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Who the hell is this?
Someone posted her face on here.
She closely resembles someone i knew online for many years. Any information would be appreciated.
>>25204810
That slut tripfag Saturno.
Any /ultraoldfags/ here? I've been on this site since 2006.
>you will never do it for the lulz ever again
>2006
>Ultra-old
You're only ultra-old if you're 2003. Even I'm only late 2004.
>tfw depression can't be beaten
dude all's you have to do is just relax and you'll be fine, trust me I'm a college freshmen, I know everything there is to know about hard depression
>>25204813
should I try being myself?
>>25204813
>just relax
Easy bait.
>college freshman
>hard
It's literally the easiest shit.
I suffer from clinical depression, and the method to dealing with it really depends on your situation. I have younger siblings and a mother that can't see their older brother/son kill himself, so I don't give in. Find your reason to live, and if you can't find one, make one up.
GOoOOoOH!
>>25204726
He stole that guy's pizzas!
>>25204726
I'm not paying for those.
Who else /Suicidal/ here? Whats keeping you?
>Whats keeping you?
The thought of suicide
The only thing that is keeping me from committing suicide is because I haven't thought out the perfect suicide note yet. I'd love to call out people, but other times I'd rather just apologise for my existence.
>>25204696
its real funny how that works
When a NEET starts talking shit but then you see his fucking living space
When someone on /r9k/ calls you a manlet, but you've still gotten laid more times than them ( Your times getting laid > X, where X = the 0 times they got laid)
>be friends with hot white dude
>end up having crush on him
>have a talk with him bro to bro and tell him I dig him sexually
>turns me down obviously but still wants to be my friend
>finds out the next day that I'm already dating a qt asian girl
>he gets pissed at me
>I tell him it's my dream to have a gf and a bf at the same time
>punches me in my chest, calls me a degenerate, and walks off
>now he wont answer my calls
>wont answer my texts
>despite this he somehow told my gf
>now she thinks i'm a fag
How do I fix this guys? Am I a bad person?
>>25204631
You're an idiot is what you are
That being said, I feel sorry for you that your friend reacted the way you did. He probably was pissed because you are basically in a way cheating on your qt Asian gf.
He is right though, you are a degenerate and don't deserve your gf. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
waahh~! I'm a dumb retard with a triangle as a mouth and I ruin the show I'm in by being a massive cunthead brat look at me! look at me!
Do you want to fucking fight mate?
>renge
>worst NNB
that's some shit taste
>>25204698
The best is the guy who doesnt talk
>eat food in room
>don't want to leave room to wash hands
>pour water from drinking glass on hands, rub together, and dry on bathing towel
>>25204606
I meant the name to be NEET #LifeHacks, but forgot that the hashtag makes the name a trip
>>25204606
>pour water on hands
>over your piss bucket
>>25204606
What a legend. You are op
ITT: Habits you got from Anime
(Or autism thread, reasons you are single thread, weeb thread, etc etc... whatever floats your goat...)
> When someone calls me, I reply with 'hai'
> I hold my backpack over my shoulder (quite comfy desu)
>habits you got from anime
I've got this really funny habit from anime where I think everything is going to be alright in the end.
Hilarious stuff.
>>25204579
It won't be alright in the end?
>>25204608
we'll all be cute anime girls one day, anon. You just gotta believe!
>was 19 at community college
>parents force me to find a job because they're too cheap to give me gas money
>get a job at a lumber yard
>paid $9.25 a hour to do hard labor
>hours forced me to quit community college
>nothing but Mexicans
>im the only white person here
>they literally just pull their dicks out and piss where they are working even though a porta john is 20ft away
>they sneak weed and beer on lunch breaks
>nobody gives a shit
>22 now
>still working here
>still no raise
>miserable as hell
>can't find any job for human beings because of my work history (no customer service experience)
>paid for CDL license training at community college cause it only takes 9 weeks
>can't find a trucking job because no experience
>$4K in student loans now
>I know if I quit my parents will kick me out
>my income couldn't even afford an apartment in the ghetto
>I have no idea where these Mexicans live
>got rejected from Military
>spend all of my money on alcohol and cigarettes hoping it kills me soon
Once you go general labor, it's almost impossible to get out. Should I just kill myself?
>>25204281
Just get a retail job. You can jump from retail to call center and make 15-20 bucks an hour and finish actual school.
That's tough, but if you live with your folks you should be able to save up some money.
Also quit with the booze and smokes, that'll take years off your life.
Here's some reading, if you're ready to hear the message:
www.earlyretirementextreme.com
>>25204319
>can't find any job for human beings because of my work history (no customer service experience)
Unless you mean min wage fast food. In that case, they rarely hire anybody older than 18 here and give you 10-15 hours a week.
Who's the cuck that did this?
Aight, they can take Pepe and Wojak, but PLEASE don't take Spurdo.
>>25204186
>spurdo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25204186
I legitimately hope this guy gets run over by a bus and dies a slow painful death.
No, onegai don't cum inside!! Its not a safe day!!
>>25204090
>*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
What did he mean by this?
You actually enjoyed that didn't you?
>woke up really early to start day off right
>need to go xmas shopping
>now its 4:30 and i haven't left the house
ugh
hi california 645 here
>>25204251
it will be that for me soon and i'll still be in my room probably...!
Where can I find depressed women to talk to?
They are the only type of women I can remotely relate to.
>>25203967
Women are a meme, anon.
>>25203967
What game is that? Very original game chummy tbhfamsmh
