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>tfw you'll never have cute handicapped girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYATvaMf1aQ
>she will never try to give you a handjob
>>25200291
>tfw you realise that too
why do you want a normie life robots? They are so boring and fake. They lack real personal integrity. And the only moral code they know is "moral relativism". These fucking normies are all political correct. They are conditioned to hate us robots. Worst of all they have no thoughts of their own.
Why do you want to be part of this degenerated faggotry?
Well why does anyone fantasize about being an animal? Being a reactionary creature seems so much simpler and painless than being a self-aware sack of depressed shit.
because normie life is default life, i wasnt born caring about all the retarded shit other people come up with.
being an intellectually honest, naive, caring guy I wanted fully understand why they say the obviously retarded things they say because i wanted to be part of society and have friends and family, i didnt just want to be like "lol get the fuck out of here, you fucking retards. everything you talk and think about is pure bull".
so i tried for years and years to make sense of all these garbage meme philosophies that other people seem to come up with, God, afterlife, the reason for living... all shit that without somebody bringing it up to me, i would have literally never given a shit about because it clearly obviously shouldnt pertain to my life at all in the slightest.
so you see, "normie" life is fucking retarded because normies are retarded. That doesnt mean living carefree and without giving every idiot the time of day isnt still the best and default way to live life because it is.
Who here /normiefortonight/?
On a night out in Glasgow staying at the citizen M hotel about to get fucked up
Anyone else upto anything?
>he thinks you can switch robotics on and off.
Confirmed for normalfag
>>25200124
>he doesn't know the real struggle of being a cyborg
I think I'm a normalfag now, too.
>work with qt
>she asks me to hang out all the time
>we end up dating
>don't like her enough to keep dating her
>she really likes me
>calls me "her love"
>don't know what to do
>don't want to have gf anymore
This shit's overrated, robots.
See me if you wanna score, 'cuz I got what you need
Or you can see me at the club, tinted SUV
Gettin' in for free, I'm 'bout to get my name known
Sheist pull a heist nigga just to get it on
>>25200071
Pull up and we flexin we be going so high
Pull up and we flexin we be going so high
Pull up and we flexin we be going so high
I'm so high, so h-h-high
Normies think we stole pepe from THEM.
>A feverish industry of meme-making has grown up around its contours. It has even, at times, subsumed Pepe.
https://archive.is/6D5M5#selection-2457.1-2457.65
Who gives a shit? It's a meme
Pitch a cartoon show for every norm-I mean robot's favorite Frog.
>college
>art history major
>loner on campus
>everybody notices him but never say anything
>hardly ever leaves dorm room
>roommate is a complete idiot
>when he does he chills with his only friend, Wojak
>wojak isnt a good friend but pepe has nobody else
>they normally sit in wojak's room with music on and talk
>smoke weed
>occasionally psychedelics
>one day a few normies notice him
>they mock him
>all the normies start to mock him
>at first he loves the rise in popularity
>soon realizes his life is a joke and hangs himself in the woods behind the school
>his body is never found
Is a couple of hectic, stressful holidays really enough to unwind?
>>25199822
You only realise the true value of time when you have less of it
Would you guys date a girl with Asperger's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfmVNB9DqiU
Why is it so rare for a grill to have aspergers than a guy?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IzAhBuJUh8
>"I-I have autism, so what if I speak well, have a good job, and act completely normal, that doesnt mean I cant have autism! I have trouble following instructions sometimes!"
Since when did autism become trendy? There are quite afew of these female transautists?
Will /r9k/ be hip and trendy someday?
Sft taimu?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/VerySleepySan
Add me here for lots of ERP goodness
My friend is back in town for winter break from university, and is driving his sisters car. He found this in her car, she is like 17.
Why are normies so disgusting?
>>25199658
>Holding someone by their hair
>Holding someone who's drunk and vomiting over a toilet
Haha what the fuck it's like they're really trying to kill each other
>>25199714
its gross
>>25199658
>a bottle of hand sanitizer
I don't get it,
>tfw a couple years ago when I was in highschool I got placed in a lower math since 8th grade Algebra 1 class I had no friends in my class and I was depressed and couldn't concentrate. I got Cs and a B and had to redo Algebra 1
>freshman year placed in alg1 again in class with other idiots
>in 10th grade geometry there weren't enough idiots so I had to go with grade below me's class
>everyone laughed at me and literally everyone in the school looked at me as a fucking stupid retard
>i knew I was stupid but it hurt the feels being looked down by everyone
>had no confidence or self esteem since even retarded hot dumb staceys in grade below me were smarter than me since they were in same math class as me
>literally all highschool people asked "HEHE anon you still in algebra?? xD XD"
>tfw math ruined my highschool
fuckmath:-(
Having autism isn't so bad, at least I get autismbux unlike normies.
>>25199538
To be fair I wouldn't want that shit even if it got me a monthly paycheck. I could deal with being unemotional, but not the comprehension difficulties, not on that level. Congratulations if you've simulated your way to it tho.Rei is best girl
>>25199538
>you have to be literally autistic to like rei
It all makes sense
>complaining about white women being whores
>watches trap porn instead
bunch of faggot virgins
If all women are whores then all that's left is porn. Traps a shit though. 2d is where it's at.
Thanks for all the long hours you're putting in this week before your day off.
hahahahaha, wagekeks literally BTFO.
Bad times ahead robots, l just want you all to be safe and remember that it will be finewhat have l done to deserve such treatment
You threatening me, you little bitch?
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