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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Mills Woods 2028 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Friday at work. I have no pictures yet.
Guess what you do? You do nothing
>>25210898
>#insert random highly discouraging opinion designed to give you low self esteem because envy
>>25210898
Oh, I get it. A eggman for president campaign sticker, almost as funny as when the woman decided to break out a vintage Pat Buchanan.
Are british people the biggest cucks?
They literally watch shows on the BBC
#1 cucks - swedecucks
>tfw no common sailor bf
>>25210561
>tfw not a common sailor
If I wasn't half fucking cripple, I'd love doing that for a couple years.
>MSC Tomoko
How the hell'd you find that? I thought it was a meme 'shop until I googled and it does exist.
>tfw no cute white gf to have missionary sex with on Christmas day
Too busy banging my black qt3.14 to give a fuck. Then she'll watch me play Fallout 4 and be a hero on a search for "our son", and it will be glorious.
>>25210491
Why would you fuck on our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ's birthday? What's wrong with you?
It's the Year of our Lord 2015, come on.
>>25210569
Christmas is Santa's birthday
>tfw just found out the girl I've been dating cheated in her first relationship
Now what? I can tell she's really into me. We've been dating for a couple months.
She said that "This was in her first relationship. She didn't even think about cheating during the second relationship, and now that she knows what it feels like to be cheated on, she doesn't think she'd put someone through it."
Regardless, I still feel like calling it quits. I've already been cheated on before and don't wanna go through that shit again. I always thought I'd be understanding about this kinda thing but now I don't know.
Yeah, tell her to fuck off. Even if you don't mind, you should do it out of solidarity to the guy who she cheated on.
prepare to be cucked, cuck
>>25210444
You're nextdesu
>tfw looking at old family photos
>seeing how happy i was
>how many friends i had
>even female friends
>lots of photos of me and my mothers friends daughters when we were so young
>tfw so much has changed since then
>haven't seen any of them in so long
>Saw a specific photo of me and a young girl my age, probably six with our arms wrapped around each other and smiling while sitting on some railing in front of a house
>mother told me she hasn't seen the mother in years and years, since apparently some guy ripped the mother off and took her house and everything (they were a couple) and she got embarrassed and hasn't been seen since
>tfw no one shares your feel
feels bad man
>Taking the only gf you've ever had back after she told you he was a two pump chump with baby dick.
>>25210404
still a cuck, she just didn't enjoy it that much
If dubs, I'm finally a meme!
Millhouse will never become a meme
>>25210400
milhouse is not a meme is a meme
>>25210418
If dubs the time has come to rise as one people with one voice and cast out the Jew
>made a fake chad tinder
>set my location to a city
>meet a girl
>playing the whole country boy new to the city card
>she is actually being really nice and kind
>telling me where not to go to stay safe
>telling me that her brother is a cop and what streets the crime is on
>we're having a really good discussion about our careers and school
>giving me good life advice as I let my beta insecurity and self loathing seep through
I almost feel bad
Send her this image and say
> Can't believe someone stole my toilet seat BAKA
>>25211231
Fucking Horse-cock johnson doesn't need a toilet seat.
>>25211231
reminds me
>taking a poop earlier today
>its cold so my dick is too small to tuck under the seat
>as I poo clear goop shoots out of my dick
>lands on the back of my pants around my ankles
Does this mean I am gay? All I could think of is that my body thought my poop was a big nigger dick
Its almost Christmas & still no r9k gf
why is she drinking piss, is she poor ?
>>25210695
She's Texan, she only drinks hard liquor
>tfw no blue jean baby queen
>tfw prettiest girl I've ever seen
>tfw seen her shake on the movie screen
>>25210187
>tfw no girl to turn my life into Stephen King
Just sitting here waiting for my phone to charge under my blankie
Yep
Another night
>being comfortable ever in your life
Fucking normalfags
http://inki.livejournal.com/30903.html
Give me one good reason I shouldn't hate white men
>inb4 civilization
I'd rather be dead right now. Fuck off with that excuse.
>>25210148
because i never did anything wrong to you
people aren't they're races
>>25210148
huh. livejournal is still up? Does anyone really use it these days?
>>25210148
You can hate me all you want. If it really bothers you that much, just kill yourself.
Why do we find some things rude and some things nice?
I understand some things, it's rude after all to stab people in the eye for a reason, but why are stuff like cuss words and steeping on people's shoes (by accident) so taboo?
Also, please? Why is "Get me some water" rude while "get me some water please" so nice? Let's forget taught social structure, is there a benefit to these shitty manners rules?
>>25209992
Saying "please" is a sign of gratitude.
A phrase containing "please" reflects gratitude in that it implies that you do not have to do the task, but that person would be grateful and in your debt if you did so.
Doesn't ring that true nowadays though.
Daily reminder that women can't be robots. Fembots are roasties, just like all other females.
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/what-its-like-to-go-clubbing-when-you-have-aspergers
TL;DR:
>Female sperg goes to club, talks about how different she is from normies, all of her supposed social difficulties
>Immediately gets hit on by men she describes as "hot"
>Flirts with, and nearly fucks multiple men despite having a sperg boyfriend
It's funny how so called "fembots" complain about their problems when they're literally half a degree away from being Stacies. The only thing that separates them is that female spergs are slightly more "awkward", which isn't detrimental in the slightest. As long as they aren't hellishly ugly, Chad will still happily scoop them up.
If you're an awkward male, you're completely out of luck. At best, some women might find that "cute" (i.e. cuckworthy).
>"Robot"
Go check out the catalog, my friend.
That word means whatever each individual anon decides.
Let it go now. We must abandon our struggles and settle down into the earth.
