a bunch of Big Wet Asses DVD rips
>check peers out of curiosity
>shows a little national flag for each peer to show where they're from
>Same Saudi Arabian guy downloading every one
Cheers my Saudi Arabian buddy. I hope you don't get your hand cut off, because this is quality shit.
A lot of Saudi Arabians like Friends, too, it seems.
Is there everyone there just flouting the Sharia 24/7 in order to watch hilarious American sitcoms and delicious American butts?
Benefits of working hard, running your own successful online freelancing business, & earning lots of money:
>get paid to basically be like a NEET (only this time you have to at LEAST put in some work, and take some time & effort out of your day to write/do something)
>be able to buy a nice foreign, expensive car
>be able to buy a nice, expensive home
>ULTIMATE bragging rights
>have the ability to travel anywhere in the world at ease
>if you're earning over 5-figure monthly incomes regularly, you can invest in real estate and earn even way more cash as a landlord collecting rent money every month
>you'd ultimately have nothing BUT respect from everybody you personally know
>everyone you know will start to look at you as an actual man
>most important of all, the same vapid stacies who've probably laughed at/friendzoned you in the past will bend over backwards just to fuck your brains out for your money (and if you're smart, that's when you basically tell them to fuck right off & humiliate them for even trying)
benefits of fucking lots of women:
>free pussy
>free blowjobs
>bragging rights
>you gain instantaneous respect from friends, peers, etc.
>if women see that you're good at attracting other women, they'll most likely be way more willing & comfortable enough to fuck you as well
>everyone you know will start to look at you as an actual man
A good chunk of you guys are in your 20's (most likely still virgins), and yet most of you still fail to see the bigger picture. Why stress yourself out over something as meaningless & unimportant as pussy, when you could become an actual success in life, gain way more out of life than just fucking sluts, and make every person who's ever wronged/doubted you hate the living shit out of themselves?Look up "SEO freelance writing". If writing measly 500-word articles for websites is your kind of thing, then look further into it. If that's too difficult for you, then go back to fucking high school.
Let me guess. You come from a low income family which is why you have this nigger mindset.
Money does bring happiness up until 85,000 USD from there on its diminishing returns.
It gets lonely for the .01% you've forgotten to add all downsides.
IT'S A BULLSHIT THREE RING CIRCUS SIDESHOW OF FREAKS
HERE IN THIS HOPELESS FUCKING HOLE WE CALL L.A.
THE ONLY WAY TO FIX IT IS TO FLUSH IT ALL AWAY.
ANY FUCKING TIME. ANY FUCKING DAY.
LEARN TO SWIM SEE YOU DOWN IN ARIZONA BAY
